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I am theKevin Smith. I came from cum and made CLERKS once. Ask Me Anything. by ThatKevinSmithin IAmA

[–]Illneedsomebeer 0 points1 point ago

Why did you do that thing with Adam Carolla? I was a big fan of yours (FOAF was in Clerks, went to Red Bank to the store, actually enjoyed Chasing Amy) but am not ever since hearing you on his podcast. Really disappointed, man.

Allergic to every weed, grass and tree in Northern CA... by Joeman10in pics

[–]Illneedsomebeer 0 points1 point ago

I did this test and came up clean all over -- except for the "histamine" plant. I never have heard of it, but I live in terror of when I run across one!

Is there a device out there that i can plug in front of my appliance to see how much energy is being drawn ? by desidevilin gadgets

[–]Illneedsomebeer -1 points0 points ago

Oh no, of course I came across one of those before. I even wiped it off after.

What is your all time favourite moment from The Simpsons? by m3taphorin AskReddit

[–]Illneedsomebeer 0 points1 point ago

Mr. Burns: Homer, I want to be loved. Homer: Ok, uum, I'll need some beer.

Men of Reddit, how many of you actually prefer smaller breasts on a girl? by Palinsupporterin AskReddit

[–]Illneedsomebeer 0 points1 point ago

There's more to it than size. No sag is more important. Most important is that the woman get off on them being played with. Most guys would take someone who got off on that a lot with A cups over someone with D cups you couldn't touch.

I am Bobcat Goldthwait. Ask Me Anything. by Bob_Goldthwaitin IAmA

[–]Illneedsomebeer 1 point2 points ago

I'm really sorry for your loss. I have a sister who died when I was young, and I think often of how much fun it would be to have her around now.

whitelabs v. wyest v. dry yeast...which do you prefer and why? by Slushangarin Homebrewing

[–]Illneedsomebeer 3 points4 points ago

I'm lazy, so wet yeast is just too much pressure to have sitting in the fridge. Safale and saflager dry yeast packs have always, always worked for me, even a a year after expiration. Wet yeast packs depend on having been kept pretty cold at your LHS, and also have to be used in a timely manner. I've had a couple Wyeast smack packs fail on me....

How long until home brewed beers expire? by newbrew12in Homebrewing

[–]Illneedsomebeer 0 points1 point ago

I second this. I had a wonderful ESB that I bottled in brown bottles, two of which I gave to my dad, then buddies and I drank the rest over the course of a month.

5 months later, I found the other bottle of ESB in the back of my dad's fridge and greedily grabbed it, thinking it'd be stellar after that much aging. But no, tasted like sherry.

So, somewhere under 5 months for esb (lots of sweetness, lightly hopped) in brown bottles kept in the fridge.

Former employees of fast food restaurants, what are some dirty secrets your chain or single restaurant didn't want your customers to know? by PartSockMonkeyin AskReddit

[–]Illneedsomebeer 0 points1 point ago

dear mcdonalds franchise owner: how much do you pull in per year? I hear appx 6 mil.

Reddit: What's the worst financial decision that you've ever made? I want to learn from your mistakes. by Ross29in AskReddit

[–]Illneedsomebeer 0 points1 point ago

I bought 150 shares of aapl in the 90s at 10, now it's at 585.

So, the worst financial decision of my life was selling 25 shares of it in 2007 at 160.

TIL a device has been developed that can kill 100 mosquitoes per/sec at up to 100 ft away using infra-red motion censoring and a Blue laser. The idea came about after Bill Gates requested help to fight mosquito-spread Malaria in underdeveloped countries. Production cost is around $50. by Awwkweirdin todayilearned

[–]Illneedsomebeer 0 points1 point ago

Gene patents never stopped my company from working on a drug using/targeting that gene. We just pay a fee to the patent holder.

The patent holders love this, btw. Its the only way they see a payday.

