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What is the nicest thing you've ever done that no one knows about? by XxTamzynLeighxXin AskReddit

[–]1aeiouyy 9 points10 points ago

Your choice of wording that is..interesting to your point

Whats your "Fuck I'm not a kid anymore." moment? by Trolls-Gone-Wildin AskReddit

[–]1aeiouyy 0 points1 point ago

When i packed up all my sports cards and no longer cared what condition they were in.

Whats your "Fuck I'm not a kid anymore." moment? by Trolls-Gone-Wildin AskReddit

[–]1aeiouyy 1 point2 points ago

When i heard a kid ask her mom what in the world is that thing? It was a telephone booth

Junior Seau - RIP by tracerxin sports

[–]1aeiouyy 0 points1 point ago

No reason to apologize. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. I for one feel the same as you. Ive had people very close to me take their own lives and the state that they leave their family and friends is devastating. I have no sympathy for people who choose that way out. Especially those with children. And i despise the fact that most celebrities and sports stars are glorified if they commit suicide. It is the most selfish act a human can make. And if that guy cared at all of his family, friends and fans he wouldnt have chosen that route. Life is a wonderful thing and he accomplished more than a lot of others in his. Never take it for granted and appreciate you have the greatest gift of all. Existence. Evereyone will go through hard times and sometimes its too much to handle, but suicide is inexcusable in my eyes. Talk to your family and seek help. Theres always a better option

Believe it or not, I saved this hand (NSFW/NSFL) by Sameotokoin WTF

[–]1aeiouyy 0 points1 point ago

Helen Keller. Hide and seek world champ

Believe it or not, I saved this hand (NSFW/NSFL) by Sameotokoin WTF

[–]1aeiouyy 0 points1 point ago

If a tree falls and only a woman hears it. Whats a tree doing in the kitchen!?

There aren't enough ferrets on reddit. by SiirPatronin aww

[–]1aeiouyy 0 points1 point ago

I had two ferrets long ago. Mickey and Mallory. Best pets ive ever had. As smart as dogs and as small as cats, but stronger than both. Sry for the underworld reference

That's actually pretty impressive. by mulletarianin WTF

[–]1aeiouyy 0 points1 point ago

Its only around eight hundred and turdy bucks

I got a threesome as a wedding present! by guxbotin sex

[–]1aeiouyy 7 points8 points ago

I touched her foot and she came. We stopped for a second to watch a cartoon on netflix until we all came. Opened the window and a breeze came through and I jizzed in my pants. I just ate a grape and I jizzed in my pants. Then I fucked her. If this is even true its worded like a sex bucket list of a virgin teenager.

Told my husband I was atheist. He's divorcing me. by Hi_helloin atheism

[–]1aeiouyy 0 points1 point ago

Religion over family and loved ones.. This is one of the reasons bible thumpers and religious freaks both annoy and scare the shit out of me. Youre better off without him. Especially doing it over a text. What audacity he has

Looks don't matter... by ehudrosin funny

[–]1aeiouyy 0 points1 point ago

Looks mean nothing. Confidence is key. You see gorgeous women with some square looking dude all the time. The fact of the matter is the hotter the chick the less she gets approached. At least in the correct way. The doofy looking guy may not be better looking than you, but he has more balls. And confidence. Or a lot of money...

I can't stand the combination of mint and chocolate. What commonly beloved food do you get harassed for not liking? by elosorussoin AskReddit

[–]1aeiouyy 0 points1 point ago

Butter covered by peanutbutter. On anything from toast to pancakes. The sheer sight of it makes my stomach turn

"Seinfeld" actor shoots himself in the head..and survives. by actonesceneonein movies

[–]1aeiouyy 0 points1 point ago

Believe it or not a .22 is one of the worst guns to get shot by. That little puppy will go in and ricochet around inside of you. Which is a bad thing

Reddit, what is your weirdest/funniest interaction with a celebrity? I'll go first. by getitdonetherightwayin AskReddit

[–]1aeiouyy -1 points0 points ago

A few years ago at hemp fest in Seattle im walking casually smoking a joint with a large group of friends. On a grassy mound over to our left some black dudes are tossing a football back and forth. Instinctively I sprinted over and intercepted a pass and quickly spun around and launched a rocket at the one who threw it. Well it ended up being big Krizz Kaliko and that guy has no hands. I beaned him so damn hard in the face he dropped to the ground. I can't remember the other rappers name, but he died laughing at him. I asked if he wanted my autograph, but he laughed and said no. Then he asked if he could hit my joint. I laughed and walked away

My Grandpa has a little more feedback on some games I gave him. by Jungleradioin gaming

[–]1aeiouyy 0 points1 point ago

Your Gpah sounds awesome. My gramps actually got me into gaming. When I was 5 or 6. Id go over to their house to play on the vectrex system. Which is a self contained video game console with its own monitor built in. My grandparents actually just gave that to me for my 30th b-day. Which was by far the greatest present ever.

