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My little cousin claimed this would mow the lawn faster by cjstopin funny

[–]Altidude 0 points1 point ago

I would have returned that tractor to Sears the moment I discovered that stupidity.

So, apparently I want to die. by throwbackheroin motorcycles

[–]Altidude 0 points1 point ago

Great idea. You forgot to specify proper gear, though, like string tank top, white Oakleys, basketball shorts and flip flops.

My bike got hit in the apartment parking lot last night :( by metallicin motorcycles

[–]Altidude 1 point2 points ago

(Doubletake...) My silver Ninja 500 has the same scuff on the corner of the fairing from the previous owner. The left turn signal had also popped out and been re-attached improperly. There's a retaining plate that goes inside the fairing and under the rubber signal boot - you have to take the fairing apart to do it right.

Lots of folks recommend replacing the signals with low-profile aftermarket versions so that in a tip-over they don't bust through the mounting hole and wreck the fairing.

My cousin got a sunburn. by LetsFytingLovein pics

[–]Altidude 1 point2 points ago

Oh the pain...

Came here to say that if I ever get burned nearly this bad, please put me under for about a week.

Moving to Milwaukee by iwantafunnynamein milwaukee

[–]Altidude 4 points5 points ago

Um, just where in the Third Ward can someone without much expendable income live? That's about the most expensive area in the city.

We've all crashed (admit it). What are your best stories? by greenymilein motorcycles

[–]Altidude 2 points3 points ago

From a cycle forum post here are a handful of professionally-obtained 60-0 MPH stopping distances. (Average drivers and riders might not be capable of the same performance.)

Toyota Camry - 124' http://www.motortrend.com/roadtests/sedans/112_0802_mid...on/toyota_camry.html

Honda Civic – 127' Mazda 3 – 112' Subaru Impreza – 120' Toyota Corolla – 123' http://www.motortrend.com/roadtests/sedans/112_0805_civ.../specifications.html

Toyota Tundra & Chevy Silverado - 133' http://www.motortrend.com/roadtests/trucks/112_0704_che...ta_tundra/specs.html

Honda Goldwing 1800 - 121.1' http://www.mcnews.com/mcn/model_eval/200410-GLvsLT.pdf

Yamaha FZ1 - 114.4' http://www.mcnews.com/mcn/model_eval/JuneYFZ1eval.pdf

Ninja 650R - 119.3' http://www.mcnews.com/mcn/model_eval...versystest.pdf

So it seems like the mechanical braking capabilities of might be generally similar, but yeah, it's harder to achieve max performance on a cycle than just mashing the pedal in a car.

Epiphany boner while running... by pavsin GetMotivated

[–]Altidude 1 point2 points ago

Ok, that makes sense, it's just that the widespread use of "lactate" as a nursing verb makes it sound odd here.

We've all crashed (admit it). What are your best stories? by greenymilein motorcycles

[–]Altidude 1 point2 points ago

Ok, maybe not as interesting as I thought.

I have what may be the dumbest question I've ever asked by teh_lymein linux4noobs

[–]Altidude 2 points3 points ago

I'm glad you got your problem solved, but I kind of hope you have more cat-based computer problems to write up in such an entertaining fashion.

We've all crashed (admit it). What are your best stories? by greenymilein motorcycles

[–]Altidude 2 points3 points ago

But, is that because they can brake faster than a bike, or because they can more easily brake while turning?

(I'm sure I could look up stopping distances easily enough, but this is an interesting thought experiment.)

Epiphany boner while running... by pavsin GetMotivated

[–]Altidude 1 point2 points ago

(I think you mean lactic acid. Lactate is what new mothers do for hungry babies.)

We've all crashed (admit it). What are your best stories? by greenymilein motorcycles

[–]Altidude 2 points3 points ago

Six years riding, so far the closest I've come to an accident was making a turn from a center median into 3 lanes of moving traffic.

When the near lane is empty, I turn in and accelerate -- forgetting for a moment that every cager on the road is actively trying to kill me.

Suddenly a woman from the next lane over has changed lanes in a flash, right into the space I'm now occupying. I react fast enough to swerve off to the shoulder, where I maintain speed and honk at her, inches from her elbow. She flashes an indignant face as if I'd just strolled up and boldly pissed in her coffee.

Remember, they're all trying to kill you.

We've all crashed (admit it). What are your best stories? by greenymilein motorcycles

[–]Altidude 4 points5 points ago

I'm confused -- how are the brakes so terrible that you had a longer stopping distance than a car? My Kawi brakes might not be the strongest or have the best feel, but I'm pretty sure I can stop in less distance than most street-legal cars.

(Unless it's wet out. Then I brake like a frail grandma.)

