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There are going to be some confused shoppers at Wal Mart when I get off work by ColtPalein funny

[–]ColtPale[S] 0 points1 point ago

...and we have a winner

If Pixar was ballsier, this is what they'd make by hypoid77in videos

[–]ColtPale -1 points0 points ago

They need to put this up on kickstarter. I'd throw $20 at a feature length Goon movie.

Five Sentence Fiction. This weeks prompt is: Candy by ahblack57in writing

[–]ColtPale 0 points1 point ago

It was dark in the glove-box, but the rev of the engine and the harsh vibrations meant we were burning, inescapably fast down the road. My door opened, but no light flowed in – only the smell of whisky and his dirtied hand. As he fished for me I thought, “Maybe there was a woman waiting for him at the end of the drive who didn’t care rotten breath.” The dome light clicked on and I saw his ugly mug looking for me – I had all of his attention. He found me, and for a moment was delighted; then the car, the drunk, and the candy collided with an oncoming semi.

just noticed this in the skyrim skill tree by anal-cakein skyrim

[–]ColtPale 4 points5 points ago

This would make a great multi-monitor background. Anyone have a hi-res of this?

I am theKevin Smith. I came from cum and made CLERKS once. Ask Me Anything. by ThatKevinSmithin IAmA

[–]ColtPale 0 points1 point ago

also thank you for being born, and making movies, and stuff

I am theKevin Smith. I came from cum and made CLERKS once. Ask Me Anything. by ThatKevinSmithin IAmA

[–]ColtPale 0 points1 point ago

In "Burn in Hell" you said that you where hanging up your directing cap. Do you have any plans to continue writing movies? How about more novels or comics?

I know I'm late, but I just watched the last episode... by austinshootsshowsin wilfred

[–]ColtPale 1 point2 points ago

This sums up season 1 for me: "Naturally, you're still wrestling with it so, sometimes you're still you. Sometimes you imagine yourself watching me. But, little by little, you're just letting yourself become Tyler Durden." - Fight Club

Question regarding final episode? [ Spoilers ] by AppleJucein breakingbad

[–]ColtPale 0 points1 point ago

Walt is responsible for the missing ricen. The question is how and when was it taken? Jesse is mostly likely smoking about a pack a day which means the ricen would have had to been lifted right before he learned about Andrea's kid and went to the hospital (we're taking less than an hour). Riddle me that.

Charlie's Summer Haircut (Australian Shepherd) by ColtPalein dogpictures

[–]ColtPale[S] 1 point2 points ago

here's some more pics http://imgur.com/a/u1SlC

Charlie's Summer Haircut (Australian Shepherd) by ColtPalein dogpictures

[–]ColtPale[S] 1 point2 points ago

Looks like there's a big controversy on the internet about it.

Charlie's Summer Haircut (Australian Shepherd) by ColtPalein dogpictures

[–]ColtPale[S] 0 points1 point ago

Quick note: If you're going to shave him/her yourself use a 5F blade, and as far as shampoo I've always just used Ivory dish soap

Charlie's Summer Haircut (Australian Shepherd) by ColtPalein dogpictures

[–]ColtPale[S] 2 points3 points ago

I usually let his coat grow back out in September and it's pretty full by Christmas. His coat has always looked fine when it grew back in. Here's another picture (bad angle to prove my point, but a good pic non the less) http://imgur.com/D2KXv

Charlie's Summer Haircut (Australian Shepherd) by ColtPalein dogpictures

[–]ColtPale[S] 2 points3 points ago

I don't know about that, but he does seem to be more comfortable after his summer cut. There's also a lot less shedding which makes my roommates happy.

TIL A man has been arrested over 1350 times. This man has been in jail so many times that he has started to have fun with his mugshots too. by CrossbowSpookin todayilearned

[–]ColtPale 2 points3 points ago

so his punishment for living on the street and begging for money is a meal and warm bed

Bands with foreign vocals that you love? by g0nadin Metal

[–]ColtPale 1 point2 points ago

Stamina

What was this game's name ? by ali_asif45in gaming

[–]ColtPale 2 points3 points ago

all I remember from this game is:

rat bikes were slow regular bikes were regular super bikes were HOLY SHIT WE'VE GONE TO PLAID!

Catron, Reddit's hero. by Eldraziin funny

[–]ColtPale 0 points1 point ago

Kitty City, Reddit's final boss

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX3iLfcMDCw

Egyptian Court Declares Internet Porn Illegal by jeremyfranklyin news

[–]ColtPale 2 points3 points ago

yeah that stuff people used to buy before the internet. What was it called? play...something

Just Frank Sinatra demonstrating Boss Level 1000. by TrueWarriorin pics

[–]ColtPale 0 points1 point ago

Old Blue Eyes. I wish I had lived in this era. Guess that's why I watch Mad Men http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/169553.jpg

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