Kevin Smith without a beard by jaltesorensenin movies

[–]Illneedsomebeer -2 points-1 points ago

Kevin Smith is a whiny shitbird who can't fix his own problems and complains to entertainment industry executives to clean up after him. He does not deserve your dollar. I was a huge fan of his, but now am not:

http://www.adamcarolla.com/kevin-smith/

Kevin Smith sums up the Avengers vs. Dark Knight Rises . by Misterbertin movies

[–]Illneedsomebeer 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, no. He needs to see it, and put it right. If he apologizes publicly and pays Adam or a charity $250 K, then I'll respect him again. I'm not motivated to 'take the good with the bad' with my entertainers because I have lots of choices. Clooney, Keanu and Springsteen earned their high Q ratings, and I'll continue to fawn over them; this bullshit puts Smith into the same shitbag as Tom Cruise and Owen Wilson, in my mind. Famous jerks. Fuck them.

Kevin Smith sums up the Avengers vs. Dark Knight Rises . by Misterbertin movies

[–]Illneedsomebeer 0 points1 point ago

I'm not saying anything good about Carolla at all. I loved loveline, back when Dr. Drew would rein in Adam's bullshit. But since Adam went off on his own to replace Howard Stern, he's...become Howard Stern, a no-editor spew monster with right wing rich guy tendencies.

However, I listened to that podcast randomly, and was grossed out by what a whiny, defensive, unfunny, vague liar Kevin was. Be bold, stick up for yourself. I can't respect the guy for whining to the VPs at Tristar until they fixed his toddler butthurt for him, rather than call Adam himself and/or say something about what he was doing on his own podcast.

Kevin Smith sums up the Avengers vs. Dark Knight Rises . by Misterbertin movies

[–]Illneedsomebeer -1 points0 points ago

ok, so I was the hugest Kevin Smith fan ever, ever. My roommate banged someone from Clerks and I worshipped him for that. I actually loved Chasing Amy, and actually traveled to the comic book store in red bank (and the catholic church.) But I'm done with that stoner fuckface now, I have him more than I hate Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh combined, after listening to the Adam Carolla podcast. Jesus H. Fuck what a jerk.

My boyfriend wants anal. by WhiteSabbath891in sex

[–]Illneedsomebeer 1 point2 points ago

enterogastric reflex

My brother and I. He saved my life one year ago today by donating his bone marrow and stem cells to me. He's not a redditor, but he gained karma. by VivaBeavisin pics

[–]Illneedsomebeer 0 points1 point ago

wtf? why not? they have the WBCs right there. A lot of blood winds up not getting transfused, too, after the time limit, and it could be tested then before flushing down the drain -- they should at least send that blood on to the testing lukemia testing centers.

My wife is pregnant and I want to be the best father I can possibly be. What are some great resources I can look into? by Croooooowin self

[–]Illneedsomebeer 1 point2 points ago

Keep reading parenting books. Even bad ones will make you go "This is bullshit" and you'll do the opposite of what they suggest, but you'll be thinking about being a better parent.

My brother and I. He saved my life one year ago today by donating his bone marrow and stem cells to me. He's not a redditor, but he gained karma. by VivaBeavisin pics

[–]Illneedsomebeer 0 points1 point ago

wait, I thought all blood donors were automatically tested. Why aren't they? They could be, correct? They could opt in?

My boss came up as a match for a stranger, went in and got the drill to donate marrow, happened to mention it to us and we were impressed that he'd do that for a stranger. Then my dad had to have the same drill-in-the-hip for a diagnostic when he got sick and I was like "fuck! that's nothing! I'm less impressed about my boss!"

My brother and I. He saved my life one year ago today by donating his bone marrow and stem cells to me. He's not a redditor, but he gained karma. by VivaBeavisin pics

[–]Illneedsomebeer 1 point2 points ago

I always wished I had one too. I tell my kids how lucky they are to have each other every day, but they'll never know....

Warren Buffett: The Investment You Think Is 'Safe' Is Actually The Riskiest In The World by maxwellhillin business

[–]Illneedsomebeer 0 points1 point ago

How does one buy these, then sell them when you need cash?

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