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You don't always have a choice by goldinarackin WTF

[–]ISmashedMyController 0 points1 point ago

I'd call that one NSFW

So many good memories... by ForcedSimin gaming

[–]ISmashedMyController 0 points1 point ago

That is awesome - reminds me of the sniper in saving private ryan

So many good memories... by ForcedSimin gaming

[–]ISmashedMyController 10 points11 points ago

I've played videogames or computer games my whole life. But I have never been as good (nor will ever be as good again) at any game as Halo 1. Back in highschool we would play 4 boxes linked up in my friend's basement for hours. We would play all night. The games lasted 2-4 hours because of the slow pace of Halo 1 for CTF (we played warthogs only, no bullshit ghosts etc). The kill counts would be over 100 sometimes over 200. Since I was the best of my highschool friends my team was always filled with the misfits. I would get to pick one decent guy and the rest of my team was crap. I usually also got stuck with a man down.

There is one game on the gulch that I will never forget. It was 3am. The game had been going on for almost 3 and a half hours. It was 7 vs. 6 CTF. My team was a man down. I had my one decent friend who was a dedicated defender and the rest of my team was crap. The other team had everyone else who was decent of my group of friends. There was no way we could control the middle of the map. In fact- the only way to prevent them from raping us was for me to have my entire team on defense and to rely on James-bond style single-man flag caps (of course in Halo 1 you could hold the flag and drive a wart-hog so this was do-able).

Three and a half hours in the game was tied 2-2 and we were in deadlock. My solo runs were keeping a couple of their members hunkered down in the base and I would be in combat in the center of the gulch off and on. They finally got their act together and did a giant rush on on our base. They had one guy come in with the rocket/invis and kill my good player who was defending. From there their got the flag into a wart-hog and were driving back to their base.

My team started to apologize to me (because I am a huge fucking asshole when I lose). I didn't react though. The other team was cheering. But I knew this wasn't over. I had the pistol and a shotgun. They were the blue base and I was headed in from the cliff to the right. I had half of an overshield left and I was in the zone. I came into the base whacking one of their shitty players in the back. I then shot-gunned the other defender in the face and grabbed their flag. I ran out back and sure enough - their hog was there.

Ok... great. I have their flag and a hog - but they were about to cap our flag for the win. I start heading towards the center because I know I need to get our flag or we will lose. It is then I see their flag carrier roll up to the front of their base in the other hog. He gets out to cap - he was so elated and high on the thought of victory he didn't notice my approach. I crushed his bitch ass between the two hogs - got out - and returned our flag. At this point It was already a huge win to snatch that cap back from them and not lose. It was then I realized I had to get my shit together. Their team was still half high on what they thought was going to be the victory - and I had their flag still. When their carrier SLAMMED his controller on the table and yelled as I crushed him - their team realized shit was going wrong. Their team in the middle was being assaulted by my team pouring out from my base as we had nothing to defend at that time. They started to re-spawn behind me in the blue base so time was short. I got back into the hog and put the pedal to the floor.

I still had a tiny bit of that overshield and thank god. I as drove for my life pistol shots pinged the hog and my shields - and soon health - drained. My health drained to one red blip left and I thought I was done. It was just then I crested the center hill and my team pouring out met their team in the center in glorious combat. With that one red blip I made it back to the base - getting the 3rd cap (after also having gotten the first 2) for my team for the win. I have played a lot of video games. I have also played a lot of sports. That 4 hour long game on blood gulch was the greatest victory of any competative activity I have ever participated in and I will never forget.

Also fuck the blue team - ya'll my bitches.

If you let me park, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. C] by Valborin StarWars

[–]ISmashedMyController 2 points3 points ago

scumbag commenter: states how he finally figured it out - doesn't explain what he figured out.

Found these at Goodwill by redfroggyin StarWars

[–]ISmashedMyController 0 points1 point ago

Here you go - probably only 50X as much as you paid at goodwill (and I know you meant episode VI but we'll let it slide)

Oh darn it! by fetidfelchin funny

[–]ISmashedMyController 0 points1 point ago

dayum yo - you know she DTF

Keep your tiny, green commuter ships. I'll take a Destroyer any day of the week. by studiestowardin StarWars

[–]ISmashedMyController 2 points3 points ago

You sent me on an internet chase reading about it - pretty cool. Also saw this chart

College Win! by JDandCokeainein AdviceAnimals

[–]ISmashedMyController 0 points1 point ago

Are you kidding me? You know how easy it was to stay fit in College? 5 years in the working world its a constant battle.

I'm not conceited. by g0angelsin eCards

[–]ISmashedMyController 0 points1 point ago

could definitely have a picture of Barney Stinson on this

So tempted by Fishtank64in StarWars

[–]ISmashedMyController 1 point2 points ago

ugh only in 2 or three times XL... I would have bought this. Time to start fattening up

What Have I Become? by Gosesin funny

[–]ISmashedMyController 34 points35 points ago

That's pretty cold Sammy by EZRedditorin funny

[–]ISmashedMyController 1 point2 points ago

I've had it with these mutha fuckin war crimes - in mutha fuckin Africa

r/pics lately by EZRedditorin pics

[–]ISmashedMyController 1 point2 points ago

seriously - like my own life isn't depressing enough I don't need to see that

This is not something that should be celebrated by AndrewinDCin WTF

[–]ISmashedMyController 6 points7 points ago

But like... come on - you know this party is gonna be off the hook

Found this while fishing by darkpriestin pics

[–]ISmashedMyController 1 point2 points ago

ugh why is this not upvoted more.

This is Made of Wood by way2legit2quitin pics

[–]ISmashedMyController 0 points1 point ago

OH MY GOD first that detailed marble carving and now this! You're going to get me fired hurry up and someone mark this NSFW WOW

This was sculpted out of marble ಠ_ಠ by Pseudonymsin pics

[–]ISmashedMyController 184 points185 points ago

What fucking retard marked this post NSFW? Where the fuck do you work?

You helped me last year /r/ Philadelphia I need your help again! Trying to track down a green keg for this weekend. by ISmashedMyControllerin philadelphia

[–]ISmashedMyController[S] 0 points1 point ago

haha very creative.... but looking for a keg filled with green beer in it - not a physically green keg

I am 1337 by Drink_Deepin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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