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Reddit's official Planechase Preview - Morphic Tide by trickjarrettin magicTCG

[–]DFGdanger 9 points10 points ago

31/61 is over half

Reddit's official Planechase Preview - Morphic Tide by trickjarrettin magicTCG

[–]DFGdanger 1 point2 points ago

Just make it say non-enchantment permanent cards followed by enchantments. Or non-aura permanent cards followed by auras.

Just realized that it's my cakeday. by ziepsin gifs

[–]DFGdanger -7 points-6 points ago

Can we get rid of the cake day thing? All it does is promote karma whoring and create unnecessary comments.

[PC2] All Planechase 2 Spoilers for May 23 by jestergoblinin magicTCG

[–]DFGdanger 18 points19 points ago

For anyone unaware, that's the original flavor text

Did this to a girls Facebook picture. She wasn't amused. by r4w14in pics

[–]DFGdanger 0 points1 point ago

paging /u/haiku_robot

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Deepwater Whip Coral, Japan [990x742] (images.nationalgeographic.com)

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My son saw a REPOST and promptly killed himself. Reddit, this shit has got to stop. by Nubthesamuraiin circlejerk

[–]DFGdanger 8 points9 points ago

I was going to write a comment here about how satan isn't real and call you a theist or something but then I decided I didn't want to put the time or energy into making it funny, and I'm also kind of tired of making satirical Christian-bashing posts.

I also wanted some karma so I decided to post something here anyway. I hope you understand.andupvoteme

My new tissue box. Straight ballin' yo. by Scytzoin magicTCG

[–]DFGdanger 0 points1 point ago

Running Infect, eh?

Upvote to merge /r/atheism and /r/politics into /r/confirmation_bias by Sastrugiin circlejerk

[–]DFGdanger 0 points1 point ago

Never forget

/r/Braveryjerk

Upvote to merge /r/atheism and /r/politics into /r/confirmation_bias by Sastrugiin circlejerk

[–]DFGdanger 2 points3 points ago

OK.

Upvote to merge /r/atheism and /r/politics into /r/confirmation_bias by Sastrugiin circlejerk

[–]DFGdanger 8 points9 points ago

Sir, your post is composed entirely of ASCII characters. Due to your hypocrisy, I'm going to have to ask you to delete your account, make me a moderator, and convert to Christianity. I hear they are very accepting of internally inconsistent documents [LOL, THE BIBLE IF YOU DIDN'T GET IT].

I'd also like to point out that some of the highest-upmotorboated comments in CJ history were by /u/Boobies_Are_Awesome [c wut i did thar? Breast pun evar!], and which contained gratuitous amounts of ASCII art.

In conclusion, Ron Paul 2012.

Upvote to merge /r/atheism and /r/politics into /r/confirmation_bias by Sastrugiin circlejerk

[–]DFGdanger 1 point2 points ago

But Cylon baby Liam died prematurely!???

Upvote to merge /r/atheism and /r/politics into /r/confirmation_bias by Sastrugiin circlejerk

[–]DFGdanger 3 points4 points ago

[le] BWAAAAAAAAM

TIL that Firefox is actually a real fox who was killed in a forest fire by Redkiller56in circlejerk

[–]DFGdanger 5 points6 points ago

Hey I just sent your PhD, it should arrive in 1-2 business days. Just sign your name.

The #1 most upvoted post in circlejerk history by hans1193in circlejerk

[–]DFGdanger 1 point2 points ago

Faith in humanity = lost

TIL in Canada the police give out bags of milk and handjobs for doing nice things. by Elgebarin circlejerk

[–]DFGdanger 9 points10 points ago

Sorry.

Hi reddit. Someone stole my money and I have it on camera and you can see the face of the thief. First off is stealing shit that isn't yours wrong? And should I contact the police? Btw does anyone else know how to react to blindingly obvious situations or am I just a fucking retarded gimp? by BruceStarkin circlejerk

[–]DFGdanger 3 points4 points ago

You guys are terrible at HTML formatting

I see you and your buddy the kangaroo and raise you me and this heartthrob by BreakinGlassin pics

[–]DFGdanger 1 point2 points ago

YSK = You Should Know. /r/YouShouldKnow

It's like TIL (Today I Learned, /r/todayilearned), but for stuff you didn't learn today.

A community to share obscure things that most people should already be aware of, but aren't.

Sundial of the Infinite is people by EreTheWorldCrumblesin magicTCG

[–]DFGdanger 0 points1 point ago

Stasis I can get, but Sundial isn't nearly as powerful. And they don't synergize at all from what I can see...

Nobody does it like Shakira by Just_One_Redditorin gifs

[–]DFGdanger -9 points-8 points ago

NSFW

Hetero females of Reddit, do you ever masturbate thinking of your gross neckbearded male friends? by Karma_Kartelin circlejerk

[–]DFGdanger 2 points3 points ago

Hey man, stop trying to game the system!

edit: Ron Paul

The eye of a Tucan, simply stunning. by Microsofttin pics

[–]DFGdanger 0 points1 point ago

You should cross-post this to /r/eyes

Just some tape art in my dorm. Its pretty impressive. by goldman60in pics

[–]DFGdanger -1 points0 points ago

HEY EVERYBODY, THIS GUY HAS A GALAXY NEXUS
AND A BETTER CAMERA!
AND SICK TAPE ART IN HIS DORM!!

...hey, can I be your friend?

Upvote this if you hate people who like 'like this if' on facebook by LogKitin circlejerk

[–]DFGdanger 1 point2 points ago

Hey how come this is on my wall now?

Upvote this if you hate people who like 'like this if' on facebook by LogKitin circlejerk

[–]DFGdanger 1 point2 points ago

UPVOTE ME IF YOU WANT 1000 FREE UPVOTES

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