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No time to explain! Quick! Get in the banana! by ChuckleFluckin WTF

[–]EatSleepJeep 1 point2 points ago

I can't help But giggle when I hear "squish mitten.“

My Handgun Case by starphishin guns

[–]EatSleepJeep 0 points1 point ago

"Foam-filled" should have a hyphen.

20 Clever Logos with Hidden Symbolism by FirstClassMailin offbeat

[–]EatSleepJeep 0 points1 point ago

Yes, it is meant to be an E. That's why the official Eagles logo is left-facing so the three dominant elements make the letter shape.

The Twins are no longer last place in the MLB!!! by AaronGNPin minnesotatwins

[–]EatSleepJeep 1 point2 points ago

Not if you're also a Cubs fan.

Like me.

iPhone EBay Seller Gets Denied (oldie but a goodie) by perneroin JusticePorn

[–]EatSleepJeep 0 points1 point ago

The only one losing their composure is you. Protip: When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

I'm a new gun enthusiast worried Kalifornia ban on bullet buttons will pass, what brand bullet button should I buy? (can't afford actual AR yet) by miss_guidedin ar15

[–]EatSleepJeep 1 point2 points ago

They have a law the limits the number/type of characteristics a gun can possess before it ceases to be legal. One of those is a detachable magazine. Since a bullet button can't be operated without a tool(the bullet), it ceases to be a detachable magazine and does not count towards the characteristics.

Nurse refuses student inhaler during asthma attack by croutonsoupin offbeat

[–]EatSleepJeep -2 points-1 points ago

Flor-i-da

iPhone EBay Seller Gets Denied (oldie but a goodie) by perneroin JusticePorn

[–]EatSleepJeep 5 points6 points ago

Reddit: Now with more xbox live.

iPhone EBay Seller Gets Denied (oldie but a goodie) by perneroin JusticePorn

[–]EatSleepJeep 8 points9 points ago

I didn't downvote you. I should now since you've proven yourself to be an insufferable cunt, but I won't. That way I get to lay claim to the moral highground(which I already really own since I don't use stupid prepubescent gamer shit like 'newb')

Hypocritically, you...nevermind. You're an idiot. It's pointless.

Road Rage Knock Out Punch ( NSFW - language ) by Bigmadain JusticePorn

[–]EatSleepJeep 2 points3 points ago

Drexel, the younger years.

Over 60 students in west Michigan suspended, banned from senior walk, forced to miss exams for simply biking to school this morning; they had an escort from the mayor and police as well. by WestMIRailroaderin WTF

[–]EatSleepJeep 1 point2 points ago

That's a prank? What did it damage? Who did it harm? What did it disrupt?

If I were one of these kids being punished for this "prank", I'd decide to pull a real evil prank and get my money's worth. Maybe while the principal is at school(or the graduation ceremony), pull this little dandy. Protip: they used his hose, so he also had to pay for all the water.

Worst Football Card Ever by random_digitalin sports

[–]EatSleepJeep 6 points7 points ago

This is why flights above 41000 feet are required to have a flight crew member constantly wear an oxygen mask. Also, if above 25000 feet and a crew member leaves the flight deck, the other has to don a mask. These are USA FAA rules.

iPhone EBay Seller Gets Denied (oldie but a goodie) by perneroin JusticePorn

[–]EatSleepJeep -4 points-3 points ago

Many places still had more phones than people willing to line up for them. He likely just went to the back and still got hooked up.

Found this while Geocaching. Maybe a bomb? by Flowtosin WTF

[–]EatSleepJeep 1 point2 points ago

That is a AN-M59 Semi-Armor Piercing 1000lb bomb from WWII. You can tell by the scallops in the box fins.

Hit it with hammers.

Found this while Geocaching. Maybe a bomb? by Flowtosin WTF

[–]EatSleepJeep 1 point2 points ago

911 is like a switchboard for public services. You can call them and ask for police dispatch, fire department, EMS, public works. More often than not, they just coordinate the emergency response among those entities. They certainly don't mind routing your call to the appropriate agency.

Cheeseburger Josh by gabriotin JusticePorn

[–]EatSleepJeep 2 points3 points ago

Takes fatass' hands out of the equation. While he goes for the pants, he can't throw.

Crazy/Racist lady tries to fight a man and then gets pushed out of the bus by aLolipopPrincein JusticePorn

[–]EatSleepJeep 28 points29 points ago

Just be glad it wasn't "Staaaaaaaahp! Staaaaaaaahp it! Staaaaaaaahp!"

20 Clever Logos with Hidden Symbolism by FirstClassMailin offbeat

[–]EatSleepJeep 0 points1 point ago

The Spartan golf logo was a concept, not a real place. And they mention the Atlanta falcons F but ignore the Philadelphia eagles E

TIL that the USAF thought about launching ICBMs by dropping them out the back of a cargo plane. They even succesfully test launched a Minuteman missile air-dropped from a C-5. by jeffp12in aviation

[–]EatSleepJeep 0 points1 point ago

"Can you launch an ICBM horizontally?"
"Sure. Why the hell would you want to?"

Hunt for Red October

A new look for American Airlines? We may be seeing the end of the polished steel birds. by herbg22in aviation

[–]EatSleepJeep 1 point2 points ago

United taking on the new meatball was a travesty. I've felt for awhile that Americans livery didn't work well with all the grey non aluminum panels on the aircraft already out there. I welcome an update but I agree that the logo and wordmark need to remain.

LA Kings set the record straight with helpful infographic by djstarionin sports

[–]EatSleepJeep 2 points3 points ago

But they included the burger king atrocity so it evens out

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