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GAME THREAD: Indiana Pacers (2-2) @ Miami Heat (2-2) - (May. 22, 2012) by Kapoonfain nba

[–]Absyrd 4 points5 points ago

Wade and Lebron have no chemistry.

Any stories about meeting an NBA player? I have one. by nba4722in nba

[–]Absyrd 0 points1 point ago

Agreed. Days off should be spent meditating in the mountains with Tibetan monks to attain enlightenment of the spirit.

For those of you that play, what's your game like? by piglet24in nba

[–]Absyrd 0 points1 point ago

6'5, 210 lbs. Strengths: rebounding, dunking, post moves. Played basketball last week after taking two Adderall and felt like Lebron James.

GAME THREAD: Miami Heat (1-2) @ Indiana Pacers (2-1) - (May. 20, 2012) by catmoonin nba

[–]Absyrd 1 point2 points ago

Trust me, I'm sure we all saw that.

Fans: Sell me on your team. Or don't. by Jontologyin nba

[–]Absyrd 8 points9 points ago

...Why did I wait all year to do that

Fans: Sell me on your team. Or don't. by Jontologyin nba

[–]Absyrd 18 points19 points ago

The only reason I'm a Heat fan is because I've lived in Miami all my life and grew up supporting my home town. That, and because they have rewarded me for being a good fan by being awesome.

What so-called "bad" movies do you actually like? by Jason72799in AskReddit

[–]Absyrd 3 points4 points ago

Hot Fuzz was a box office and critical hit. Your friends disagree with the consensus.

What would happen if the 2012 NBA Playoffs were single game elimination format? | NBA by Georgemon25in nba

[–]Absyrd 1 point2 points ago

Another derp article that suggests Lebron is only known to choke in the 4th quarter. Give me a fucking break.

Stoudemire Is Expected to Miss Rest of Heat Series by EatMeerkatsin nba

[–]Absyrd 2 points3 points ago

I doubt we will see a loose mentality by the Heat in this year's playoffs. They have too much to prove, and Knicks just lost a huge scoring boost. I will be more surprise if it's not a sweep.

Carmelo Anthony Touches Lebron by [deleted]in nba

[–]Absyrd -1 points0 points ago

Looking at /r/nba today, it only ruins the game when Lebron does it, apparenly.

Blowjob WIN (NSFW/L) by JibHonkin WTF

[–]Absyrd 3 points4 points ago

This is the greatest reaction GIF I have ever seen.

Just finished reading Brave New World and I loved it. Is Huxley's counterpart Island worth reading? by Absyrdin books

[–]Absyrd[S] 1 point2 points ago

My love for Brave New World was greatly motivated by Huxley's writing. Every sentence flowed with a linguistic beauty, with content that was both ingenious and thought-provoking. Also loved its characterization. I'll definitely be reading Island as soon as possible.

My school had bring your kid to work day. This is my American History Honors teacher and his 7 year old sword fighting. by talljewishkidin teenagers

[–]Absyrd 0 points1 point ago

Played a basketball game there. Your gym floor is slippery as fuck, my friend.

So, how about we all make our first round playoff predictions now? by CaffieneShadowin nba

[–]Absyrd 0 points1 point ago

  1. Chicago 4 -- Philadelphia 3
  2. Atlanta 4 -- Boston 2
  3. Indiana 4 -- Orlando 1
  4. Miami 4 -- New York 0
  5. San Antonio 4 -- Utah 0
  6. Clippers 4 -- Memphis 1
  7. Lakers 4 -- Denver 2
  8. Dallas 4 -- OKC 3

Something I painted on 4/20 :D by JeniRedin trees

[–]Absyrd 1 point2 points ago

From the thumbnail I immediately thought of the album cover for The Resistance by Muse.

#6 finally brings some 4th quarter by trentgillespiein nba

[–]Absyrd 1 point2 points ago

He gave his team 17 rebounds, 29 points, and 10 assists. You can perceive his body language from a couple camera angles that he was unfocused and distant, but you can't verify that claim with the extraordinary numbers he put up that night.

#6 finally brings some 4th quarter by trentgillespiein nba

[–]Absyrd 5 points6 points ago

There's a difference between quitting and being emotionally distant. A triple double like that is by no objective means a quitting performance. To say he didn't play his ass off is just absurd by any standards.

Gas prices by AylaRoloin facepalm

[–]Absyrd 1 point2 points ago

WHERE IN FLORIDA? I live in Miami and the nearest gas station is at 4.25 or some shit.

What's the worst song on your favorite album? by MrH8in Music

[–]Absyrd 3 points4 points ago

"Stop" from The Wall by Pink Floyd, because it's only 30 seconds long and comes right before the epic theatrical The Trial.

Describe your state in one sentence. by jamie79512in AskReddit

[–]Absyrd 0 points1 point ago

I've only ever been to Atlanta which is just a typical urban city. It's my only visual of Georgia so I never understood why it's considered racist.

How has this been online for almost a year with out my having seen it?! by [deleted]in videos

[–]Absyrd 1 point2 points ago

If this style of film intrigues you, check out Surviving Life (Theory and Practice). Great, virtually unknown Czech movie. Since the trailer doesn't have subtitles, it's about a man trying to understand the meaning behind a recurring dream.

GAME THREAD: Oklahoma City Thunder (40-13) @ Miami Heat (38-14) - (Apr. 04, 2012) by counterheroin nba

[–]Absyrd 2 points3 points ago

Norris Cole pisses me off lately. He plays with so much intensity but he can't make a fucking shot to reward his efforts.

GAME THREAD: Philadelphia 76ers (29-23) @ Miami Heat (37-14) - (Apr. 03, 2012) by CD7in nba

[–]Absyrd 1 point2 points ago

I think finally.

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