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YOUR DOG CAN'T READ, MORON! by DrJulianBashirin WTF

[–]Iamreallyfuckingdumb 0 points1 point ago

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But the snoop d-o double g can

My laptop was stolen, I found the craigslist ad of the person trying to pawn it. Reddit, bequeath your help. by [deleted]in gadgets

[–]Iamreallyfuckingdumb 1 point2 points ago

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Call the police

15 years ago today my friend Peter McColl disappeared. He hasn't been seen since. by I_Met_Bubb-Rubbin self

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I just found this out too, it makes sense as to why they wouldn't understand an ancient Simpsons reference and why this site is so full of pretentious opinions that said Redditards swear will change the world but have never worked throughout history. Also, Carl Sagan is an atheist that is literally worshipped.

15 years ago today my friend Peter McColl disappeared. He hasn't been seen since. by I_Met_Bubb-Rubbin self

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A man after my own god damned heart. I am glad that someone sees Reddit for what it has become. These people have managed to turn Carl Sagan into a God... ironically enough.

15 years ago today my friend Peter McColl disappeared. He hasn't been seen since. by I_Met_Bubb-Rubbin self

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Damn, I got downvoted FAST!

Hipster Hitler's new comic - Juice by ogawdomanogawdomanin funny

[–]Iamreallyfuckingdumb -8 points-7 points ago

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This just isn't funny.

15 years ago today my friend Peter McColl disappeared. He hasn't been seen since. by I_Met_Bubb-Rubbin self

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He went to get a pack of cigarettes.

An Arab democracy, with a Muslim Prime Minister and a Christian President, allowed the building of a synagogue, squarely in the center of their “Ground Zero” in the heart and pride of downtown Beirut by Slacherin worldnews

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At least I'm not a jew

An Arab democracy, with a Muslim Prime Minister and a Christian President, allowed the building of a synagogue, squarely in the center of their “Ground Zero” in the heart and pride of downtown Beirut by Slacherin worldnews

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Yeah, and the Jews kicked the shit out of them anyway. Racist kikes.

Sent in a pic of me eating a delicious sandwich for lunch to my girlfriend. She sent me a pic back of her lunch... by [deleted]in pics

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STOP POSTING THIS POINTLESS, UNFUNNY SHIT!

Price Tag Fails by maksifiedin funny

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When I worked at Kroger, there was a brand of doggy treats and the price tag read "Dad's nut-tastic treat".

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As a total asshole, I have dealt with corrupt cops before, and it's easy to win any battle against them. (self.reddit.com)

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Today is Alien's 1st birthday and my 21st. Smoke a bowl for me, ents by mywhisperingeyein trees

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I bet you all the money in the world you're not attractive.

Several of you told me that I was “going to die” if I drank 13 beers while running the San Francisco Half Marathon. I did not die. by thernkworksin funny

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I can't imagine drinking anything while running but once I got drunk and went running and for some reason I ran two miles instead of my usual one and felt like a trillion bucks.

On comparing Hitler to the US president (pic) by EthicalReasoningin pics

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Jews... lol

Vin Diesel agreed to star in "Fast and the Furious 5", if the studio agreed to fund a new "Chronicles of Riddick" sequel. by sargasmicin movies

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Wow, I hope this causes neither of these shitty movies to make it to theaters. Talk about killing two birds with one stone.

Stop Watching TV by Iamreallyfuckingdumbin reddit.com

[–]Iamreallyfuckingdumb[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I made that story up, who runs across a busy highway?

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Stop Watching TV (self.reddit.com)

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Why the hell would I want cheesy bread with my pizza? Pizza IS cheesy bread. by twerqin AskReddit

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Why wouldn't you? Unless... you're not high of course!

I really am a cop and despite what your average 17 year old Redditor thinks. I actually deal with some pretty horrific things on a regular basis. by Ireallyamacopin reddit.com

[–]Iamreallyfuckingdumb -2 points-1 points ago

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Rodney King was at fault...

"Turn Off FOX." No-strings-attached, free sticker to encourage people to turn off FOX. Even shipping's free. by stuartk1986in politics

[–]Iamreallyfuckingdumb 0 points1 point ago

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How bout... just don't watch it. There's absolutely nothing useful on American news, FOX and CNN at the SAME THING, they just have different names. Literally neither actually report of news. A nuke could explode in New York and you'd hear the detail of Tiger Woods divorce before you knew that New York was demolished.

THIS IS MY LIFE by Montrealgirlin funny

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I would fuck OP's face

"Turn Off FOX." No-strings-attached, free sticker to encourage people to turn off FOX. Even shipping's free. by stuartk1986in politics

[–]Iamreallyfuckingdumb 2 points3 points ago

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Yes turn off FOX, good idea, but why not also turn off all other American media outlets? Why not just turn off TV altogether and observe things for yourself?

Today is Alien's 1st birthday and my 21st. Smoke a bowl for me, ents by mywhisperingeyein trees

[–]Iamreallyfuckingdumb 0 points1 point ago

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I absolutely DID NOT! I said if she doesn't want to show her TITS, then she doesn't have to, I am going out on a limb and asking for tits, because I am more likely to get them by asking then not asking. As well WOMEN DON'T DESERVE RESPECT! LOL! Who implants your head with these silly ideas? Women are soulless pieces of heart breaking crap (I genuinely believe this, so don't bother asking me why, I don't care if you care about that part are not).

The best part is this, every other stoner that wants to see tits is not you and Dinjaga and they're sitting around waiting for tits too while you and Dinjaga suck each others fucking cocks!

Today is Alien's 1st birthday and my 21st. Smoke a bowl for me, ents by mywhisperingeyein trees

[–]Iamreallyfuckingdumb -1 points0 points ago

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No you're just bringing in homosexual vibes.

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