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Reddit, what are your sleeping tips? by lumberjackdin AskReddit

[–]GatorBallz 0 points1 point ago

Ambien

Why do people re-use the same names? Why don't we create completely unique names? by Unidanin AskReddit

[–]GatorBallz 0 points1 point ago

Spend a day in the ghetto!!!!!

if jesus was a carpenter why can't we find his creations? by oscarinrinrinin AskReddit

[–]GatorBallz 1 point2 points ago

Of course it's true, its on Reddit!!!!

if jesus was a carpenter why can't we find his creations? by oscarinrinrinin AskReddit

[–]GatorBallz 1 point2 points ago

Jesus used a lot of asbestos and Chinese drywall. In 1980 all the buildings containing asbestos were demolished. In 2009 the remaining buildings were demolished due to the Chinese drywall molding.

IAmA Nasa Rocket Scientist 1965 - 1967 by needwaterin IAmA

[–]GatorBallz 0 points1 point ago

Did you know Homer Hickman? If so please share what he was like

Service dog question. by 867pointsin AskReddit

[–]GatorBallz 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there,,,,,,,

know any good practical jokes to play on a new female roommate? by Tandrin AskReddit

[–]GatorBallz 1 point2 points ago

Lift the toilet seat then cover the bowl in Saranwrap tightly. Put seat back down. Wait for the laughs to begin

know any good practical jokes to play on a new female roommate? by Tandrin AskReddit

[–]GatorBallz 2 points3 points ago

Use cellophane tape. Its transparent.

Who do you tip? by toughadamin AskReddit

[–]GatorBallz 0 points1 point ago

Garbage men, waitresses, barber, mailwoman, all hotel employees, gas station attendant, I will even throw a tip to the cook if my meal is really delicious.

LADIES of reddit: Where would you pick up women if you were a guy? by andrewegan1986in AskReddit

[–]GatorBallz 14 points15 points ago

Under the arms.

I might die, what would be a good message to leave to the people around me? by moribundoin AskReddit

[–]GatorBallz 0 points1 point ago

Give your facebook,twitter and Reddit log in information to one person. Have this person update your status randomly after your death.

has anybody ever witnessed/performed a citizen's arrest? by swordstylein AskReddit

[–]GatorBallz -1 points0 points ago*

Twice. During a family/friends BBQ at my house. The kids were playing behind the house. They started screaming, then a man comes around the house hauling ass. I didn't have time to really think. All that went through my head was kids screaming, stranger running through my yard. As he's rounding the corner of the house I stand start running as the stranger comes through the front yard I leap into the air from a sprint and tackle his ass to the ground, he keeps fighting and I keep his face planted in the grass as hard as I can press. Instantly cops are surrounding us I'm thinking damn they were fast. They cuff him and I start looking around. No cop cars. Apparently this jackass had just tried to rob a local grocery store and the cops were in a foot pursuit with him. The cops then had me confront the subject and tell him I'm placing him under citizens arrest. Second time I was in a truckstop in Joplin missouri, while I'm climbing up into my truck a bum grabs my pocket going after my wallet I put a boot in his face while we are rolling on the ground we are pulled apart. There was an undercover cop dressed as a bum they had been doing an investigation due to a lot of robberies at this truck stop. They also had me tell this jackass he was under citizens arrest.

IAmA Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Submission Grappling Referee, AMA by BigDrunkPartyAnimalin IAmA

[–]GatorBallz 1 point2 points ago

The Gracie family is returning to submission only tournaments. If after the match is complete with no submission winner, both competitors are disqualified. My thoughts are, the opponents who pull guard and hold guard the entire round will now have motivation to engage in combat or face disqualification.

Son is being bullied. by GatorBallzin AskReddit

[–]GatorBallz 0 points1 point ago

Thanks bud

Son is being bullied. by GatorBallzin AskReddit

[–]GatorBallz 0 points1 point ago

Learn what bjj/muai Thai/Kickboxing is before you comment.

What have you named your genitals? by nakedmormonin AskReddit

[–]GatorBallz 0 points1 point ago

When we are in a grocery store, I can loudly ask my wife. "Hey darling you wanna suckER"

What have you named your genitals? by nakedmormonin AskReddit

[–]GatorBallz 0 points1 point ago

ER

IAmA 2nd Degree Black Belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu; a BJJ Professor, AMA by psierra06in IAmA

[–]GatorBallz 0 points1 point ago

T Hank You for responding to this request. I made a post several days ago. The repinse was incredulous that my son who is a yellow belt did not just tear the bully into pieces. My sons professor has always taught his minor students, that bjj is not a tool to be cool. My son has been using his skills to block and defend. I hope you can use this ama to infirm and educate those who are not familiar with bjj. You are not training these kids to be animals, but to be respectful and good stewards of the bjj family.

AMA Request BJJ Professor. by GatorBallzin IAmA

[–]GatorBallz[S] 0 points1 point ago

This is exactly why this MMA is needed.

AMA Request BJJ Professor. by GatorBallzin IAmA

[–]GatorBallz[S] 0 points1 point ago

Due to lack of participation, our gym has discontinued Muai Thai. That's how my son recently came to have 2 days open. There is another gym in our area we could visit. Upon the first month at this gym, it was very apparent all they were after was money. There was no discipline. Students were talking over the professor having their own conversations. Lack of concentration on safety, it was basically a free for all. Their gym performs terribly at competitions. My sons professor is a great instructor and mentor.

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