the Kings move on to the finals!

J-L-S · 2012-05-23T04:59:30.052648+00:00

I believe the LAPD riot squad is on route to get Dustin Brown out of there.

carbon107 · 1 day

I know it's going to be a good shift when someone tries to barter for twenty minutes on an item that has a fixed price and is less than ten dollars.

NerdyMcNerderson · 1 day

I must say I liked Berniers high jump tryout better.

MAPfrapper · 1 day

For some reason the most mindblowing one was comparing Sydney to Toyko because out of all the suburbs to highlight apparently fucking Cranebrook was one of them, for reasons I have yet to comprehend.

Tomhanksisademon · 3 days

Some friends and I got caught drinking alcohol on a train. We got taken off and sat down by the cops, who let us go when they realized that when they left the train and waved it off, one of their partners was still inside. I've never seen two cops laugh so much in my entire life.

ruperthackedmyphone · 4 days

Clearly this was a place for vampires to go and die ironically on the shortest sunlight day of the year.

TheComeback · 5 days

That I like them.

aplen22 · 5 days

That's because every ballot paper with the word 'faggot' or 'dickhead' sprawled across it counted as a vote for Opitz.

cjknjkn · 5 days

I tend to film everything so I can learn from my past mistakes for the next one.

So far my biggest problem is finding a better hiding spot for the camera.

seKer82 · 6 days

What do you mean embellish?

pool92 · 6 days

I had a friend from Ontario propose that they send the army in to physically oppress the Quebecois.

This may have been before the protests though.

KixStar · 7 days

I would always snap my fingers 3 times when I was forced to have things I would hate as a child for some reason. It was calming I guess.

Whenever I have certain things I hated as a child, I still do it though. Things like broccoli and anal sex are the main ones I would say.

laksalover · 8 days

I used to have a slight indentation in the side of my head. According to my Dad who I overheard talking to his friends it was from the tremendous force of his penis while I was in Utero.

I realize this is impossible but it's not great imagery as a kid. Also I think my Dad may be an idiot.

Wolverine9 · 8 days

When does the guy walk in to fix the cable?

retinarow · 9 days

I still love him

seKer82 · 10 days

Sunniest final ever.

elgevillawngnome · 10 days

How much fun is it for you having to go through airport security and having to explain this?

doubleMdoubleL · 10 days

What's icing?

Edit: I'm referring to hockey, not cake.

Rhyno001 · 11 days

Done

NSFW

GuyFawkesTrot · 12 days

I used to work in radio and just before I left the station we got a new contract with a 'sample company'. We'd basically use their music for commercials and promotions and stuff like that.

Some of the stuff they had on there was honestly, really fucking amazing. As in better than most of the stuff I was actually playing on air (which realistically probably wasn't to hard but still). The metal section was unbelievable and the RnB was second to none. I later found out Snoop Dog was one of there major collaborators and they had a whole bunch of other studio artists working for them so it kind of makes sense.

They were very clear though that using there service without paying was not a good idea to put it lightly, so your friend might be in a bit of trouble if they find out he ripped them off.

LaSeMa · 12 days

I'm pretty sure it says:

"YOLO

Lol, not anymore."

lilstumpz · 13 days

On the one hand the Rolling Stones have 20 years of success and 40 years of recording to become one of the most well known bands in music history, but Long John Baldry became the voice of Dr. Robotnik in Sonic the Hedgehog.

I'm struggling to find who the real winner is here.

Fat_Alberta · 14 days

So did she spit it out or swallow it?

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