Thank you pizza man for carrying my pizza vertically.

TheGoatofDoom · 3 months

I HOPE YOU SHANKED THE LITTLE FAGGOT.

Poproxh · 3 months

WHY NOT, BRONATHAN?

Poproxh · 3 months

WHY DON'T YOU ADD SOME CAPS IN THERE BROSEPH, I DON'T THINK BOLD IS ENOUGH

DOUCHE_ALLCAPS_GUY · 4 months

BAHAHAHA BRAD FRIEDEL WORLD CLASS. WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING.

remizik · 4 months

THIS DOESN'T BELONG HERE. WHERE ARE THE 7 LINE PARAGRAPHS, THE "LE'S" AND "DERPS", THE DRAMA?

rad-i-cal · 4 months

THEY'RE ACTUALLY ONE OF THE SMARTEST BREEDS.

courtspell · 4 months

TORRENTE. IT'S A SPANISH MOVIE ABOUT A RACIST, OBNOXIOUS, DOUCHEBAG OF A DETECTIVE. THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE A HOLLYWOOD ADAPTATION BUT THE AMERICAN AUDIENCES ARE NOT READY FOR TORRENTE.

Strawberry_Poptart · 4 months

EXCEPT HER FACE.

Strawberry_Poptart · 4 months

YOU HAVEN'T REPLIED TO ME AS OF YET, PAL.

courtspell · 4 months

WHAT IS SO NATURAL ABOUT A 7 YEAR OLD TRANSGENDER THAT NOBODY ELSE IS ASKING THIS? I FEEL LIKE I'M MISSING SOMETHING HERE.

HERE'S A RELEVANT BBC HORIZON DOCUMENTARY ABOUT A BOY WHOSE PENIS WAS SEVERED AT A VERY YOUNG AGE, SO HIS PARENTS DECIDED TO RAISE HIM UP AS A GIRL FOLLOWING THE ADVICE OF A RENOWNED DOCTOR.

ALLOW ME TO SPOIL THE ENDING: HE NEVER FELT LIKE A GIRL, AND COMMITS SUICIDE AS AN ADULT.

courtspell · 4 months

LIKE THEY SAY IN ONE OF MY FAVOURITE MOVIES: "AS LONG AS YOU DON'T CHARGE A SUPPLEMENT FOR IT"

cheeza51percent · 4 months

[CITATION NEEDED]

I'LL GIVE YOU ONE: "PIGS SMARTER THAN CHIMPS? MY ASS." - SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH

michigan85 · 4 months

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT, THIS KID IS ADORABLE.

DOUCHE_ALLCAPS_GUY · 4 months

YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU COME TO REDDIT FOR ORIGINAL SHIT BRO?

ANYWAY, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I DID A HALF-ASSED SEARCH AND I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING, SO I WAS LIKE, FUCK IT, LET'S DO IT.

Frenchy-LaFleur · 4 months

NOT ONLY CAN A MAC BE A PERSONAL COMPUTER, BUT NOW THEY ALSO USE X86 ARCHITECTURE. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING IN THE PAST DECADE.

toastnbananas · 4 months

IT'S A CONVENTION. NO ONE IS BLACK OR WHITE EITHER.

toastnbananas · 4 months

ALSO, WE'RE ALL STARDUST BRO.

davidreiss666 · 4 months

"KARL ROVE'S KARL ROVE"?

SOUNDS LIKE MY KIND OF PERSON.

Pbkia · 4 months

OR JUST MAKE IT NON-CONSENSUAL.

bobsroad · 4 months

I MISS THE DAY WHEN IT WAS ALL GUT FEELINGS AND RACIAL PROFILINGS.

chaosaxess · 4 months

I CHOOSE MY MOMENTS WISELY.

chaosaxess · 4 months

YOU JUST GAVE ME A GREAT IDEA, BRB.

ThatDamnTank · 4 months

I'm such a douchebag I only act douchey when you least expect it.

ThatDamnTank · 4 months

Fascinating read, thanks.

DOUCHE_ALLCAPS_GUY

TROPHY CASE

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