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[–]mct1 560 points561 points ago

Reddit AMA's -- Amuse us or we'll accuse you of rape.

[–]jakesalive 190 points191 points ago

Reddit's position on the matter.

[–]Torvaldr 12 points13 points ago

let the games... begin!

[–]rytro1 18 points19 points ago

May the odds be ever in your favour!

[–]donna_hayward 6 points7 points ago

manservant! the chocolate icing!

[–]sirralen 5 points6 points ago

His name is Jambi.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

yet dictate moral reposnsibility in every other thread ಠ_ಠ

[–]stil10 64 points65 points ago

"Trying to promote his movie on Reddit? Man, that guy is such a rapist!"

[–]vrilro 18 points19 points ago

hell hath no fury like a neckbeard scorned.

[–]FFUUUUU 92 points93 points ago

Let's not go off topic, let's talk about Rampart.

[–]brelarow 14 points15 points ago

I'd really like to hear what it was like to work with Oren.

[–]blackmang 14 points15 points ago

He is a great guy. Rampart really took over my life for a while.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

All day yesterday.

[–]Sequoioideae 10 points11 points ago

Rampart is a movie about woody being accused of rape, how can it be that it seems like no one gets the joke?!?!

[–]brianbrianbrian 6 points7 points ago

moar like Rapeart, amirite?

[–]ReesesPoofs 61 points62 points ago

This is such a 4chan moment for reddit it's almost eerie to me. I imagined people in that thread shouting "WE ARE REDDIT. WE ARE LEGION. CROSS US AND WE WILL DESTROY YOU.". Not that I really mind, I thought the whole ordeal was hilarious, and some of the best internet drama to come about in forever. It just makes me feel like I'm 13 years old again dressing up as a nigra in Habbo Hotel and making swastikas in front of the pool.

[–]smacksaw 8 points9 points ago

Woody Harrelson should do some PR over at /b/

[–]ReesesPoofs 3 points4 points ago

What's funny is when deadmau5 did an AMA in /mu/ it was also a huge disaster.

[–]xebo 15 points16 points ago

I just woke up, so there's a chance my brain isn't wired to read comments yet, but after "13 years old" things got really weird...

[–]carmenqueasy 12 points13 points ago

[–]SystemOutPrintln 5 points6 points ago

Oh my those videos at the bottom of the page of news reports...

My favorite is in the last one when they called them hackers for creating accounts to block the pools.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

The media needs to understand what 3 things actually are.

  1. Anonymous. Not just a bunch of rogue, mischievous hackers who wreak havoc for a cheap laugh.

  2. Hackers. Breaking out as much as breaking in, if not more. Not necessarily stealing data, not necessarily accessing data. Spreading awareness.

  3. DDOS. Not a hack.

I rest my case.

[–]mojokabobo 2 points3 points ago

omfg, I lost it in the second video when someone went and put the pool's open sign up.

[–]ReesesPoofs 1 point2 points ago

That's the internet for ya.

[–]mct1 2 points3 points ago

Thread's closed (has AIDS).

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Are you saying that since I'm 14 I should do that?

[–]RedWave 6 points7 points ago

NOT RAPE, did you even read this thread?

[–]mct1 5 points6 points ago

HYPERBOLE, MOTHERFUCKER -- DO YOU SPEAK IT?

[–]mariod505 6 points7 points ago

We'll need an AMA from the alleged girl to verify...

[–]diytripper 4 points5 points ago

Who knows, maybe she raped him!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Conspiracy Keanu time!

[–]mct1 0 points1 point ago

That hasn't really stopped anybody...

[–]misnamed 10 points11 points ago

AMA also stands for Amuse Me, Asshole

[–]NinjaDeepspaceSquad 9 points10 points ago

Not to be confused with abbreviation for Amuse My Asshole

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

/b/

[–]Digitel 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to the internet you must be new.jpg

[–]nitrosGG 0 points1 point ago

Woody Harrelson's AMA -- Rampart

[–]dicknoseddolphin 1 point2 points ago

This is why everyone needs a rape whistle.

[–]boxcarcar 213 points214 points ago*

Anyone who is saying that falls into one or more of the following categories:
1. Didn't actually read the post
2. Trolling
3. Retarded

Glad we had to make a whole thread about this.

[–]polarbear_15 92 points93 points ago

Welcome to reddit.