A day in Milwaukee -- what to do? by detective_moselyin milwaukee

[–]Altidude 1 point2 points ago

A few suggestions off the top of my head -- Do the downtown Riverwalk... Visit the famous Art Museum & the Mitchell Park Domes... Have lunch in the Yard at the Iron Horse Hotel... Tour the Harley Davidson Museum. I haven't done a brewery tour myself so I'm not sure which brewery to recommend.

First time taking the bike on a 1-1.5 hour commute (each way) - how many of you commute daily on the bike? Suggestions? by WaywardWitin motorcycles

[–]Altidude 1 point2 points ago

I suggest accumulating a stash of work-appropriate clothing at your workplace to give you options in case of weather changes, coffee spills, and whatnot. It's nice to have some backups without worrying about choosing and lugging extra stuff with you every morning.

My SCR from a few weeks ago (I'm the one with the goatee and pony tail ) by joephus420in SkyDiving

[–]Altidude 1 point2 points ago

Otter Bus! I knew this was Skydive Dallas from the thumbnail :)

I am collecting more and more bookmarked web sites. How do you store and organize them? Any recommendations? by ozzyvixenin web_design

[–]Altidude 2 points3 points ago

I prefer cloud bookmarking. I switched to Diigo.com a while back when Delicious got crappy. Diigo is pretty sweet.

Today is my 7-year old nieces First Communion and my mom specifically requested I get her religious gifts and memorabilia. As the Godfather, am I doing it right? by Rivster79in atheism

[–]Altidude -1 points0 points ago

Nope. I imagine there could be much more specific practices for Catholics, or others for that matter. I'm just saying that in my own experience over the years I've never known anyone who was named a godparent and then had specific religious obligations to perform.

Today is my 7-year old nieces First Communion and my mom specifically requested I get her religious gifts and memorabilia. As the Godfather, am I doing it right? by Rivster79in atheism

[–]Altidude 34 points35 points ago

Same here. There's been no connection between godparents and religion in my family, and from observation that's typical of friends' families as well.

I feel like today "godparent" is commonly an honorary thing given to someone trusted and responsible, to help raise the kids should both parents meet an untimely end. If the family is very religious, they could certainly attach additional religious aspects beyond that.

So I rode my motorcycle the other day and my neighbor tucked a note (or two, or four) under my window. (album of 6 pics) by cheapdialoguein motorcycles

[–]Altidude 1 point2 points ago

I guarantee you that all that other noise on the road pisses him off too -- but he can't leave angry notes for everyone in traffic. So, unfortunately, you get to bear the brunt of it. Might be worth considering that his notes to you might contain the pent-up rage of thousands of other disturbances.

How are we called? As fans of the greatest sci fi series of all times, we need a nickname. by Ozzeguerain BSG

[–]Altidude 3 points4 points ago

No. We don't need some cutesy-poo nickname. Have a little dignity.

Utah skydiver falls to death on Oregon coast by hendemin SkyDiving

[–]Altidude 0 points1 point ago

They told you that his "parachute failed to open." What else could you possibly want to know?

/sarcasm

Help me articulate to my client why Sharepoint is not a good platform for developing their website by horriblemonkeyin web_design

[–]Altidude 0 points1 point ago*

This might not help you articulate anything, but maybe you'll enjoy these quotes from the anti-Sharepoint community. Some are quite passionate rants.

This is from notes I pasted together a few years ago when I was faced with instructions from above to "just use Sharepoint" (hahaha) instead of researching other tools. Sorry for the lack of attribution for many of them -- I never expected to share the stuff:

The difference between wikis and sharepoint is that sharepoint sucks. http://discuss.joelonsoftware.com/default.asp?joel.3.66103.7

the SharePoint Wiki sucks. http://sharepoint.nailhead.net/2008/04/sharepoint-community-kit-wiki-or.html

This product sucks. Seriously. It is the most uninnovative product ever to come out of the muckhole the is Redmond.

The Sharepoint Wiki is an abomination.

This wiki implementation is most likely the worst ever released as a commercial product.

All in all if there is one thing I can say for sharepoint's wiki implementation it is a very sorry excuse for anything trying to resemble a wiki. http://www.pseale.com/blog/SharePointWikisAreAwesomeISwear.aspx

the Sharepoint Wiki is horrible. I'd go so far as to say it's about the most un-wiki-like wiki I've ever had the horror of working with. http://stackoverflow.com/questions/116012/what-is-the-best-aspnetmssql-based-wiki

Sharepoint's wiki functionality is bad enough that it actively harms progress. It is literally a leg dragging in the water behind the canoe, making everyone work harder. The best description I've heard of Sharepoint is that it's like a developer with ADD was working on it. Yeah, he has great ideas and makes a good start but before he finishes the feature -- OOOH, A PUPPY! Now wait, where was I? Right, working on a new feature. And then another puppy comes along. People have spent a lot of money on this product but really have little to show for it. When people say "Sharepoint has made Microsoft a billion bucks!" all I have to say is "Yeah, and that Enzyte guy made a lot of money, too, but his male enhancement products are still a scam." http://sharepoint.microsoft.com/blogs/lliu/Lists/Posts/Post.aspx?ID=2

I tend to agree that Sharepoint sucks. Using it is like closing your eyes, holding your breath and spinning around for thirty seconds. When your done you dont know where you are, you are very dizzy, and feel like you might throw up… I might create something in one place, but cant delete it or rename it there. After 15 minutes of searching, I cant find the same tool I used yesterday to do one thing or another. Its like that house in 13 Ghosts, everything SEEMS to move around on you… What really bothers me is this is not version one. It is a great idea gone horribly implemented.

