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Reddit. Please. STOP! by vinnievonin pics

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Reddit has been overrun by a bunch of smartass kids. You are pissing into the wind, my friend.

Ladies, what is the weirdest/funniest thing a guy has ever said to you to start a conversation? by [deleted]in AskReddit

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asks the Ladies to comment, only gets comments from dudes. Looks like Reddit is a sausage-fest tonight.

What IS/WAS the BIGGEST letdown of your entire life? by BrooklynDodgerin AskReddit

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When my father got cancer and died.

bath time! by Sneezesin pics

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In Russia, dog bathe you!

What's the most dangerous thing you've snuck by TSA? by rainbowdimin AskReddit

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I may just be drunk, but that's the funniest thing I've read in at least a month. Thanks for the lulz.

“Son, as soon as someone puts their hands on you…” by mitchbonesin OneY

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My first day of junior high, at a new school where I knew no-one, the 16 yr old thug behind me in home room slapped me in the back of the head for lulz. He stopped laughing after I bounced his head off of his desk. And that was the first and last time anyone picked on me at that school.

For some reason I decided to search "nigger" on IMDB. by Treggehin movies

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don't worry. My chain was attached to my nipple rings.

IamA Stay-at-Home Mom. AMA. by notyourmommyin IAmA

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are you in time-out right now?

For some reason I decided to search "nigger" on IMDB. by Treggehin movies

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relax. I was just joking.

I just caught my 5 year old daughter googling her own name. by Jerky_Sammichin self

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go suck a back of dicks.

Ever wondered what it was like to kill someone? by SarahCin AskReddit

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I'm with you, brother.

Ever wondered what it was like to kill someone? by SarahCin AskReddit

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I'm not arguing your point. Most people just want to cry in outrage, maybe file a civil suit and leave it at that. That switch you mentioned is generally selfishness/cowardliness. Selfishness as in too worried about personal consequences (court, jail, money) and cowardliness as in most individuals are too afraid to take a stand (unless they are anonymous). It's amazing how many people will act like a complete ass when driving, then are so polite outside of the car.

Ever wondered what it was like to kill someone? by SarahCin AskReddit

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you are either still a child or a very sick individual.

Ever wondered what it was like to kill someone? by SarahCin AskReddit

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Don't get me wrong. I feel the same about people who join up just so they can throw lead. But when you signed up, you do know that it was a possibility that you may have to shooting a live target sooner or later, didn't you?

Some douche is tracking my phone and I don't know how or what to do. I need your help REDDIT! by DIGGER_IDENTIFIERin AskReddit

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you may want to check your car for another mobile phone or a gps tracker. For $10 per month, you can track someone's car with mologogo and a boost mobile pre-pay phone.

THIS GUY MUST BE DRINKING BLOODY CUM OUT OF A WINE GLASS....LAWL FUNNY/SCARY :O by jarrettholtin WTF

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what is this shit? That's Funny/Scary? You are the OP of that video, aren't you?

For some reason I decided to search "nigger" on IMDB. by Treggehin movies

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It's because you're a racist, right? Because anyone who has the word nigger in their vocab is a racist.

Somebody Dosed Me at a Bar by paxxedin self

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keep going back to that bar until you find that asshole and shiv him in the nuts.

What is your reddit comment you're most proud of that never got noticed. by neolduserin AskReddit

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Dude, it sounds like your shit's all fucked up, and you talk all faggy. What I do is just like... you know....

edit: I hope you've seen Idiocracy so you'll know I'm not trollin

Drew Carey Has Changed A Lot by j1ggyin pics

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Now he just looks like a creepy old guy.

Who's the funniest stand-up comedian you know of(besides Louis C.K.)? by TheStreetsOfLondonin AskReddit

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Brian Posehn is pretty funneh. After that it's Cartman.

Who else didn't take advantage of the extra hour for Daylight Savings Time? by Jorgeragula05in AskReddit

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as did I, my drunk friend.

When using somebody else's computer, why do people... by sheepsheepin self

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You should have punched her in her muffin-top.

Older redditors; How did young nerds spend their time before computers, gaming and D&D? by vikhoundin AskReddit

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I rode my bike and played sports... outside. My friends and I made things, like blow dart guns out of PVC pipe with darts made of nails with paper cones and duct tape for flight stability. We did things like climbing trees and 'parachuting' off of roofs with plastic bag parachutes. A bunch of us would go into the woods with BB guns and shoot at each other. We would dig holes and bury stuff in them. When I went to my grandparents house, I'd climb through the iron gate behind their house and aggravate the bull until he charged me, diving through the gate just in time to escape. I'd generally run around like an idiot, doing things that I had no business doing. Oh, and play super mario bros on NES.

My Fly Keeps Unzipping Itself. What do? by redleaderin AskReddit

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Let your freak flag fly.

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