[–]petrok 19 points20 points ago*

Reddit didn't used to be like this. It was once thoughtful. People used to reply with formatted text, links and thoughtfulness. Reddiquette was the law of the land, and no one ever acted like a grammar nazi, and there was never a beginning to the eternal September, and people didn't downvote comments that were well-reasoned if they contained an opinion they disagreed with.

EDIT: One thing that hasn't changed for sure is the consistent inability of Redditors to pick up on irony.

[–]OverlordXenu 24 points25 points ago

4 years ago the quality was marginally better. Marginally. Rose tinted glasses, my friend. Rose tinted….

[–]bullhead2007 15 points16 points ago

There was still bullshit, but the bullshit was usually downvoted unless it was a pun. You could sort by best and get an actual thoughtful post at the top, rather than what ever people thought was funny. It wasn't perfect, but it was at least interesting.

Also the major reddits weren't overrun by imgur links and rage comics.

[–]stopmotionporn 5 points6 points ago

Pretty sure sorting by best didn't exist 4 years ago.

[–]bullhead2007 2 points3 points ago

That's a good point. Subreddits didn't either. I think by default it would sort by most upvoted though. I just remember that a few years ago the most upvoted comments were usually interesting conversations rather than memes and circlejerks. Except for the occasional pun thread.

[–]Sneakas 2 points3 points ago

Imgur didn't exist either

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

There is more to the interwebs... Than imgur? Since when?

Ninja Edit: please master, educate me. Provide me links to the OC beyond.

[–]fingerfunk 2 points3 points ago

Agreed and why I so adore /truereddit and hacker news. (news.ycombinator.com). Both feel a lot like reddit used to be imho.

[–]RedditHasBeenCoopted 8 points9 points ago

In addition to the comment quality, post quality in general and the front default page specifically were far for interesting and thoughtful.

Man, I wonder what happened...

shifty eyes

[–]petrok 1 point2 points ago

Sarcasm is almost always ironic, base as it might be.

I should also note that Redditors didn't used to be so damn pedantic.

[–]AkuTaco 12 points13 points ago

Were there unicorns too?

[–]Nagorb 9 points10 points ago

^ Point proven.

[–]AkuTaco 0 points1 point ago

What makes you think I didn't pick up on it?

What if I just like asking about unicorns in very obvious fantasy lands?

[–]MagicUpvotingUnicorn 0 points1 point ago

There's always been unicorns.

[–]darkhunt3r 2 points3 points ago

ah yeah. nostalgia glasses make the past look WAY better than it was.

[–]usergeneration 2 points3 points ago

http://news.ycombinator.com somewhat resembles old reddit.

[–]morpheousmarty 0 points1 point ago

If only you had misused irony, the nazi's would have gone wild and how ironic would that be?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

*Humanity.

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[–]mtux96 3 points4 points ago

First time I saw it was on r/mensrights when someone tried bringing it up as a rape accusation. It was shot down there as well as it wasn't a rape allegation to begin with but just a more likely consensual sex situation where Woody left a sour taste in someones mouth.

[–]itsableeder 4 points5 points ago

a more likely consensual sex situation where Woody left a sour taste in someones mouth.

I see what you did there.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I thought it tasted more like stale pool water? I guess I'm not bicurious enough. Damn shame.

[–]DJwalrus 2 points3 points ago

the dreaded 3-2 combo aka The Retarded Troll

[–]WoodyHarrelsonRapist 4 points5 points ago

Well so much for this novelty account.

[–]Uncoolio 3 points4 points ago

I have to wonder if the OP realizes that the only thing this thread accomplished was causing thousands more to associate Harrelson's name with the word "rape."

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I support Harrelson and will watch his movie. I hope they fire his bad PR guy

[–]inkonpaperhero -2 points-1 points ago

I think he just wants everyone to know that it's wrong to say that

WOODY HARRELSON RAPED A GIRL ON HER PROM NIGHT.

[–]iwashere33 4 points5 points ago

good try, mister fox news man.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

  1. Circlejerking for karma.

[–]jooes 148 points149 points ago

Do you not understand how damaging false rape accusations are?

The funny thing is, people here get all pissy when a normal guy is wrongfully accused of rape by some random girl for all the reasons you mention... Yet, here they are doing the exact same thing...

[–]toadwarrior[!] 86 points87 points ago

Reddit is not as intelligent as it likes to think. Most of it's members are more "Michelle Bachmann" than "Eisenhower".

