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Wet cat is NOT happy by hypnocystin funny

[–]K1LLWHITEY 6 points7 points ago

What if it's a really nice couch though?

My girlfriend wants to buy a house together. Give me as many reasons as possible to not do this. by MySensesAreTinglingin AskReddit

[–]K1LLWHITEY 1 point2 points ago

What type of field are you in, if you don't mind my asking?

My girlfriend wants to buy a house together. Give me as many reasons as possible to not do this. by MySensesAreTinglingin AskReddit

[–]K1LLWHITEY 108 points109 points ago

The bank was dragging their feet intentionally, so you would continue to pay down more of the debt before dumping the property.

I have been on EVE for about 2 weeks and i am about to pull a devious heist. by Speedymandmin Eve

[–]K1LLWHITEY 8 points9 points ago

You'll want to break it up to 500m lots. Set collateral for each lot at 1 bil, sit back and relax. If courier succeeds, you get your stuff delivered for a modest fee. If courier fails, you double your profit. Hard to beat that.

I have been on EVE for about 2 weeks and i am about to pull a devious heist. by Speedymandmin Eve

[–]K1LLWHITEY 4 points5 points ago

Drag --> Drop --> Courier Contract to Jita via Red Frog Freight. Easy as pie.

Reddit, what's that one million dollar idea you came up with? (even if everyone else thinks it's stupid, also acceptable golden ticket ideas) by remysefiin AskReddit

[–]K1LLWHITEY 1 point2 points ago

I think this would be great for kids, but seems cruel to use it on a Dog.

Reddit, what's that one million dollar idea you came up with? (even if everyone else thinks it's stupid, also acceptable golden ticket ideas) by remysefiin AskReddit

[–]K1LLWHITEY 0 points1 point ago

I had this idea as well. About six months later I saw it in the back of a Sky Mall Catalog.

TIL my country is run by Lannisters by Nebbleifin gameofthrones

[–]K1LLWHITEY -3 points-2 points ago

Scumbag Norway

Takes Lannister's Sigil

Doesn't pay it's debts.

Waiters of Reddit, what's the most disgusting thing you've ever seen a customer do? by Jarzaiin AskReddit

[–]K1LLWHITEY 15 points16 points ago

I'm not gonna lie, I masticated to this.

Not only white people are racist! by matthewleverknightin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]K1LLWHITEY 3 points4 points ago

You can be white and comment on race, you just have to do it with skill. Check out Ralphie May.

I am the egg man by chip28in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]K1LLWHITEY 31 points32 points ago

Goo goo g' joob, motherfucker.

What is your biggest "Oh God...now I'm screwed" moment? I'll go first... by WhiteRastaJin AskReddit

[–]K1LLWHITEY 1 point2 points ago

I've made that drive myself hundreds of times. It's a lot more of an adventure in the Winter time. Glad you made it back in one piece.

What is your biggest "Oh God...now I'm screwed" moment? I'll go first... by WhiteRastaJin AskReddit

[–]K1LLWHITEY 1 point2 points ago*

I lived in a tent in the Mountains of Colorado for awhile. There were several scary nights, but it was lessened to some extent because I slept next to a German Shepherd an an AK-47.

One night, I am awoken by what sounds like a pig rooting around outside my tent. Hard to describe the sound exactly, but you'd know it if you heard it. The hair was standing up on the back of my neck as I remained still and listened to it moving around, checking things out. I slowly move my hand towards my rifle and pull it up onto my chest.

I wait awhile until it moves away, across the camp to where I had (foolishly) left my dog's bowl with food in it. I chamber a round into my rifle, and send the dog out first. (up to that point, he had been snoring soundly). I put my flashlight on the creature, which turned out to be a fairly good sized black bear. Not wanting to harm the thing, I wait a minute and just watch as he picks up the entire bowl and runs off into the woods.

TIL: A movie can have a 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes (Bucky Larsen: Born to Be a Star) by JoshuaLymanin todayilearned

[–]K1LLWHITEY -3 points-2 points ago

It would seem I am the only human on the planet that loves this movie.

Whoever says Mosin Nagants are ugly needs to check their heads... by socalnonsagein guns

[–]K1LLWHITEY 1 point2 points ago

Get an M44. I love mine.

What music calms you? by Tristophein Music

[–]K1LLWHITEY 1 point2 points ago

Can't find my iPod, so I don't have my full sleepy time mix. But I do remember the last three:

  • Zero 7 - In The Waiting Line
  • Led Zeppelin - The Rain Song
  • Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata (Classical Guitar)

This is why you don't take the word of actors who didn't get the part. by FTRin thewalkingdead

[–]K1LLWHITEY 3 points4 points ago

Literally?

If that's true, then you probably should stop buying your games from Cragslist.

Do PLEX always drop? by rockon4life45in Eve

[–]K1LLWHITEY 12 points13 points ago

Damnit Dad, you're drunk again. Go home.

Do PLEX always drop? by rockon4life45in Eve

[–]K1LLWHITEY 5 points6 points ago

In that case, you suck at telling jokes.

Christmas Rage (I know its late...) by Skoog1122in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]K1LLWHITEY 4 points5 points ago

I think the real question is, why do you celebrate Christmas, when you don't believe in Saturnalia?

Answer: Presents.

Do PLEX always drop? by rockon4life45in Eve

[–]K1LLWHITEY 1 point2 points ago

Incorrect. The drop is chanced based, as it is for every other item in the cargo-hold of a ship that has 'sploded.

Reddit, tell me your "glitch in the Matrix" stories by superunhappyfuntimein AskReddit

[–]K1LLWHITEY 0 points1 point ago

Was there a discrepancy in the time from when you initially checked and then got in your car, by chance?

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