Cost of sex rage.

Deviant1 · 2 months

You should look into Planned Parenthood or even County health programs in your area. Because it seems that you are low-income, you should be able to get health services and BCP for low or no cost.

SingleMulletTheory · 2 months

Hello fellow recently unemployed/eliminated person. I had giant porterhouse steaks and French wine for my unemployment dinner. Hugs to you. I was in my job for 7 years. :\

DANleDINOSAUR · 2 months

Yup, they sleep about 22 hours a day and are extremely mellow dogs. And by 'mellow', I mean 'lazy'.

DANleDINOSAUR · 2 months

No, they're very, very sedentary.

DANleDINOSAUR · 2 months

I have had greyhounds for more than 12 years now, and they're so much like furniture, it's quite the opposite for me. It's possible that one will pass and I will continue to vacuum around it for days.

hyrican · 2 months

I did some field work there when I lived in Alaska. Be sure to visit the northernmost Mexican restaurant in the world (Pepe's). Also, approach dead whales from the upwind side.

childfreeihope · 2 months

Kids are one of the very few things about which an ultimatum is appropriate, IMO. You can't "sort of" have kids, and there is a biological limit to the timeframe for decision.

EvilV · 2 months

My parents wouldn't let me babysit. I guess they knew I'd suck at it. I also had no desire to; I didn't like kids even when I was one.

chrismuthadamnsipe · 2 months

I had an employee who would do this. He put on his timesheet that he "f'ed up". Apparently, "followed up" was just to much work to type out.

Vivalaswan · 3 months

Well, hey, I lost my job today and didn't even get a bottle of wine.

everythingchanges · 3 months

Not Aeroflop!

notapedant · 3 months

Sensationalist headline? Not on my Reddit!

Tennessee_Redneck · 3 months

Looking around at my friends, most of the time it's been the women who get the 'baby rabies'.

archon810 · 3 months

fuck. week.

The best week.

Deviant1 · 3 months

I love children; I just can't seem to eat a whole one...

Deviant1 · 3 months

The best part about hitting 35 was people stopped saying that particular line of shit to me.

Reverend_Henry_Kane · 3 months

As I read the comic, I kept thinking, I could easily make the same comic about running errands with/without him. Without him, I'm an organized machine, churning deliberately and efficiently through tasks, zipping around town, making all the green lights... with him, oops he forgot his glasses, can we go back home, he has to go to the bathroom, he's hungry, he's tired, he wants to wander through all the aisles in Walmart when we only need one thing, etc, etc. I love him dearly, really I do, but I'm an engineer, so this is close to homicide-inducing.

Reverend_Henry_Kane · 3 months

My boyfriend, apparently.

Bieb · 3 months

You can't have a logical argument with an illogical person.

k0mbaticus · 3 months

Or manscape a bit.

DrRichardCranium · 3 months

I would totally accept a 911 Turbo instead of an engagement ring. Shit, I'd prefer it.

DrRichardCranium · 3 months

If you're getting engaged/married for the sex, you're probably in for a grave disappointment.

blindtranche · 3 months

Depending on the audience, a comparison to tools or shoes can also be effective. For both, there's a right choice for a particular situation.

redditrone · 3 months

My mom was just over 13 pounds when she was born. She is average/slender now and has been her while adult life but looks like a miniature Michelin man in all her baby pictures. Her mother said that my mom's delivery wasn't the most painful of her 7 kids because my mom was "nice and squishy". Apparently her bony brother was more problematic. Go figure.

smokinchokin · 3 months

My first thought was keyboard cat, actually...

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