[–]exxocet 5 points6 points ago

It's a big place and different topics will attract commentators of different intelligence. Sometimes whole threads of just idiots because none of the smarties would bother with such nonsense.

[–]fuck_this_gay_earth 29 points30 points ago

If we upvote this comment that means we're part of the "in" crowd, right? I'm one of the smart ones, right? RIGHT!?

[–]AnalogDan 15 points16 points ago

Smartest guy on this gay earth.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Ahmedinajad believes there to be nothing gay alive on his earth.

[–]drunk_otter 1 point2 points ago

I'd be offended by that if he weren't just so damned sexy.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

The weird thing is that he never was accused of rape. He was accused of being accused of rape.

[–]FuckingOnMDMA 7 points8 points ago

He's definitely guilty of being accused of rape.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I'm accusing him of being accused of being accused of being accused of rape

[–]argv_minus_one 2 points3 points ago

A C C U S A T I O N

[–]argv_minus_one 4 points5 points ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like accusations…

[–]theghostofme 17 points18 points ago

People are surprised by the hive mind's hypocrisy?

[–]Theon 51 points52 points ago*

People are bitter because of the AMA, and what they're doing now is just pure malice, simple as that.

[–]fecalmatter 117 points118 points ago

It's all a huge circlejerk. The bandwagon has rolled down too far and they can't get back up again. We're the lizards on the side of the desert road, knowing how far they have gone.

[–]GordieLaChance 15 points16 points ago*

Misty-eyed basement Knights

Ponder the lives they could have led

Had fate not chosen them to battle on the front lines

Of a cold, digital world.

Muffled sounds from the world above

Is the postal agent visiting mother again?

There is no time to investigate.

A balding squire has offended the honor of a princess fair.

WHITE KNIGHTS ASSEMBLE!!!

Our vengeance shall be colder

Than the dew of the mountains running through our frosty veins.

[–]toadwarrior[!] 6 points7 points ago

The act of even having sex with a supposed girl on her prom night probably isn't real. Some douche makes the story in the Iama and everyone takes it as fact.

Reddit is no better than the tea party.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

It doesn't matter if he did that. Assuming the rumor is true, He hurt one girl's feelings, it's not like he raped her. I really want to give the poor guy a break. I'm def going to see his movie. Seriously, take a good look at /r/circlejerk. Whatever they say is how reddit looks I the outside world.

[–]misnamed 1 point2 points ago

Bandwagons of lizards circlejerking. Mental image: check.

[–]KazamaSmokers 1 point2 points ago

HST? Is that you?

[–]Augustus_Trollus_III 1 point2 points ago

When I'm a future Celeb trying to get cheap publicity for my new B-list movie, I'll be sure to come to IAMA so I can get a bunch of 18 year olds to call me a pedo/rapist/homophobe. This Woody incident was a great incentive.

I'm sure IAMA will be wildly exciting once again, with the hordes of ama's from manic depressives, investment bankers 16 year old's , and that fucking loser Adrian Chen.

[–]Books_4_LYFE 74 points75 points ago

It's the internet. The higher the population, the lower the intelligence level. It's well known.

[–]RepeatsDumbPhrases 11 points12 points ago

It is known.

[–]RepeatsPhrasesWrong -2 points-1 points ago

It is noun.

[–]boxcarcar 37 points38 points ago

The novelty account market is really over-saturated these days.

[–]Wanhope 21 points22 points ago

In all likelihood they are the same person.

[–]mypoorbrain 2 points3 points ago

BRAWNDO! IT'S WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!

[–]jediherc 27 points28 points ago

I love how reddit demand sources, citations, evidence, proof and verification for every fucking claim in the world, but some random dude claims Woody Harrelson crashed their party and fucked some chick, and no one stops for one minute to think this guy might be full of shit.

[–]Timid_Pimp 14 points15 points ago*

The OP prefaced the story by swearing it really happened and was true, what more do you want?

[–]Crepebitches 6 points7 points ago

Well if we had Neil Patrick Harris tipping his drink and saying true story...

[–]hereshowitis 2 points3 points ago

He also later illustrated it with a variety of stock gifs; if that's not irrefutable citation, I don't know what is.

[–]calantorntain 40 points41 points ago

This is reddit. False rape charges are atrocious and unacceptable and should be punishable by death when women make them.

