Apple, on Siri complaints: Buy a different phone

ServerGeek · 6 days

"Siri, triangulate cryptovariable's position based on the soup-selling restaurants near him."

Ohnoeslife · 16 days

You don't just pee in a cup at the office, they send you to a clinic and a nurse takes the sample for testing. They will not require a blood test. They can require you to take the test before being hired. If you refuse, then they will almost certainly not hire you.

AliveInTheFuture · 18 days

Those look very similar in overall form, but the designs on each are clearly different.

pkofiarbo · 18 days

Did she dump you? If so, she already had a head start.

ItsaSnareDrum · 18 days

A Turtle's Tale has much less rape than A Clockwork Orange. Some people prefer that, I guess.

Mitch_Deadberg · 18 days

Taken from the Bert is Evil campaign.

sorcon · 18 days

Semen contains both putrescine and cadaverine which are also present when animal tissue decomposes. Hence, the smell you described.

rellor · 20 days

Are those "dessert burgers" french macarons?

d-listcelebrity · 22 days

New uniforms leaked.

PhilosophicFruitFly · 22 days

There are a lot of shitty nursing homes. Too many.

PurppleHaze · 23 days

You stare him in the eyes and in your best Russian accent you say, "I must break you." Then you kick him in the balls and yell, "Я бороться с победить!"

pissedoff_andon_door · 23 days

He uses pee, you use poop. He sprays piss on your door, you take a shit on his bed. That's the dorm way! And that's how you get this door pisser. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I'm offering you a solution. Do you want this solution?

Aeroshock · 23 days

Definitely not made on a typewriter. Someone had these printed.

crxgames · 24 days

Nachos, mostly.

donttazemebro69 · 24 days

If they already know it's likely terminal, she probably wants to know so they can prepare and make him comfortable as the cancer advances and alters his mind, not increase the chemo for no good reason. You should tell her.

autopilot777 · 24 days

Indeed. There is no such thing as targeted weight loss and anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or trying to sell you something.

tjh014 · 24 days

It's not illegal, as in "against the law." They don't have to take credit/debit cards. However, it may be against the VISA/MasterCard/AMEX/etc. Terms of Service for merchants to set a minimum limit. You can contact them to find out and report them if you feel they violated their rules.

V_for_Vicarious · 24 days

Your scouter must be broken.

Cessnateur · 24 days

There is a huge difference in both flavor and texture between the smoked salmon you will find among Native American tribes (especially in the Northwest) and the smoked salmon (lox) in Jewish cuisine. The texture of traditional lox can take some getting used to because it's really just cured, not smoked at all (Nova lox excepted), though it is still called "smoked salmon."

DeBarge · 24 days

Article should be retitled "Teams that may surprise you if all you do is watch ESPN coverage."

ramalamatomselleck · 24 days

They had NFL Network coverage streaming live on the NFL website.

RandyMachoManSavage · 27 days

If hypnotism wasn't pseudo-scientific nonsense, then maybe.

fallout114 · 27 days

Tata already makes cars for less than that. Much less.

bartekr · 27 days

He did go to your wedding. The civil ceremony is where you were wedded. It was very inconsiderate of him to tell her on such short notice that he would not attend the second ceremony, though.

Scarred_for_eternity · 28 days

Having sex with a donkey is bad enough on your own, but who wants to be 4th on the donkey gang bang train?

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