…STAY AWAY… Sharepoint can be an incredibly useful tool, but in any office where I’ve seen it deployed, it’s acting merely as a web-based front-end to the file-system. If that’s all you’re going to be using it for, you might as well just use the file-system, via Explorer and mapped drives, and do away with the glorified front end.

…I hate Sharepoint with the passion of 10,000 burning Lotus Notes users

… Honestly, I found Sharepoint so inadequate and typical of a first generation MS product that I could only shake my head at it. If it was made by anyone else than MS and had to compete on its merits I suspect most of us would have never even heard of it

I’m a software developer (ASP.NET primarily), and the company I work for is going goofy over Sharepoint. But I knew I couldn’t be the only one who thought the interface was too cumbersome. It takes me several minutes of mucking around in non-intuitive menu structures to find things. It violates just about everything I ever learned about creating clean, easy-to-use web interfaces.

http://nkilkenny.wordpress.com/category/collaboration-tools/sharepoint/

a) I do sharepoint for a living. Somebody either shoot me or offer me another programming job in Boston. b) I'm about to do Sharepoint for a living. Fuck. <bang>

I love how every feature in Sharepoint is absolutely terrible, yet the whole package somehow always makes businesspeople moist.

I'm just saying that any stand-alone implementation of anything in Sharepoint is going to be worlds better. Sharepoint tries to be everything to everybody all at once. It's like a Swiss army knife, where no one tool is really as good as the dedicated version of a knife or a file... but you get them all in one place.

I just went to a 2 day conference on "Intranets & The Public Sector". 75% of people there were using Sharepoint for their intranets. It blows and sucks at the same time, but the business world loves Microsoft. http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/78h7d/yet_one_more_reason_why_sharepoint_development/

Me being the lucky one in my small little group of the global orginization gets to update the part of the wiki for our business unit, and guess what... Sharepoint sucks hairy donkey balls! You are wondering why? - No linking to anchors in a document - No table of contents generation - No deadlink checking - No way to create a link back to the refering document - No way to import existing pages - No way to export pages - All inline CSS code is blown up as much as possible - Produced HTML code is deprecated

"The Community Kit for SharePoint is a set of best practices, templates, Web Parts, tools, and source code that enables practically anyone to create a community website based on SharePoint technology for practically any group of people with a common interest." http://www.codeplex.com/CKS

PointCross Releases Catalyst for Building Business-Ready SharePoint Solutions in 1/10th the Time http://money.aol.com/news/articles/_a/bbdp/pointcross-releases-catalyst-for/244437?referer=sphere_related_content

(What the fuck good is a "toolset" like SharePoint anyway, if it requires another company to create another "toolset" on top of it to help you build a useful appplication? The whole MS development industry often seems like a big job security circle-jerk for Aspy architecture astronauts who couldn't care less about creating something usable by other humans. All the obtuse, self-referential MSDN documentation reads like techy postmodern literary criticism predicated on the reader already being an expert in every relevant subtopic.)

Why is there even such a thing as a "Sharepoint developer?" Why do so many of these developers spend hundreds of hours trying to wrestle this alleged fantastic "collaboration and productivity" tool into being able to accomplish anything useful? Why are there dozens of weblogs full of incredibly byzantine "Sharepoint developer" tips and tricks and book excerpts trying to explain how to make it do the most rudimentary things? Why are these people spending their professional lives trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear? Have they never even used another team collaboration application? I can log into Basecamp or PBwiki (or Intervals or Commonspot or SocialText or...) and immediately be collaborative and productive.

I suspect that applications like Sharepoint and many of Microsoft's various "vaguely-defined server" products are simply facades, tools to prop up the job security of the leagues of MS developers who continue to push the never-ending implementation of such products despite the dismal track record of success.

Dan Savage Points Out The Bullshit we ignore in the Bible, Right-Wing Groups Spring Into Action by powercowin politics

[–]Altidude 6 points7 points ago

Savage's own apology pretty much makes that point.

(That said, I personally feel that "pansy-ass" is a pretty lighthearted insult for anyone old enough to pack their own lunch. Especially compared to "you deserve to burn in hell forever.")

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