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Still nothing wrong with that... by irawwwrin funny

[–]2xyn1xx 0 points1 point ago

I was coming from the 5-year-old perspective. I'm all for breast-feeding; all three of mine were on the boob for over a year. I just don't think my now teenagers would relish the memories of breastfeeding. Lol

Still nothing wrong with that... by irawwwrin funny

[–]2xyn1xx 0 points1 point ago

Reality is, at 5 a kid can sit quietly if the parents are doing their job. It is of no benefit to anyone, child or society, if a child cannot behave. I also used to teach and told parents not to bother with academic pre-school. The skills a child needs to succeed in kindergarten are the ability to sit in circle time and the ability to follow direction; everything else will come easily if they can do that. And this is not about raising children to be like mine, it's about raising children to be members of a larger society.

Still nothing wrong with that... by irawwwrin funny

[–]2xyn1xx 24 points25 points ago

At 5 they shouldn't be on a bottle either. At 5 every single one of my 3 kids knew how to sit down and behave appropriately.

I won't call this a before & after, but this "before and in-progress" picture actually caused me to blow my own mind. by spoonrakerin Fitness

[–]2xyn1xx 0 points1 point ago

Foam roller, side step with bands, foam roller, foam roller:)

When I was a kid my older sister told me I had a metal plate in my head and she would lock me out of the house during lightning storms. I'd run the neighborhood in zig zags screaming and crying like a maniac. How did your siblings torture you reddit? by Linsatiablein AskReddit

[–]2xyn1xx 0 points1 point ago

Back in the olden days when I was a kid:) My mother used to load us into the "war wagon" (a Buick station wagon) and head out to where ever. My younger brother was obsessed with his hair getting messed up when the windows were down (pre- AC) so he would sit in the middle between my other brother and me. We'd fight, bicker, poke each other; typical kid stuff. My mom would get fed up and start swinging her arm into the back seat. She didn't care who she connected with just as long as someone got it. My brother and I would always push our little brother forward so he'd get slapped. Good times.

So, this is why I don't trust Legoland... by saladneckerin pics

[–]2xyn1xx 1 point2 points ago

Didn't San Marcos beat Poway this year?

So, this is why I don't trust Legoland... by saladneckerin pics

[–]2xyn1xx 0 points1 point ago

I live in Cbad too. A friend of mine is the theme park designer for LL and he is currently in Malaysia getting ready to open that one. I'm trying to get hired as his assistant:)

19. Curious o[f] what Reddit thinks by smalltowngirltvin amiugly

[–]2xyn1xx 2 points3 points ago

I'm not saying every woman but for some, brownish-black works better. And I think with her coloring it may. The black looks harsh on her.

23/M Been a long long time since I have had a g/f. Must know amIugly? by Fatalis89in amiugly

[–]2xyn1xx 0 points1 point ago

OMG, you're darling! And guess what? you look better with the buzz cut so don't worry about the thinning hair.

19 F. Curious. by [deleted]in amiugly

[–]2xyn1xx -16 points-15 points ago

Don't listen to them. We are all painfully aware when we need to lose weight and they all think they're telling us something we don't know. You're a beautiful girl. Go to a professional and have those brows shaped and it will make a ton of difference. Go get 'em.

19. Curious o[f] what Reddit thinks by smalltowngirltvin amiugly

[–]2xyn1xx 2 points3 points ago

Try using a dark brown eyeliner and brownish-black mascara. I know all the beauty site tell you to use black but that's not true. The browns will look less garish. Also go to a waxing salon and have them wax/shape your brows. You're a pretty girl you just need some refinement. Have them tint your brows a little darker and play up your beautiful mouth.

This is what happens when it slightly rains in Southern California by Trimm_Dich_Foreverin WTF

[–]2xyn1xx 0 points1 point ago

Jesus! are we going through another change? As it is we have to dial all ten numbers even in our own area code. Poop.

This is what happens when it slightly rains in Southern California by Trimm_Dich_Foreverin WTF

[–]2xyn1xx 1 point2 points ago

Wait... 760 here and I can hear the waves! Not all of us are in the desert.

My little sister taking a dog bite like a champ by Chronique13in WTF

[–]2xyn1xx -3 points-2 points ago

I don't know about where you're from, but in CA that dog has to be quarantined and will most likely be put down. They take dog bites very seriously here (San Diego). I'm an animal lover too, but if a dog ever left my kid's face looking like that, I'd probably kill it myself.

How I feel trying to swap my kid's tooth for money while she sleeps by Alyeska2112in funny

[–]2xyn1xx 0 points1 point ago

ProTip (from mom of three): Have them put it in a zip-lock baggie (the tooth fairy like them that way). When you go in to kiss them good-night, slip your hand under the pillow and move it toward the edge of the mattress. When you go in to do the ol' switcheroo, you can slide it out without disturbing the sleeping child and slip in the money in another one.

So my friend had a heart attack. Just saw this on his facebook. by norkotahin funny

[–]2xyn1xx 1 point2 points ago

Sat next to him the whole time. I dropped my daughter at school at 7:30 and was there until 9pm when my husband took over. Luckily the hospital has wifi so I surfed the web a lot while he was in a dilauded drug haze. I'm a nurse so I was pretty well-versed in what was going on. Unfortunately, I also knew how serious other things were. He's home now so it's all good. Parenting is not for the feint hearted:)

So my friend had a heart attack. Just saw this on his facebook. by norkotahin funny

[–]2xyn1xx 1 point2 points ago

Thanks, he'll appreciate it. 3 weeks later he was back with an internal bleed and pneumonia:( He just got released a couple of days ago after 5 days in the ICU and 2 more on the floor. Thank god for the iPad and Reddit... kept him sane.

So my friend had a heart attack. Just saw this on his facebook. by norkotahin funny

[–]2xyn1xx 2 points3 points ago

So my 15-year-old lacerated his spleen in a lacrosse game, must be a theme

UPDATE: Found my little sister cutting by needhelp0603in AskReddit

[–]2xyn1xx 1 point2 points ago

Best. Brother. Ever. <3

POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS made the news! by Snozedin funny

[–]2xyn1xx 6 points7 points ago

You would not believe the number of "million-to-one" shots we see in the ED. Every. Single. Time someone shows up with something up their ass, they fell on it.

Baked egg inside avocado, french pressed coffee and some greek yogurt with fruit. One of my favorite breakfasts. by Callamandain food

[–]2xyn1xx 5 points6 points ago

The only way to eat warm avocado is to dip in in a light batter and deep fry it really quick. OMG...

Jason Russell 2012 by drthurgoodin AdviceAnimals

[–]2xyn1xx 9 points10 points ago

As a nurse who has dealt with a lot of mental health patients it appears to be more of a manic phase than drugs. He may be bi-polar which is very manageable with meds. Many highly successful people are controlled bi-polar.

Jason Russell 2012 by drthurgoodin AdviceAnimals

[–]2xyn1xx 1 point2 points ago

The masturbating has not been confirmed. A witness said "he was touching himself." He was not arrested but sectioned. He is probably on a 72 hour hold at Mercy. And he was not a typical PCP user. He was not violent to others and was taken into custody without incident.

It's actually really tragic... by SterlingGoodfellowin funny

[–]2xyn1xx 0 points1 point ago

Just an FYI, he was not arrested. They have determined it was not a criminal offense. He has been placed under observation in a mental health facility.

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