This bitch

yeakevinc · 2012-05-23T08:19:34.306221+00:00

It probably is. My favorite version of this is

i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by fleeing the scene of the accident

Albuyeh · 5 days

(Just copy and pasted since someone asked me 2 minutes ago)

~$520 shipped (USPS 2-3 day priority w/ tracking+insurance). The MSRP for the Tablet+Dock is $500,$150 (respectively) + the cost of the screen protector and cases. I am willing to negotiate.

Albuyeh · 5 days

~$520 shipped (USPS 2-3 day priority w/ tracking+insurance). The MSRP for the Tablet+Dock is $500,$150 (respectively) + the cost of the screen protector and cases. I am willing to negotiate.

Albuyeh · 5 days

I meant it as, I want $$$ but if you had the GPU/monitor I would want subtract it from the $$

Albuyeh · 5 days

Oh whoops. I would still want $$$ but it would be much less.

feedjoecake · 8 days

Take a shit ton of LSD, go sky-diving, forget parachute.

YouKnowHer · 8 days

I feel so happy reading this knowing I am not the only who does this.

YouKnowHer · 8 days

I like playing conversations out in my head and think about what facial expressions I would make. But sometimes I notice that I actually make the facial expressions in real life. It's really awkward when someone catches me doing it.

HBreeder · 8 days

And my pants unzipped itself.

jet_tripleseven · 8 days

I always like to say "Oh cool! Did you see that picture of the cat, doing that thing cats aren't suppose to do?"

jojojok · 9 days

CAPS LOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Flurrybonez · 10 days

Don't forget this to turn it off :)

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Dupen · 12 days

I am a Persian that drives a white BMW.

I just recently learned this is a common stereotype.

wrestlingspikes · 13 days

I was told staring at sun for 10 minutes will give you superpowers.

It doesnt.

Kamige · 13 days

Imagine you are walking down a dark street. You see a light at the end of the street so you walk towards it. You walk for hours but you do not get any closer to it. You are also alone.

Albuyeh · 13 days

Just took it yesterday.

TwentyTwoNZ · 14 days

God, I am really slow today.

When I saw it I thought "Hey I know that guy....... WAIT, that's me"

karmacy · 14 days

When I was younger (~4 years old), I used to think that the Moon I saw in the sky was actually the Earth because the craters on the moon looked like the different continents I would see in pictures.

I was not a clever child.

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