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Insane HVAC company threatens customers for use of social media by MenthoLyptusin Atlanta

[–]IgnatiousReilly 2 points3 points ago

Those are not the creations of a sane individual. Still, you kind of wish you could actually give assignments to Reddit lynch mobs. I'm normally horrified by them, but sometimes they might be useful.

As if Dr. Oz couldn't sink any lower, today he had Theresa Caputo on by daoomin skeptic

[–]IgnatiousReilly 0 points1 point ago

That level of idiocy is difficult not to exploit. It would be so easy to tell myself that anyone that stupid deserved to be conned... but then, I'm sure that's exactly what these cons are telling themselves.

Eight years ago, I was arrested because of a data entry error. My mugshot is now appearing online. Is there something I can do about this? by IgnatiousReillyin legaladvice

[–]IgnatiousReilly[S] 0 points1 point ago

That sounds great. I don't know any lawyers, though. Do you have any suggestions for finding one that could handle this competently and inexpensively?

I'm in the Atlanta metro area, BTW.

Eight years ago, I was arrested because of a data entry error. My mugshot is now appearing online. Is there something I can do about this? by IgnatiousReillyin legaladvice

[–]IgnatiousReilly[S] 0 points1 point ago

One of the two sites says they'll remove people for a long list of reasons including the ones you mentioned (while maintaining that they have very right to not do so). The other does not.

In any case, since there were no actual charges, I have no paperwork showing that my case was dismissed, or I wasn't found guilty, or anything like that... And even if I did, I'd still have to negotiate with every new site that came along and ask them really nicely to not post my mugshot.

Dog People!! by Anger_Gamesin rant

[–]IgnatiousReilly 2 points3 points ago

I'm telling my dog about your rant right now. He got kind of cold on his play date this morning, so he's wearing his spring coat. He's barking a response as I type.

She was a good sport by WTFisBehindYouin funny

[–]IgnatiousReilly 4 points5 points ago

I wish I could summon some set of words to explain to you what an asshole you are, but if mere words could explain such a thing, you wouldn't have found it funny in the first place.

what weird things do you do while drunk? I email myself info about where I am and who I'm with, in case I'm killed. by MBAfailin AskReddit

[–]IgnatiousReilly 5 points6 points ago

All sorts of things. Greek and Latin textbooks (obviously, drunk me overestimates sober me's dedication to classics), a sjambock, a bullwhip several weeks later, a gaming mouse and a case of batteries, a region free DVD player along with a German release of 'Dune', plaster of Paris, cigars, a typewriter...

This was over a number of years and there's a lot more, but I think that's a pretty good representative sample.

What small seemingly insignificant thing have you lost that just crushed your world? by cameltoadin AskReddit

[–]IgnatiousReilly 3 points4 points ago

If it wasn't from that series of eight I'm sure you could find the exact one on eBay.

What small seemingly insignificant thing have you lost that just crushed your world? by cameltoadin AskReddit

[–]IgnatiousReilly 15 points16 points ago

Have you considered replacing them? I'm sure it wouldn't be quite the same, but it might make you feel a little better.

what weird things do you do while drunk? I email myself info about where I am and who I'm with, in case I'm killed. by MBAfailin AskReddit

[–]IgnatiousReilly 42 points43 points ago

I don't drink the way I used to, but every now and then I used to order random things from Amazon while drunk. I'd have no memory of doing it, so when the packages arrived, it would be like surprise presents to myself... I kind of miss that.

Judy Chu, who is currently running for the House for my district and a co-sponsor of SOPA, is visiting my government class. What questions should I ask her? by TopHatAndMonocleManin AskReddit

[–]IgnatiousReilly 7 points8 points ago

It's a good idea and you should try it. If she doesn't have a generic SOPA response (she likely does, but might not be able to recall the details under these circumstances), she'll be really vague and change the subject as though she's given an actual answer.

Unfortunately, in the case of the 'hostile' questioning suggested, the teachers and/or administrators will likely stop it. This visit is prestigious for the school and anything that might discourage future visits by her or other politicians will be hugely discouraged.

I'd love to see some genuinely aggressive questioning by high school students, but I'm not going to hold my breath.

Good luck.

Edit: I'm not doubting your class. It's just something that would take a day or two to coordinate.

Yes, America, We Have Executed an Innocent Man by shaizer_kaiserin TrueReddit

[–]IgnatiousReilly 2 points3 points ago

It wouldn't ruin your life?

Think about everything you've done and every relationship that you've formed and everything that you've learned in the last ten years. Imagine erasing that.

Add to that erasure ten years of fury and a life completely interrupted. All hopes, goals, and plans destroyed. You don't tend to be the same person from decade to decade.

It's better than the death penalty, if only because of its apparent impermanence, but I'd prefer not to endure it.

A detention of mine from middle school... by smashein funny

[–]IgnatiousReilly 0 points1 point ago

I wish I'd kept my favorite from the fourth grade. I deliberately and specifically disobeyed the teacher's instruction not to 'bounce off the walls' and was written up by the after-recess bathroom monitor. I'm pretty sure my audible 'boing boings' as I bounced around were noted in the write up.

My parents keep saying Obama failed in his promises to fix the economy, but they cannot name anything specific that he did that was a failure. Can Reddit help? What specific economic promises the Obama fail to keep or what specific economic policies of Obama were a failure? by Not_Me_But_A_Friendin explainlikeimfive

[–]IgnatiousReilly -1 points0 points ago

How about not arguing politics with your parents? There's just so much other shit going on between you and the people that raised you that it's usually going to be a waste of time to argue politics. Most likely, no arguments or facts will change anything, and you're going to make yourself (and them) miserable trying.

Since you're asking, I assume you still live with them. That's really hard, because even if they aren't arguing about it with you, they'll likely be talking to each other about it while you're around. If you're in this situation and kind of understand my point in the last paragraph, respond to this, as I'd love to offer some suggestions. I'm 35 and still have to deal with this sort of thing from time to time.

E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial - Bet you didn't know this was miniature. by bananimatorin movies

[–]IgnatiousReilly 0 points1 point ago

I did, but only because I owned this book as a child.

I am not a religious person but don't you think that you shouldn't be subscribed to r/atheism automatically like you are not subscribed to r/christianity or r/islam or r/judaism? by dbalciin AskReddit

[–]IgnatiousReilly 0 points1 point ago*

The original, default subreddits were what they were because they reflected the community at the time. They also showed new users the sort of community they were joining. In general, that meant leftist with a Libertarian slant, geeky, and atheist. If you don't like that, get off my lawn.

Edit: Unsubscribe from it, of course. It sucks.

An elderly scam artist in action. Using jargon, he's trying to make people believe he can make gold in microwave ovens. by Triviaandwordplayin skeptic

[–]IgnatiousReilly 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure what temperatures are possible, but here's a video of a guy smelting Iron Ore in a Microwave.

Everything else you said seems accurate, though. I agree that the old man is a con artist.

The Flying Hovercraft - only $190k! by ttruth1in gadgets

[–]IgnatiousReilly 9 points10 points ago*

It's a ground effect vehicle.

It's hard to overstate how dangerous this vehicle likely is. Imagine dipping the nose and digging in at 60 mph.

Edit: If anyone's interested, you can purchase plans and kits here. That site has been around since the very beginning of the www. I came very close to purchasing something from there in the mid 90's.

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