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Is Google Chrome any better than Firefox? by brodie268in AskReddit

[–]DishwasherTwig 0 points1 point ago

It's noticably faster, but honestly I don't see any reason to switch. It's faster but FF is already really fast so it doesn't make that much of a difference.

I've been using FF since I could use a computer and have no plans to switch unless Chrome releases something groundbreaking.

This is coming from a devout Googlite.

I'm going to the administration at my school. by Killmehardkissmelongin atheism

[–]DishwasherTwig 1 point2 points ago

Depends on your definition of a chicken egg. If it's an egg that came from a chicken, then the chicken came first. But if it's and egg that contains a chicken, then the egg came first.

Idiot Holding gun like a toy get knocked out. by Oredanin JusticePorn

[–]DishwasherTwig 1 point2 points ago

The kid wielding the skateboard wasn't the one who had the gun pulled on him. I'm not sure if that would still qualify as self defense.

Idiot Holding gun like a toy get knocked out. by Oredanin JusticePorn

[–]DishwasherTwig 12 points13 points ago

One hit to the temple with the bolt and he would have died.

This is the nicest building I have ever built. by titleproblemsin Minecraft

[–]DishwasherTwig 1 point2 points ago

First pic reminded me of Taipei 101

Hunger Games rage by urargumentisinvalidin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]DishwasherTwig 1 point2 points ago

Fun fact: that's called a portmanteau

SKYFALL - First Official Teaser Trailer by But-ThenThatMeansin movies

[–]DishwasherTwig 0 points1 point ago

For following what is one of, in my opinion, one of the greatest movies in the last few decades, Qunatum had a lot to live up to.

How I feel when a girl lets me play with her boobs [SFW] by LucoBuckin gifs

[–]DishwasherTwig 1 point2 points ago

I thought about that one, but I concluded it was too easy.

What kind of 3rd grader knows this? by UTDoctorin pics

[–]DishwasherTwig 1 point2 points ago

I do not. And it doesn't appear to be for Android.

I am disappointed.

How I feel when a girl lets me play with her boobs [SFW] by LucoBuckin gifs

[–]DishwasherTwig 3 points4 points ago

It's not difficult, just not appropriate.

There's a much better joke in there somewhere and I'm ashamed I can't find it :(

What kind of 3rd grader knows this? by UTDoctorin pics

[–]DishwasherTwig 1 point2 points ago

Show me this game. It looks relevant to my interests.

Looking for a fight? by b0redin gifs

[–]DishwasherTwig 1 point2 points ago

The first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions.

Classic lines never go out of style. by taovdgin pics

[–]DishwasherTwig 2 points3 points ago

Is that why each new 911 is exactly the same as the old one?

And so it begins... by turnoffthenewsin pics

[–]DishwasherTwig 0 points1 point ago

Now if you can't fit through a doorway you can still get your 4 BigMacs fix! Huzzah America!

Bender seems a little out of place. by Metal-Phoenixin pics

[–]DishwasherTwig 0 points1 point ago

whispers except one.

Bender seems a little out of place. by Metal-Phoenixin pics

[–]DishwasherTwig 1 point2 points ago

*metal bender

I thought I was supposed to get large biomes... by tgentsin Minecraft

[–]DishwasherTwig 1 point2 points ago

Tiny jungles are A-OK with me.

He probably thinks I'm easy now... by ElyBoBellyin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]DishwasherTwig 0 points1 point ago

Exactly. I tried finding one but I couldn't find anything good.

He probably thinks I'm easy now... by ElyBoBellyin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]DishwasherTwig 4 points5 points ago

I was expecting a HIMYM reference.

This guy comes to my school every few weeks. I just happened to bring this shirt with me today. by revrock3in funny

[–]DishwasherTwig 0 points1 point ago

There's a reason why it's called a Devil's Three-way

So I dropped by my friend's apartment for the first time... (NSFW) by jackhotelin WTF

[–]DishwasherTwig 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting all those DVDs to be porn.

Googling is for pussies by Pirruin funny

[–]DishwasherTwig 0 points1 point ago

What is the "Zune age"?

I built an airship/battleship/fortress. It has 27 working cannons. by Refridgratorin Minecraft

[–]DishwasherTwig 0 points1 point ago

Mass epidemic of people not using F2 lately. Why is that?

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