I was having sexy times with a girl once and she seemed less into it than normal. She was in top and doing her thing and then I feel this sudden breath of air on my nether regions. I didn't even realize what had just happened until she started apologizing. She was embarrassed and laid down on my chest to hide her face. I needed to make her feel ok about it. So I lifted her up, looked her dead in the eyes and let out the most monstrous fart ever. She immediately jumped off and walked away. I told her to run because it smelled so bad.