This brings back some great memories

jjordizzle · 2012-05-23T22:01:53.622295+00:00

As a level 99 fisher, I can only agree.

hattalk · 2012-05-23T21:11:21.471949+00:00

All the fucking time, man. Definitely at least once a day. I can never get all this shit out of my asshole on the first wiping session. I have to go do something for a short amount of time, wait for my asshole to sweat a little, and then go wipe again. If I don't do that and I try to get it all on the first try, I always end up with a little red on the TP.

ThatDutchLad · 2012-05-23T19:32:38.821248+00:00

It's the finale of season 2, "Casino Night"

becomingalargecat · 1 day

You ever hit straight up hash before? One hit'll get you fucked up, doesn't matter if you've smoked every day for the past year.

TestZero · 2 days

I can't remember ever hearing anyone use it correctly. Which makes me wonder if I'm the one who has the wrong understanding of the word... And then I remind myself that people are idiots.

tidalgeek · 3 days

If this is dark humor, then the internet must have just come out and the year is 1980

prisonraped · 3 days

I find it funny that I'm high as fuck but I'm like the only one who realizes this whole thread is a big trolling. This guy was never raped, man. He says the stupidest, most stereotypical rape in prison shit you could think of.

WhimsicalAphorist · 7 days

This makes absolutely no sense. Someone really told you that a snake was tricking you into being gay? I doubt it. and FYI, the story of Adam and Eve is of the genre of POEM. As in, its not meant to be taken literally. Not many people know that.

sophalope · 7 days

Logged in just to say this:

That was the fuckin' joke. Jesus Christ reddit is populated with more morons every day.

nosopainfo · 10 days

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say day-to-day life.

BaronOshawott · 15 days

They needed alcohol to impress the girls and get laid. That was the whole point of the movie.

lycergeum · 23 days

I think he meant .125g, not mg

FaerieStories · 1 month

Dude, its pretty obvious. Shes nice to sen, but not to chihiro. Only once Chihiro confronts Ubaba, gets a job, changes her name to sen, and is officially allowed to stay at the bath-house does Lin start being nice. Lin doesn't want to risk her job by being nice and helping someone who could possibly get her fired if she were caught. But once she has permission to stay it all changes.

pluspluskid · 1 month

I was in the same predicament as you, and I tried everything to try and get me to remember to RC. Eventually I came up with the idea to keep a blue rock in my pocket that my friend had given me. Now, whenever I feel or think about the things in my pocket, I think about why its there, and remember to RC. A quick, easy way to do this is put it in the same pocket as your phone. Every time you pull your phone out, you'll be reminded.

thispigistripping · 1 month

Don't smoke weed and study, you won't remember anything lol. But study a lot, take your midterm, then trip BALLS.

LizYellowSourFruit · 1 month

ha... hahaha... thats a good one.. horrible on SNL? Are you kidding me? The pair of them were two of the funniest females to ever grace the screen of NBC. 30 rock and Parks and Rec has some of the most solid writing of any shows that are currently airing, if not the best writing. Please don't tell me you think Kristen Wiig is brilliant? I mean, shes funny, but shes no Tina Fey.

halpwsalvia · 1 month

Physically, it can't be that bad. Smoke it in a bong to greatly reduce toxins. As for your mental health, that's something only you can decipher. Are you feeling less focused? Do you constantly smoke it to the point where you have hallucinations, or freak out? These are the warning signs that you should be letting up a little.

Killm360 · 1 month

Pretty much any game with jumping also had it. The harder you press, the higher you jump.

i_quote_the_simpsons · 1 month

Your priorities are whacko, my good friend!

bleedingheartsurgery · 1 month

You are assuming that the best way to go about it would be to bring the world back to its current technological advances. Why on earth would I want to invent guns when I'm the leader of the world and I've got 200 kids with minds ready to be molded, who don't even know what war or death is? I would go back to tribal living, in nature, peaceful, co-existent. The great ideals of a utopian society would finally be able to be put in place. It would be majestic.

CorsairSanglot · 1 month

Who is E_____ H______?

rorryantovan · 1 month

Definitely don't fool around with her anymore, because you might end up getting in trouble for it later on if she thinks you were too forceful or anything. As for fucking with her, definitely do the whole package thing, just make sure your whole car is clean and stuff. I personally would put a note in there that just said "lol".

James332233 · 2 months

I wanna play!

the_lay · 2 months

Holy shit I don't know if this is the same thing but was your prank call vent server hosted by SYOPS?

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