"I know what you're thinking. Drunk lesbians. But trust me, that's not as hot as it sounds." [+106] (i.imgur.com)
submitted ago by ArchangelleDonatelloOF OUR LADY'S PIZZA
"YOU BE A MAN, CHASE AFTER HER, AND RAPE HER. NOW." [+76] (reddit.com)
submitted ago by o0Bex0oDildzkreig
On a post about a woman who had undergone serious lung surgery: "40 % lungs, 100% hot" [+90] "The best part is that the reduced lung capacity means she can't run from you." [+39] (reddit.com)
submitted ago by TensaiKashouFrustration Relieving Controlled Head Trauma Slab
"Honestly, I don't get why people freak out so much about sexist/racist/gay jokes... It's a god-damned joke!" [+169] (reddit.com)
submitted ago by SweaterSystemFailureThere is no dag but dag!
"Champions sexual and racial equality. Hates white men." [+526] (reddit.com)
submitted ago by EhsAreEhsNeed a new flair? Why not my penis?
"The mentally handicapped are better off dead." (self.ShitRedditSays)
submitted ago by ShankyJeet
"It's not like he was lying. 4chan and Reddit are some of the only places online that are almost safe havens for gays." [+6] (reddit.com)
submitted ago by Moist_PlinthThey call me Spermjacker.
"To females 'You want to get paid the same, you will work the same' I work with mainly girls(I am their superior) and I am surprised how often they will refuse(most likely just throw a big fit) a simple request because they are a girl." [+89] (reddit.com)
submitted ago by pink_freudian_slipGrand Master Feminazi
"Too bad shes gay, otherwise I'd say you should hit it." [+126] (reddit.com)
submitted ago by blueorpheusBIOTRUTHS
"The size of the black economy in Italy, Greece and Spain is huge." [+29] "Ah... that explains the upturn in watermelon futures" [+18] (reddit.com)
submitted ago by Moist_PlinthThey call me Spermjacker.
"Want to hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Never mind, I forgot it." [+18] (reddit.com)
submitted ago by blueorpheusBIOTRUTHS
"The problem isn't just that there really are people who fake illness, although it is of course true that it happens. Some for attention, others to go on disability and play the system set up for people who really need it, some because they begrudge their employer/coworkers." [+75|-5] (reddit.com)
submitted ago by doctorquimy reddit account regenerates every now and then
Redditors see a high school girl: "Wasn't sure if the chick at 0:21 was going to prom or the [porn] convention..." [+174] (reddit.com)
submitted ago by Moist_PlinthThey call me Spermjacker.
Part II of The Storage Unit Saga: "Hey, gurl, let's go back to my storage unit" [+44] "I swear I'm not going to murder you" [+35] (reddit.com)
submitted ago by Moist_PlinthThey call me Spermjacker.
"I think your teacher wants the dick." [+36] (reddit.com)
submitted ago by TakeshimoaFuck the Gender Police
"My girlfriend has never tried anal. She doesn't want to ask me for it, she's waiting for me to surprise her." [+47] (reddit.com)
submitted ago by i-just-cantLearn to throw your voice! Fool your friends! Fun at parties!
"WTF reddit? I expected to see the top comment stating not only who the blonde is but her real name, birthplace, social security number and how many anal scenes she's done." [+168] (reddit.com)
submitted ago by EhsAreEhsNeed a new flair? Why not my penis?
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