Do you guys ever think of good names for weapons you don't use?

Benefactor03 · 3 months

"Never Go Full Zatoichi"

"The Three-Fifths Zatoichi"

turkeysnake · 3 months

Named my strange festive flamer "Unusual Festive Flamethrower" "Effect: Burning Flames"

Pontihog · 3 months

Dead Ringer:

Name: "Schrödinger's Spy" Disc: "Is he dead? Is he alive? No... He is right behind you."

Hawkeypoo · 3 months

I'm a terrible spy, but I've always wanted to name my knife "Sniper killer" and have the description "Qu'est-ce que c'est?"

Cocktorpedo · 3 months

Cloak and Do Nothing.

AGaryGazAppeared · 3 months

Named my Disciplinary action "The Fan Fiction Fueler." Desc: Some where on the internet...IT EXISTS!

Pyzlnar · 3 months

I've always wanted to desc my sydney sleeper: "If it hits you, you'll get pissed." but I rarely ever use it :T

tehInvader · 3 months

I just named my "Your Eternal Reward" to "You're Eternal Reward"

and i never use it YER

PocketEngi · 3 months

Mai Knaifu

_egru · 3 months

My jarate :)

HSpencer · 3 months

This one.

It's sad; perhaps one of my best names thus far, but it's on a weapon I don't use often outside of KOTH maps where Gunslinger spam gets bad.

This one too, I guess.

I hardly ever use anything but the stock loadout or Bargain + Stock, and even then, I hardly even play Sniper anymore.

Rehtori · 3 months

I always wanted to name my Jarate "Autoscramble Team Yellow" and desc "Nobody expects Team Yellow".

togashikokujin · 3 months

I named my YER "The Spy-nish Inquisition".

Because NOBODY expects the Spy-nish Inquisition.

Dr_Robotnik · 3 months

Here you go.

Sven2774 · 3 months

The Ambassador... actually has the perfect name:

Description should be: Perfect for Diplomatic Negotiations.

thestig9211 · 3 months

I want to name my enforcer either "The Skillforcer" "The Deathforcer" or "Oh God I'm So Sorry". I don't touch that weapon out of principle...also if I play spy it's invisiwatch all the way.

Irishtocrat · 3 months

Syringe Gun: "Involuntary Euthanasia"

misterducky · 3 months

Best one I ever saw was a strange Kunai named "You know, TF2 is free to uninstall as well." with the description "So why don't you go ahead and do that?"

kremliner · 3 months

Huntsman: "Zeno's Arrows"
Jarate: "Shower of Diogenes"
Kukri: "Occam's Razor"

Kiwi_X1 · 3 months

Confusion... Then laughter

myuu · 3 months

My bottle is named Plan C but I just use my frying pan to annoy people.

DMale · 3 months

Brass Beast - Goldie lookin chaingun

ReshiStenrah · 3 months

I renamed my half-zatoichi to "The Takeshi Kitano"

Tarnival · 3 months

Sarcastically named huntsman: "The Pro and Arrow"

VGPowerlord · 3 months

Yes... since my Spy items are largely named after James Bond references, and the Diamondback is the worst Spy revolver ever, I'd name it Diamonds Are Forever.

Futhermucker · 3 months

Widowmaker- L O D S of E M T A L

Description- "Wot's that spell? Loads a metal! Prob'ly"

fluffypenguin · 3 months

I suck at thinking up of names, so that is why I don't use name tags XD

Cupcaketf2 · 3 months

the Clacker

Crit-E-Bola

Last to Battle Beast

Darwin's Easy Stab

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