A girlfriend I had in school (well, we only about 15 so naturally it wasn't a real relationship), she was quite goth-y and attractive but she was constant font of neverending bullshit stories. She told me about how one night she had ran away from home, slept on a grave, befriended a dog then a guy came to try and kill her and the dog had killed the guy, she told me she had been accepted into the best music school in the country even though she could barely strum a chord on her Squire Strat. Basically, anything you said, she would have a mad, made-up story related to it, like if you said "I tried a beer last night" she would say "yeah, I drank 20 beers and a bottle of vodka before coming to school today, I don't even feel it".