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[NSFW] Sexiest Hula Hoop ever. by pornkidin videos

[–]JeddakofThark -4 points-3 points ago

I really can't decide if you're trolling or not. If you are, my hat is off to you.

I can see your character so clearly. You're a first or second year undergrad. You hang around in coffee shops wearing tweed and ostentatiously read very deep things.

NickVenture explains the sexual self-realization of a woman using the example of an Erotic HulaHoop video by Frontcannonin DepthHub

[–]JeddakofThark 9 points10 points ago

I'm going to repost myself here. Feel free to be annoyed.

I really want to believe you're joking.

If you aren't, I'd very much like to design a double-blind experiment where I have this director create a series of videos, explicitly state what they're about, and then have these same videos shown to you, and have you explain your interpretation.

If your interpretation is substantially similar to the director's interpretation over several films, we can say that you probably aren't completely full of shit.

Edit: I'm serious. I accept that there are often underlying themes and subtexts and stories in an artistic work, and I've been known to read too much into things, but I've rarely imagined so much bullshit about anything. If someone wants to find proof somewhere that this NickVenture person has perfectly analysed this and had no prior knowledge of the video and is not in any way affiliated with the person who made it, I'll listen... I'm just very, very skeptical.

Edit 2: I was actually going to use 'Starship Troopers' as an example a movie I once read far too much into. NickVenture did it for me, though. Except he doesn't realize he's reading too much into it. He really needs to listen to the director's commentary.

[NSFW] Sexiest Hula Hoop ever. by pornkidin videos

[–]JeddakofThark -1 points0 points ago

I really want to believe you're joking.

If you aren't, I'd very much like to design a double-blind experiment where I have this director create a series of videos, explicitly state what they're about, and then have these same videos shown to you, and have you explain your interpretation.

If your interpretation is substantially similar to the director's interpretation over several films, we can say that you probably aren't completely full of shit.

Girl takes sexy photo shoot, submits to 2x. Gets called attention whore in the comments. by GregPatrickin SubredditDrama

[–]JeddakofThark 5 points6 points ago

It was a mean comment about her nose... I'm actually feeling bad about it and will likely delete the comment in a moment.

Girl takes sexy photo shoot, submits to 2x. Gets called attention whore in the comments. by GregPatrickin SubredditDrama

[–]JeddakofThark 8 points9 points ago

I understood that bulbous bows were only really effective in vessels over about fifteen meters. You learn something every day.

"Oops, thanks." by tumbleweed42in bestof

[–]JeddakofThark 12 points13 points ago

You're welcome.

"Oops, thanks." by tumbleweed42in bestof

[–]JeddakofThark 4 points5 points ago

Not a troll.

Also, learn to capitalize and use correct punctuation.

"Oops, thanks." by tumbleweed42in bestof

[–]JeddakofThark 1 point2 points ago

What does 'Thanx' mean?

"Oops, thanks." by tumbleweed42in bestof

[–]JeddakofThark 9 points10 points ago

The general quality of r/bestof submissions is about at this level. I guess we can't blame you for mimicking a thousand other submissions.

"Oops, thanks." by tumbleweed42in bestof

[–]JeddakofThark 9 points10 points ago

Why would you say that? For what purpose are you sharing this information? Aside from the fact that it isn't hilarious, this information is meaningless. This isn't eBay. We don't need need customer feedback.

I guess christians dont know who bad religion is by Supsamoanin atheism

[–]JeddakofThark 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes I worry that I dont know who bad many things are.

*Amazing*... Lion lives with family (look at the very last image too!) by dragonworthyin pics

[–]JeddakofThark 0 points1 point ago

I didn't enjoy that. The punchline was predictable and annoying. It's tired when it's done well and this wasn't.

Sorry for being so blunt. I'm trying a more direct approach lately.

Best slow-play prank ever. by Freded21in bestof

[–]JeddakofThark 4 points5 points ago

It's interesting how the OP looks down on the 'dirty' girls who talk about sex, but laughs at the gopher hole joke. 'K'lassy is probably a good description of everyone involved.

"Obligatory complaint about the quality of 'Best Of' submissions."

I am theKevin Smith. I came from cum and made CLERKS once. Ask Me Anything. by ThatKevinSmithin IAmA

[–]JeddakofThark 0 points1 point ago

You obviously stumbled a little with Mallrats (I like it, though), and showed real promise as a filmmaker with 'Chasing Amy', but everything after that was self-referential shit. Just awful, terrible stuff.

Sorry to be so blunt. You probably don't deserve that level of dislike. It's just that I've been pissed at you for quite some time.

LMFAO Killed Shuffle by Phyxxationin videos

[–]JeddakofThark 0 points1 point ago

What the in the fuck does any of that mean?

A friends autistic son cuddles his brand new buddy by jumbobrainin aww

[–]JeddakofThark 1 point2 points ago

It's astonishing how much I don't care that your friend's son is autistic.

12 Tribes the world have forgotten about by UtopicVisionin TrueReddit

[–]JeddakofThark 4 points5 points ago

This contains no actual information and was created by someone who had no interest in the subject.

The author had a decent grasp of English, so I suppose that's something.

They told him that he would never walk again, look at him now by funynewsin entertainment

[–]JeddakofThark 2 points3 points ago*

What the fuck was that? I don't mind a repost and I don't mind ESL submissions, but when you add 'fucking spammer' to the list, I despise you. Fuck off.

Edit: Sadly, funynews fucked off and deleted his account. It pains me to think I might have had anything to do with it.

What is the most enraging thing that anyone has ever said to you? by FryLord1336in AskReddit

[–]JeddakofThark 1 point2 points ago

I'm going to guess your age using my magical deductive powers. You are fifteen years old. Uncanny, isn't it?

Just a quick piece of advice: no one is impressed by a braggart. In real life people recognize that you're making things up, but they're too polite to call you on it. You should stop doing that.

Only in the deep south...... by cbabsonin funny

[–]JeddakofThark -5 points-4 points ago

Fuck off.

Reddit, what is a concept that despite all explanation you simply cannot grasp? by CUCUMB3Rin AskReddit

[–]JeddakofThark 0 points1 point ago

My own astonishing brilliance. I'd list some other, more specific examples, but it's obvious from many of the top comments here that I'm not alone in my plight.

Swear to God by ImA10AllTheTimein gaming

[–]JeddakofThark -1 points0 points ago

I'm not saying the post is bad exactly, it's just not so good that you'd expect to see 1200 upvotes in a few hours. It's also a brand new account and there are a lot of short, inane comments in here made by short term users with very low karma.

It's possible that r/gaming is this bad, but it's also possible that we've got a bot infestation.

I Insist by staminaplusonein funny

[–]JeddakofThark 6 points7 points ago

I don't get the "enjoed" part.

I can communicate with the dead. Thoughts/Questions/Comments by ParanomalLifein Paranormal

[–]JeddakofThark -2 points-1 points ago

All this hostility against your beliefs bolsters them hugely doesn't it?

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