I found the Super Metroid maps I made by hand when I was 15 by bobofattin gaming

[–]1aeiouyy 0 points1 point ago*

Hell I remember playing FF7 for hours non stop while getting head from a better looking chick than that juc3 has probably had the courage to even talk to. She was much older than me at the time as well. Game is game. No pun intended Oh and super metroid = G.O.AT. its the Jerry Rice of video games

I prevented a rape last night at a party, at my house... ever have a moment of heroism, and then realize it later? by thatfreaksamin AskReddit

[–]1aeiouyy 0 points1 point ago*

The summer of '98 at a Bumbershoot in Seattle which is like huge carnival. There was a free concert being held. It was The Steve Miller Band & Third Eye Blind plus a few other bands I can't remember. Anyhow it obviously drew a various amount of different types of people. You'll get rockers at rock concerts and mostly wiggers at rap concerts ect. So generally you'll know what to expect from the crowd. It took place in a football field with the stage in one end zone. The bleachers were filled up quickly so the rest of the people filed on the field. There were families setting up towels on the field and planning to have their own spot to hang out and watch the concert. This. Did not happen. Most others were sitting indian style on the field waiting. Patiently, until the first band took stage. And when that happened all hell literally broke loose. In one fluid motion the younger and more of the I don't give a shit im here to fuck anyone up in my path individuals rushed the stage. And im not talking a few groups of people. Im talking literally hundreds of people stampeding everyone in their path. It was basically a herd of buffalo with hundreds of chipmunks in their way. They stood no chance. People just got trampled over. Old folks. Children. Everyone. My friends and I were already near the stage so we went with it. Had no other option either way. I have been to more concerts than I can even mention, but one thing is for certain that I've never witnessed a larger or more rowdy moshpit. In that respect I had a blast. It was like nothing id have ever experienced. I fully lost all contact with my friends, they were gone in the sea of bodies. I crowd surfed for the first time and that was intensely fun. When I was basically dropped off the crowd I hit the Astroturf, for just the split second I was down there I seen everything from shoes, purses, clothes and bodies being squashed. I figured at that point I had enough so I made a very slow and strenuous trek out of the massive moshpit. Which wasn't an easy task by any means. It took every ounce of strength I had. When finally I could see the outer tip of the pit of bodies I seen something small and being kicked around by the sway of weight of the mosh sea. I looked harder and realized it was a little boy. He had to have been younger than 10. I made a b-line straight for him. We made eye contact for a split second and I've honestly never seen a more frightened look on anyones face. He knew I was coming to get him and when finally I was close. Mind you im shoving and throwing people out of my way to get there. He looks at me like im a guardian angel and throws his hands straight out towards me. Which was parallel to the ground because he was being tossed around like he was in a human blender. I got to him and threw him over my shoulder. And was basically bulling my way through the crowd like a bowling ball. Yelling at the top of my lungs and stiff arming people out of the way. Eventually when I got to the point of the crowd where people were just huddled up shoulder to shoulder jumping they started to part way to make a path for me. I took the kid to the side of the field where they had gates set up and dumbfounded security guards. I pulled one to me and yelled in his ear that id found this kid being trampled to death and they need to take care of him and find his parents. As im handing the kid to him the boy hugged me tighter than I can express in words. In the short amount of time I seen him while I was handing him to the security guard I noticed how bad off he really was. This kids clothes were ripped and torn. His face looked like he got into a fight with a giant and I could've sworn I seen a bone sticking out of his arm. Not positive about that though. Anyways. Long long story short. If I hadn't grabbed that little guy I don't think he would've lasted much longer in that pit. I think 4 people in total were trampled to death that night.

I have a problem... by muffinsHDin AskReddit

[–]1aeiouyy 0 points1 point ago

Chigga cha bow bow

I have a problem... by muffinsHDin AskReddit

[–]1aeiouyy 1 point2 points ago

Maybe he's pissed because he just found out his sister has been using his anal beads

What is your name of choice for your future children? by 1aeiouyyin AskReddit

[–]1aeiouyy[S] 1 point2 points ago

Im leaning more for Achilles as a middle name honestly. My last name is Eigenbrode which I didn't like so much growing up because nobody could pronounce it correctly (the E is silent) in any case over time I realized how unique and strong the name actually sounds. And wouldn't trade it for anything.

I'm Ali Larter. AMA by AliLarterin IAmA

[–]1aeiouyy 0 points1 point ago

I dig you in every role I've seen you take on. I hope this doesn't come out shitty, but do you feel as if you're type casted at times? Its seems the characters you portray have a unique flow to them that I could only picture you filling their shoes. Or are you so damned good you can bring that little bit of nastiness (that meant in a good way =p ) to any character and just pull it off. Also I used to be a maxim subscriber and ill have to admit that the shoot you did where you chose the colors and layout of the set was probably the classiest shoot I've ever seen. At any rate have you ever worked with Quentin Tarantino before? You seem like an actor that could fit into any of his casts. I think Uma Thurman was great in the kill bill movies, but I could totally picture you as the black mamba beating fools senseless.

What is your name of choice for your future children? by 1aeiouyyin AskReddit

[–]1aeiouyy[S] 0 points1 point ago

I appreciate all the input from everyone. I honestly didn't think it would be so difficult naming a child. Im 100% certain on Athena, but Im having second thoughts on Achilles. Some of you suggested it as a middle name and that is most likely going to be the case. That name would only fly if the kid turned out to be an amazing mma star or something, but seeing as im 6'4'' and the mother is 5'10'' and were both very athletic that might not be too far out of sight =p

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