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SO Doesn't Clean Her Asshole >: (self.sex)

submitted ago by gotasexquestion34

And its kinda bothers me.
For example I LOVE 69, but her asshole stinks so I have to stop breathing and its pretty hard.
And in addition I generally see assholes of women as attractive, so its a turn off for me.

Her asshole is the only part in her body that isn't perfectly clean.

How can I make her clean her asshole when she showers?
I don't want to tell her that straightforward

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[–]VaginalKnives 23 points24 points ago

Have a shower together as part of foreplay and clean it for her.

[–]PowderedToasty 12 points13 points ago

I imagine that would be a lot weirder than just telling her.

[–]thekadar81 4 points5 points ago

Not as weird as you think. It can be pretty sexy washing your partner. Mix in some kissing and petting and it is great foreplay.

[–]JarateIsAPissJar 28 points29 points ago

Tell her straightforward.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Yep and say goodbye to a crappy sex life!

[–]SoCal310 7 points8 points ago

You've got two choices. Tell her or shower w/ her every time and scrub her up. End of story.

[–]AlwaysAlways 7 points8 points ago

I have the same problem with my boyfriend, blarg. The only difference being (hopefully), his crack is smelly and hairy! O_o

[–]gotasexquestion34[S] -3 points-2 points ago*

lol
But how do you get into a situation that your nose is close to his crack?

[–]AlwaysAlways 16 points17 points ago

Q: Why are balls like step-kids? A: If they don't belong to you, they often get ignored.

Gotta show the balls some love, and of course, think of 69 from a girl's perspective...well, a girl like me that deepthroats, lulz.

0_o

[–]riders_of_rohan 10 points11 points ago

The internet awards you with an imaginary golf clap.

[–]anxiouslyexcited66 0 points1 point ago

Agreed. And trimming is also a bonus. It's difficult to want to suck/lick something that resembles a rainforest.

[–]RedPens 11 points12 points ago

Bleh... That's just basic hygiene. I personally freak out if there's any smell in my lady parts. How people manage to neglect that just boggles my mind.

[–]gotasexquestion34[S] 2 points3 points ago

That a good question. Especially since her vagina is always super clean and smells really good.
I have no idea how come she doesn't pay any attention to her asshole too

[–]_smitten_kitten_ 11 points12 points ago

I doubt it's intentional, she probably just doesn't know. The wet wipes suggestion is a good one, that or a sexy shower. You might also whisper something while you're helping her scrub, some positive reinforcement about how sexy you find a nice clean ass or whatever.

[–]etxeberria 5 points6 points ago

Any smell? Some form of smell is normal there.

[–]RedPens -3 points-2 points ago

I usually smell like nothing, so when I do have a smell, it grosses me out.

[–]etxeberria 5 points6 points ago

Even if it's not an obviously-bad smell?

[–]RedPens -2 points-1 points ago

Totes.

[–]vajorie 3 points4 points ago

any smell in my lady parts

There are folk out there who like the smells (both their own and / or their partner's)....

(PS to op: tell her like you did to us with much less harshness --ie omit the part about not breathing and just say something like "makes me a bit uncomfortable" or something)

[–]Mamamama123 2 points3 points ago

Just reframe it and tell her that there's no bigger turn on for you than a nice squeaky clean butthole.

[–]gotasexquestion34[S] 2 points3 points ago

To clean it for her when we shower is actually a good idea. Maybe she will get it after a few times.
Thanks

[–]fluffytufts 13 points14 points ago

Start buying a lot of those flushable wet-wipes (usually found either next to the regular toilet paper or in the baby/diaper aisle). Tell her how awesome they are for getting the butt really clean that regular TP-wiping doesn't get.

[–]Rippersnapper 4 points5 points ago

Really, everyone should wetwipe/wash or bidet after shitting. With toilet paper you're still leaving a thin film of shit on your ass until you shower again (hopefully daily).

[–]ssnakeggirl 2 points3 points ago

This kinda depends on how firm your shit is... but wetwipes are still a very good idea.

[–]unrachel 0 points1 point ago

No its not, its being passive aggressive. :/ Doing it once and telling her how hot it is would be fine, doing it a few times in the hopes that she gets it and she's going to start to wonder and be much more insecure than if you'd just have said it in the first place.

[–]gotasexquestion34[S] 0 points1 point ago

You have a point.
But it will be kinda weird to tell her all of a sudden, "Hi can you clean your asshole before sex?"

[–]unrachel 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, you're going to have to use a little more tact than that. You know her best so only you can know the best way to approach it, but perhaps just mentioning that there was an odor once will make her more self conscious of it?

[–]gotasexquestion34[S] 0 points1 point ago

I think i will tell her that she has a faint smell coming from there, and suggest to her to give her ass a bit more attention when showering..

[–]unrachel 1 point2 points ago

Yeah. In the short term she'll probably be embarrassed and offended, but in the long term I think its the best solution.

[–]weareallfromearth 0 points1 point ago

You know, I bet it won't be as weird as you think.

[–]etxeberria 0 points1 point ago

Take a sexy shower beforehand and wash her.

[–]A_for_Anonymous 0 points1 point ago

Tell her to clean it when showering, and also to use the bidet after number two.

[–]anonfunction 2 points3 points ago

Not everyone has a bidet

[–]VEN0MXVI 0 points1 point ago

Haha XD This is pretty funny :D hahaha Just "telling her straight foreword" can prove to be incredibly difficult. But, cleanliness is extremely important of course, so you're gonna have to do it. It would literally take 3 seconds in the shower for her.

[–]Rayers10 0 points1 point ago

Lol funny. Very funny.

[–]muchachomalo 0 points1 point ago

show her this

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

If you love her, tell her. She'll be glad you did.

[–]TheMasque -1 points0 points ago

MDMA. The truth always comes out on MDMA.

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