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Roberto Martinez in Liverpool talks in Miami - Whelan by zakislamin soccer

[–]Ihsahn_ 1 point2 points ago

Allegedly he's there to talk to Aston Villa's owner/whatever, Randy Lerner.

Roberto Martinez in Liverpool talks in Miami - Whelan by zakislamin soccer

[–]Ihsahn_ 2 points3 points ago

Talksport reports he's actually in talks with Randy Lerner to go to Villa, so you may get your wish

Roberto Martinez in Liverpool talks in Miami - Whelan by zakislamin soccer

[–]Ihsahn_ 3 points4 points ago

Whelan really can't help but tell everyone exactly what's happening, can he? Quite surprised to be honest.

moment of ovulation accidentally photographed during a hysterectomy by nudebeachin WTF

[–]Ihsahn_ 1 point2 points ago

The corpus luteum and how it usually acts compared to how it acts when pregnant has got to be one of the most amazing things ever.

Of course, that's cell wall. by ezekielwin funny

[–]Ihsahn_ 0 points1 point ago

You're right, don't worry. :D

Of course, that's cell wall. by ezekielwin funny

[–]Ihsahn_ 5 points6 points ago

Of course not.

o·ver [oh-ver] Show IPA preposition:

10: from one side to the other of; to the other side of; across: to go over a bridge.

Of course, that's cell wall. by ezekielwin funny

[–]Ihsahn_ 0 points1 point ago

Correct :D In one of many many different ways which we won't go into here.

Of course, that's cell wall. by ezekielwin funny

[–]Ihsahn_ 19 points20 points ago

I'm in full on revision mode for exams at the moment so science is at the front of my mind :(

I corrected a friend earlier who was making a comment about his birthday/birthday party coming up using unnecessarily long words. When he used "conception" to mean birth I had to suggest whether he meant "parturition."

I'm such a dick. :(

Of course, that's cell wall. by ezekielwin funny

[–]Ihsahn_ 1 point2 points ago

What? :S

Of course, that's cell wall. by ezekielwin funny

[–]Ihsahn_ 179 points180 points ago

Actually this is inaccurate, transport proteins facilitate the transport of molecules over cell membranes, not cell walls. Cell walls allow soluble substances to diffuse through them, and other substances through the plasmodesmata.

Now THAT'S cosplay.. by hmistryin pics

[–]Ihsahn_ 17 points18 points ago

I thought this for a second too, but I think they're just elastic to hold the boobs in.

Ooops, busted? by Uitklapstoelin funny

[–]Ihsahn_ 23 points24 points ago

London based...

Strong rumours on Twitter that Dalglish has walked by Serotonein soccer

[–]Ihsahn_ 0 points1 point ago

Finally, a non-Liverpool fan that recognises how poorly Hodgson treated the fans and the players. If you look around there are plenty of articles noting how he backtracked from "judge me after 10 games" and "I've been brought in to get the best out of these players" to "I need more time and money" and "no-one could do any better than [10th] with this set of players" etc. etc.

Flight attendants, have you ever caught passengers performing sexual acts on the plane? What are some of your craziest/funniest stories? by Wolverine9in AskReddit

[–]Ihsahn_ 8 points9 points ago

I have a vaguely interesting story. It isn't incredible and isn't from the viewpoint of the flight attendant, but it looks like you're striking out here so I'll tell it anyway.

When I was 15, our school (I'm UK based) went on an exchange trip to Hong Kong - so we went over for a week and stayed at a student's house, then they came over here a few months later and stayed at our house. Saves on accommodation costs hugely and obviously means you get to meet people that live on the other side of the world.

However, due to the high costs, we opened it to about 3-4 school years, so we had a range of 14-18 year olds on the trip, and hence people from my school I'd never met before. Enter two girls from the year below me, both pretty attractive, one ginger and one blonde. Over the week we were given a lot of freedom considering where we were, so I spent a lot of time with these two girls as well as the friends I went with, and got to know them both pretty well. Nothing particularly interesting happened over the week, much to my dismay. On the flight back, however, we'd managed to convince one of the 18 year old's there to buy us a bottle of something, Archer's or something (a ~15%ABV Schnapps), which we proceeded to consume fairly rapidly on an 8 hour flight.

Things started getting interesting after this point, with a bit of alcohol in us both. I was sitting in a row of 4, with blonde girl to my left and a mate and ginger girl to my right. Blonde girl and I managed to get cosy under a blanket and started making out pretty intensely, with hands wandering a bit. After a few minutes, we repositioned the blanket so it was very loosely covering everything from knees up, and she slowly undid her skirt and slid her panties down her legs a little, guiding my left hand down to what was her already wet pussy. Bearing in mind I'm right handed, and this was the first time I'd got this far with a girl, I wasn't really sure what to do. But I let instinct and a bit of her help guide me with what to do, and I'm pretty sure she had a good time, considering how wet my hand was afterwards. Unfortunately it didn't go much further than that but it was surrounded by members of the public, with my teachers 2 seats away. So I enjoyed it. I also dated her for about 6 months and lost my virginity to her.

The Inside of a Human Hand (NSFL) by nicksnarein WTF

[–]Ihsahn_ 0 points1 point ago

To be fair, human flesh cooking in the same way as chicken flesh or whatever smells suspiciously tasty.

My girlfriend just found out I occasionally pee in the shower, and was grossed out to no end. Back me up, Reddit. Most of you do it too, don't you? by atomic_hombrein AskReddit

[–]Ihsahn_ 13 points14 points ago

The trick is to try to do a difficult maths problem in your head whilst trying to pee.

Music player that can shuffle by album? by Ihsahn_in Android

[–]Ihsahn_[S] 2 points3 points ago

Ah! Turns out I need to turn the "repeat" option onto "advance to next list" whilst having "shuffle lists" on. Excellent! Thank you!

Music player that can shuffle by album? by Ihsahn_in Android

[–]Ihsahn_[S] 0 points1 point ago

Still not working unfortunately! They're in folders and everything. :/

Grammar matters by [deleted]in funny

[–]Ihsahn_ 1 point2 points ago

The King Blues lyrics?

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