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My girlfriend's visiting the Vatican tomorrow, what should she do while she's there, and if she sees the pope? (self.shittyadvice)

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[–]GodShapedBullet 9 points10 points ago

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I hear he's single.

[–]Jigsus 4 points5 points ago

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Run up and scream jihad at one of those guys that wear clown uniforms. They carry Uzis that shoot candy!

[–]LevelFiveVegan 3 points4 points ago

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Wear a taller hat than the pope. Laugh and point at his tiny little pope hat.

Ask him why he shits in the woods.

[–]PopeJohnPaulII 5 points6 points ago

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Pay me a visit. I have candy.

[–]baxter45 2 points3 points ago

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And rigor mortis.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Threesome.

[–]sifumokungDoctorate of Wizardry Theory and Multi Level Marketing 2 points3 points ago

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Tell her to have an abortion in St. Peter's Basilica.

[–]enticing 1 point2 points ago

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Dress up as a young defenseless alter boy.

[–]Tinned_Tuna 1 point2 points ago

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Cause the pope to break his vow of celibacy. Abort the resulting foetus.

[–]kingsleygershon 0 points1 point ago

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Hitler salutes all over the place.

[–]godlikepiet 0 points1 point ago

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Threesome.

[–]srreality 0 points1 point ago

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1.Flash breasts. 2.Aquire absolution. 3 Profit?

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