When reddit makes them, it's for the lolz. It's not like this is the first time

[–]ReesesPoofs 8 points9 points ago

Reddit raped me, I promise it's true. I'll even include a bunch of links to .gifs showing just how the situation played out if you don't believe me.

[–]Black_Apalachi 32 points33 points ago

Yeah this was annoying me too. I bet they're the same people who complain about sensationalist and misleading headlines in the media.

[–]Justintime233 0 points1 point ago

Are you saying Dingo's don't really eat babies?

[–]so_hologramic 4 points5 points ago

I have a hard time believing the OP's story. First of all, in high school there is SO much gossip, much of it untrue. That OP "ran in the same circle" as this Roseanne girl doesn't convince me that the story is true. A much more likely scenario is that she made it up to get attention, or someone else made it up because they didn't like her.

Second, if it happened 13 to 20 years ago (give or take) WH would have been 30-40 years old. Dude, I'm sure your prom was awesome but I'm not sure an adult would agree. Then there's the smarmy tone of the post and the stupid and excessive imgur links. I'm simply not buying the story and I think OP's an asshole for posting it.

[–]iamwoodyharrellson 1 point2 points ago

OP said he was at the party and saw Woody. My guess is that if it happened, it happened in 1985 and Woody was doing some "research" for his role as a high school football player in Wildcats.

[–]niton 10 points11 points ago

Thank you. That was a terrifically embarrassing incident and one that will probably lead to less celebrities doing AMAs in the future. Nice job Reddit.

The worst part is that folks kept accusing him of touting his movie when around 2 out of 15 responses were about Rampart.

[–]neverender 12 points13 points ago

reddit is nothing more than a message board now.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

What was it before?

[–]Sierus 9 points10 points ago

A nostalgic memory of it being better.

[–]cakeforall 1 point2 points ago

Diggslayer.

[–]Iforgotmyother_name 6 points7 points ago

I'm glad somebody said it and made it to frontpage. I think this was a case of fighting circle-jerking with more circle-jerking.

[–]JRutterbush 2 points3 points ago

(reasonably assumed to be 18, prom is at the end of senior year)

It can just as reasonably be assumed that she was not, in fact, 18... since she could have been anywhere from 17 to 19 at the time, or even younger if she was advanced. I wouldn't be one to go accusing anybody of anything at this point, but that specific statement means just about nothing in this discussion.

[–]VVaffles 1 point2 points ago

This entire thread is ridiculous because you only need proof of age for statutory rape. Even if he didn't know her age or lied it still wouldn't make a difference. The fact that the person who started the thread brings up consent and bolds it is laughable. It's a legitimate question whether he raped her because she was too young to consent.

[–]abowden 1 point2 points ago

The most important fact is that there is no evidence to support the accusation. It is a rumor with the potential to destroy a man's life, and so it should not be spread. The problem is that the people pointing this out feel the need to follow it up with "besides, she was probably almost 18, and statutory rape isn't real rape anyway." This belief is misguided and appallingly prevalent on Reddit. A 30-year-old having sex with a drunk 17-year-old constitutes rape. It's not just a violation of some arbitrary law. It's morally reprehensible.

[–]StutteringStanley 31 points32 points ago*

Douchebag Reddit. Sucks Tim & Eric's cock while they promote their movie. Shits on Woody Harrelson for promoting his movie.

edit: My point is this: Harrelson's AMA may not have been that great, but he took time out of his schedule to answer some questions. The subject matter may not have interested reddit, so what? Making it personal and attacking his character because you didn't get what you want is beyond childish, and it sets a bad precedent for future celebrity AMAs. Who would want to waste their time interacting with spoiled brats who cry foul whenever they don't get their way?

[–]Mirrormn 32 points33 points ago

To be fair; I read a reasonable amount of the Tim & Eric AMA, and I'm just now, from your comment, learning that they have a movie coming out soon. Even if they came to reddit for the purpose of self-promotion, they actually engaged their audience and answered a lot of unrelated and interesting questions.

[–]Kinseyincanada 4 points5 points ago

"Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie is now available On Deman and on iTunes... IN THEATERS MARCH 2nd"

This was in the description of the AMA, just so you know.

[–]MrTacoMan 1 point2 points ago

To be fair; I read a reasonable amount of the Tim & Eric AMA, and I'm just now, from your comment, learning that they have a movie coming out soon.>

Then you suck at reading

[–]Aikidi 14 points15 points ago

I mean, the issue with Woody's was he didn't really answer questions that didn't directly pertain to his movie, as where Tim and Eric talked about a ton of things.

