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[–]redditacct 40 points41 points ago

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I have bad news - you are actually a dairy cow.

[–]moriquendo 2 points3 points ago

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Or a sperm bank.

[–]midnightmoonbeam 1 point2 points ago

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He should milk it while he can.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Do ants ever come out?

[–]violentacrez 5 points6 points ago

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I'm guessing you're still young. I was that way 25 years ago. I'm lucky if I can crank one out more than 5-6 times a day now...

[–]jmcdermott 4 points5 points ago

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Please attach pic of balls.

[–]johnjr[S] 10 points11 points ago

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If I am busy and focusing on something else I have no problem not masturbating. However, if I'm home and have the time I can cum many many times a day if I want to. During sex I can usually cum multiple times but not as many as when masturbating.

Anyone this way? Anyone heard of this before? Is it just extra hormones or what?

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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Im a chick and I masturbate furiously for hours on end daily. I love sex too I'd have sex all the fucking time if I could. I can masturbate for an hour straight and make myself cum once a minute for that entire hour. I dunno whats wrong with me either. But, we should hook up!

[–]Apie 9 points10 points ago

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Im so happy for both of you :)

[–]johnjr[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Well if it's any condolences I've met chicks that can cum a lot but not quite up to what you're talking about. I've only read about women like you before. I guess we're just a couple of freaks. ;)

[–]sensical 11 points12 points ago

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Dude, you just wussed out big time.

[–]johnjr[S] 0 points1 point ago

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What do you mean?

[–]redditacct 4 points5 points ago

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Her: "But, we should hook up!" <-- Rare internet event here (more rare with a chick who can go like a rabbit).
You: "I guess we're just a couple of freaks." <--- Mistake here.

[–]reph 2 points3 points ago

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Wish you were around when I was in high school.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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inb4 fbi

[–]OsakaWilson -2 points-1 points ago

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Sorry, Johnjr, you lose.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Wow.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago*

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A minority of can have multiple orgasms. I read an article that attributed it to a difference in hormones (and noted a drug you can use to become multiply-orgasmic) but I can't find it again. edit: yes i can Supposedly it can also be accomplished through training.

Don't worry about it. Consider yourself luckier than the rest of us.

[–]johnjr[S] -1 points0 points ago

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If you have a chance to find out what that article is that'd be awesome to read. I can't find anything about what might be the hormonal differences in my makeup.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jizzonhertits 9 points10 points ago

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have you checked yourself for a vagina? sometimes that's the cause

[–]johnjr[S] 5 points6 points ago

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haha... ;)

[–]redditacct 7 points8 points ago

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Seriously though, most guys - one spray from the fire hose and in a coma for 6 hours.

[–]johnjr[S] 1 point2 points ago*

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See I always hear this and I've heard from friends they can only go one time... but because I can cum so many times I always thought this was just more of a joke and it is still hard for me to understand other guys are not the same way as me but I'm starting to. So I'm curious what the heck it means...

[–]linkedlist 4 points5 points ago*

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it means you come a lot, that is all.

you could use it to get into the porn biz or to seduce women if you like.

[–]johnjr[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Haha... I've thought about porn but not too interested and definitely I use it to seduce women. ;) I'm more just interested in 'what the hell is wrong with me?' as I've never met any other guy like me.

[–]otakucode 4 points5 points ago

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I definitely don't think you should think of it as something "wrong" with you. That implies a negative connotation.

The truth is, you are the next stage in human evolution. The move by society since the Victorian era to attempt to destroy human sexuality and erase it from our culture has impacted our epigenetics. Nature is firing back and will be re-asserting the importance of sex as a central facet of human life.

[–]linkedlist 2 points3 points ago

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Last time I checked there was a lot of sex flying around, I really doubt this has anything to do with the victorian era or anything.

[–]topsul 2 points3 points ago

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It is a wonderful thing. I dated a guy like that for a while. You're not alone.

[–]dylanthomas 1 point2 points ago

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i can come 20-30 times a day, though only when orgasming without ejaculating. when you don't ejaculate there is no prolactin response so you keep it right up.

mostly i get satisfied/bored after coming 10 times per session of 10-15 minutes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Sir, you need to spread this trait to the rest of the gene pool.

Do your part.

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[–]otakucode 2 points3 points ago

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and help you manage your life so masturbation doesn't detract from partaking in more important activities and behaviour

You seem to be under the very incorrect impression that masturbation is not important. It is. Abstinence is unhealthy and leads to an increased risk of prostate and other cancers.

Sex is what we're made for. It is the most quintessentially human endeavor one can partake in, and to suggest anything else is more important is a grand claim that requires grand evidence.

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[–]otakucode 0 points1 point ago

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But over 20 times a day is unhealthy.

What do you base that idea on?

[–]johnjr[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for the thought but I don't have a problem with masturbation. It doesn't replace other things in my life and I would never stay inside to masturbate rather then go experience life and I never dream longingly about running home to masturbate. I can just do it a lot! :)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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More important: How long can you last? Because it's not a big accomplishment if can come 20 times during sex, if those 20 times all happen in the first 3 minutes of it.

[–]johnjr[S] 5 points6 points ago*

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I can last a long time. I can control it pretty good and can last more than an hour or 10 minutes depending on how I feel.

[–]pHreaksYcle 2 points3 points ago

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God damn you :)

[–]moriquendo 2 points3 points ago

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Nothing's up with you. Well, nothing except your penis.
Now stop worrying and enjoy.

[–]skagvark 2 points3 points ago*

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Maybe: http://www.nature.com/ijir/journal/v14/n2/full/3900823a.html

[edit for tl;dr: low prolactin after orgasm can cause short / no refractory period for guys]

[–]johnjr[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Wow! Thank you so much! That's exactly what I was looking for. The guy in the study sounds exactly like me! It's so great to know there's someone else out there like me. Finally! :D Thanks a lot!

[–]CUNexTuesday 0 points1 point ago

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wow, we need a war on prolactin!

[–]Leprecon 2 points3 points ago

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You are the chosen one.

[–]dhusk 3 points4 points ago

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Apparently your mutant powers manifested at adolesence.

[–]neoform3 4 points5 points ago

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FREAK!

KILL HIM WITH FIRE!

[–]ILikeMeat 1 point2 points ago*

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Really now, can't we rise to the level where we expel such petty jealousy from our discourse?

[–]Je12u 0 points1 point ago*

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...says ILikeMeat.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The guy I'm currently sleeping with orgasms WAY more than I ever thought possible. We had sex eight times in one night, and twice the next morning. He had an orgasm every time. And every time he finished, 10-15 minutes later he was back at it. I was shocked and amazed.

I don't think anything is wrong with you at all. Enjoy it!

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[–]futatorius 0 points1 point ago*

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Naw, even us geezers can do three a day. I'm in my 50's. There's always been plenty of lead in my pencil but not as much as you claim you can manage. Maybe 8 a day at peak in early to mid 20s.

Your condition is nothing to worry about, that's for sure, but you might consider purchasing a blue stone to ward off the evil eye.

[–]deusdiabolus 0 points1 point ago

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Consider sigil magick. It sounds as if you have a lot of energy that could be directed to work for you...

[–]glorax 1 point2 points ago

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awesome, read this awhile back. Tried it once, seemed to work, but I am now paranoid of evil spirits manipulating me.

[–]K-Moose 0 points1 point ago

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you are just a guy who had it coming.

[–]jackfreeman -1 points0 points ago

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Go to your parent's house. Hug them both, really hard. Say thank you. A lot.