I'm a sterile man. What "flaws" do you have that you're grateful for?

SciddlyWuds · 2012-05-24T06:42:24.769120+00:00

Really? Even in high school you didn't do anything stupid to attract the ladies, or for one girl in particular? To me it seems like no sex drive would be almost a type of superpower. But I was a really sex-charged teen... most of my life would be different if I'd never cared about boys.

Krista619 · 2012-05-24T06:35:12.027965+00:00

I use Missha and i love it. Great coverage but really light, i tried smashbox's bb cream for comparison and hated it.

SciddlyWuds · 2012-05-24T06:26:29.362578+00:00

Out of curiosity, are you in a manic or depressive stage right now?

SciddlyWuds · 2012-05-24T06:22:15.925659+00:00

Freckles are hot.

SciddlyWuds · 2012-05-24T06:19:50.689330+00:00

Me too, but I haven't experienced much advantage to it :/ just a lot of money on hair dye.

SciddlyWuds · 2012-05-24T06:16:27.523426+00:00

I dunno, not having a sex drive has got to be a HUGE advantage in life. Think of all the things you'd have done differently if girls were not a factor at all to you.

ButtFartMcPoopus · 2012-05-23T18:50:09.364770+00:00

Thank you SO much for the step by step and drugstore product suggestions! Just what I needed in an emergency :)

5minuteconsult · 2012-05-23T16:47:27.553086+00:00

Man, it's weird to see this all in writing and realizing how much I relate. I had completely forgot about all the constant sexual harassment when I was young, I developed really early and had huge boobs in sixth grade, it was all downhill from there. Luckily I've been overweight almost my entire life, but that still didn't stop a lot of these things happening to me too.

And as a result, if the first comment a guy makes is about my looks, I'm immediately wary, heh. I'd never really considered that fact, or why. It makes a lot of sense now.

ButtFartMcPoopus · 2012-05-23T16:29:07.410435+00:00

Maybe that's the root of this problem... most of it is too light, one is kind of close but it is very obviously makeup on my face and the edges don't blend at all. I thought my blending skills (or lack thereof) were the problem, but I guess if it matched better it wouldn't even need to blend really, eh? Guess that means I gotta go to the makeup counter tonight. Darn ;)

beautifultime · 2012-05-23T16:26:07.543003+00:00

I'd never considered that, but that's actually a good idea. So like a pinkey-brown blush? I think I have one of those somewhere...

beautifultime · 1 day

Very fair, I can use most lines of makeup but it's always the lightest shade they've got. Not ghostly, but damn close. Cool yellow undertones, I think the SA I saw said? Dark brown hair and eyes.

I own a LOT of different bronzers, because I've been trying to nail this down and keep hoping it's possible. I was starting to think it wasn't working because it's obvious my cheeks aren't casting any shadow and contouring will never be for me. Thank you for giving me hope! :)

beautifultime · 1 day

I have what might be a dumb question... does this work for girls that have really round, chubby faces like myself? I have no contour at all in my face, you can't see where my cheekbones might be... so when I put bronzer on along/under the cheekbone and along the jawline, I can't tell if it's helping or if it just looks like brown lines on my face. There's no shadow to accentuate, if you know what I mean.

Advice, thoughts?

canhazhotness · 1 day

Wowza. I love this look! Is the Love+ between the orange and purple?

katarinadanielle · 1 day

Seconded, this is how I always want my naturally wavy hair to look too... with very hit or miss results.

danger_mcboom · 1 day

Awh, I like doing that :(

danger_mcboom · 1 day

If it's any consolation my friend was pulled over and got a littering ticket because a cop saw him toss his butt out the window. It's rare but if they do catch you they'll get you for it. It's just a lot harder to catch than other traffic violations they're probably paying more attention to.

danger_mcboom · 1 day

Generally, this is true, but do you have any idea how loyal their customers would be if they know that the store strictly enforced the rules? Look at Alamo Drafthouse, for example. Everybody hates the odd selfish fuckhead of a customer ruining it for everyone. If there were a local store here that was downright Soup Nazi about the 15 or less rule, I would never shop anywhere else again.

nyannekochan · 2 days

This is BEAUTIFUL. What did you use on your eyes? That blue is just amazing.

YEAHitsEMILY · 2 days

Especially on the bottom lashes. WTF, it's so grody looking. Brush that shit out!

emzaa6 · 2 days

Damn girl, you look good. Tell me what you used.

KookyGuy · 2 days

Someone did make that, it was posted in the episode discussion thread. Here ya go!

missinfidel · 2 days

Agreed, but for some reason I interpreted it that way until going back and reading it again... it just seems so weird that she would choose her stage name to be her nickname garnered from farting all the time.

missinfidel · 3 days

Wait, so as for the Whoopi part:

she has stated that "If you get a little gassy, you've got to let it go. So people used to say to me, 'You're like a whoopee cushion.' And that's where the name came from."

Is that a metaphor for her being mouthy and her frankness/lack of verbal filter being like a whoopee cushion, or is she saying that she is so known for farting freely that she got that nickname?

laksalover · 3 days

How long ago was this? I live in SLC and knew a little blonde girl that died on her motorcycle... or rather, knew of her, she was friends with a lot of my friends. Just curious if this was her.

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