Bad First Date Advice

khdutton · 2012-05-24T19:34:23.387757+00:00

To the uterus.

sirshartsalot · 2012-05-24T18:46:35.415637+00:00

+1 for panko. It makes the most crispy and easy breading. I love panko fried chicken strips.

SciddlyWuds · 2012-05-24T16:21:29.000965+00:00

riedmae · 2012-05-24T16:05:40.962436+00:00

I think the point of the narrative was that Romney avoided the Vietnam draft by using his religion. The Obama remark was just an uninformed counterpoint.

KerrickLong · 2012-05-24T15:20:55.096674+00:00

Apparently you have no working memory of Myspace.

Amizats · 2012-05-24T15:18:36.710176+00:00

To be fair, the comments on this sub are more whiny and obnoxious than others I subscribe to.

Every fucking post that makes it to the front page has a few douche bags crying that it isn't a LPT with an argument that boils down to it not applying to them specifically. They all upvote eachother just enough to keep visible.

I don't generally visit the comments around here and don't plan to until the mods decide to do something about the incessant bitching and whining by children who think this entire concept revolves around them specifically.

Topper2676 · 2012-05-24T15:07:01.949453+00:00

I once found an abandoned cabin in the woods while hiking that was half-built.

There was half a case of decade-old PBR. I drank some.

It was alright.

michaelnote942 · 2012-05-24T15:00:17.258085+00:00

Unless the smoke changes color after a couple of inches and travels perfectly vertically in a line to the left edge of the wallpaper, no.

Seriously, does no one else see that?

SciddlyWuds · 2012-05-24T14:57:49.240171+00:00

...or sexy, depending on body hair count.

SciddlyWuds · 2012-05-24T14:56:33.651210+00:00

You've never thought to yourself, "Damn, I bet I'd give an awesome blow job", then realized that most guys probably feel the same way since they know a thing or two about a dick?

SciddlyWuds · 2012-05-24T14:55:23.556304+00:00

Sure, let's just go with that,

zachoverflow · 2012-05-24T07:22:59.606931+00:00

I'm hoping that's the only reason the top one has any pulled...

Strel-chan · 2012-05-24T07:17:38.407662+00:00

I believe the medical term is gross boob fungus.

michaelnote942 · 2012-05-24T07:15:56.983238+00:00

Is the giant smudge in the middle of it supposed to be part of the charm and I'm just missing something?

Strel-chan · 2012-05-24T07:13:17.987097+00:00

Fuck a sheep? Ban.

GoodLuckLetsFuck · 2012-05-24T07:12:24.448125+00:00

I'm Ron Burgundy?

Strel-chan · 2012-05-24T07:08:16.724809+00:00

even though genetic studies have shown that fungi are more closely related to animals than to plants.

Mind = blown.

Strel-chan · 2012-05-24T07:06:03.459821+00:00

I like you. You seem like a fun guy.

Strel-chan · 2012-05-24T07:04:22.338787+00:00

Well, this sounds like as good a time as any to drop this tidbit of science...

Women who are breastfeeding can get a fungal infection of the nipple. Often contracted from the infant's mouth.

foucaults_uvula · 2012-05-24T06:53:50.490339+00:00

You can't make statements like "this is exactly why vision evolved around green"

No one made this claim except you, in this quote here.

Your original comment which you've deleted because of downvotes read "that's not how evolution works". Now you're trying to make it more specific to backpeddle.

That is exactly how evolution works. Whether that is why we see the way we do is up for debate. Whether it is possible or even likely based on "how evolution works" is not.

foucaults_uvula · 2012-05-24T06:50:03.529166+00:00

It's uncomfortable for situations where you have to focus on small details, especially for long periods of time. Specifically, reading. It's nice to have a subtle but sharp contrast like that of a newspaper or e-ink screen. It's much more comfortable for your reading stamina.

foucaults_uvula · 2012-05-24T06:44:46.360138+00:00

Ahh, the good old days. I remember being a plant.

foucaults_uvula · 2012-05-23T23:44:20.535225-07:00

Protip: The night vision goggles they sell at Toys R Us are not night vision goggles.

WitsBlitz · 2012-05-24T06:34:45.643163+00:00

I will not have superfluous capitalization on my wallpaper. Especially in a quote from a writer.

Where are the standards? Do people really not give a shit about the quality of their wallpapers?

theknightwhosays_nee · 2012-05-24T06:28:18.841765+00:00

Agreed. I worked retail. Most of the time I would go back to the warehouse to check as it was entirely possible that something was in receiving or had just been received and hadn't been moved off the loading dock yet.

When I said we were out of something, I fucking meant it.

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