[–]Snargs 10 points11 points ago

Did you read the Harrelson AMA at all? 15 responses, 2 were directly about his movie. http://www.reddit.com/user/iamwoodyharrelson The T&E AMA wasn't much better.

[–]Aikidi 6 points7 points ago

The T&E had a ton of stuff about the show, guests they had brought on their show, their creative proces, their favorite clips, the forseeable future. They talked about their opinions on piracy, all sorts of stuff. Long and thoughtful answers too.

[–]Panzerschreckk 1 point2 points ago*

[redacted] sorry, replied to wrong comment,something wrong with delete comment button

[–]mikerman 4 points5 points ago

I actually did not realize this, possibly because all his responses were downvoted. This has been a train wreck for both sides. I wonder if the top rated comment guy's story was never posted, then a completely different tone might have been set, and the AMA would have been successful. Now we'll never know.

[–]toadwarrior[!] 2 points3 points ago

Everyone is free to answer the questions they want to answer. People exercising that freedom is not a reason to go off and act like a spastic cock.

[–]Panzerschreckk 4 points5 points ago

Look most of the things Harrelson replied sounded half-assed and condesending. Did he care about talking to fans and answering questions? No. Did he decide to use reddit as a cheap way to get free publicity? Yes.

I know other people, like Louis CK did that, but he answered the other questions that weren't related to the video he was promoting.

Also, there is no reason for us to dislike Harrelson. None of us had anything against him before the IAmA. In fact some of us were fans and, frankly, we feel used.

[–]toadwarrior[!] 5 points6 points ago

I went back and read all his replies. Feel free to do so yourself and look at them in context.

http://www.reddit.com/user/iamwoodyharrelson

Were some of his answers weird? Of course. But of those that we they sound more like some poor understanding or mistake rather than being half-assed.

For example:

Well I usually wouldn't say fun...intense, challenging, engaging, yeah.

Sounds like it was meant for another question rather than his PR guy just banging anything in as a reply. Does that really justify crucifying the guy?

He (or I should actually say they) did answer the question about the prom thing. They said it was false. There is nothing to say it is true.

If I say I fingered Michelle Obama, make up elaborate story and then end it with "/not kidding", that doesn't make it true.

If you look at how people responded in the comments and then look at all the other submissions that followed in other sub-reddits, you'd expect that he acted like a complete dick. He did not.

It could have been better but believe it or not, the internet is still new to some people especially the idea of doing something like an AMA. Reacting like he's touched a child just because clearly he and his PR person are the most savvy people with this sort of thing is embarrassing, imo.

If people had complaints about his responses but reacted like "I appreciate you taking your time out for doing this but I think answers are lacking / a bit poor/ etc" then maybe they would stayed around and tried to improve or at the very least people would get respect for respectfully disagreeing with how they did it.

Instead it turned into something that would belong on Fox news or TMZ.

[–]Lick_Rimmington 11 points12 points ago

Who the fuck are Tim and Eric and why am I being accused of cocksuckage?

ಠ_ಠ

I demand satisfaction!

[–]disposable_head 2 points3 points ago

I think Reddit is trying to send a message that it does not tolerate advertising, but after all the drama which followed, I think the message that will be recieved is that it's not worth the risk of doing a celebrity ama,

[–]AnalogDan -1 points0 points ago

Who would want to waste their time interacting with spoiled brats who cry foul whenever they don't get their way?

Honestly, after this whole debacle, we'll be lucky to get any good celebrity AMAs.

[–]ShitTheBedWinAPrize 10 points11 points ago

It's kinda amusing that ama is fillled day in and day out with requests for random and obscure celebrities to do an ama since "they have a twitter they must know how to internet derp derp!", and when ama gets an actual celeb to show up they shit all over them.

[–]too_long_didnt_read 5 points6 points ago*

This couldn't be more wrong. Quite a few celebrities have done AMA's and it's been great. Ali Larter did one a few days ago without any issues.

What was objectionable about Woody Harrelson was that he announced 15mins of his time to answer questions about his new movie only, posted about 10 vague and vapid responses to questions no-one asked, and then disappeared after saying his time was precious and expected everyone to fap over the fact he honoured us with a visit.

It was a really cuntish thing to do and he was rightly nailed for it. Popularising the idea that he was accused of raping someone however is equally cuntish.

[–]colemk 2 points3 points ago

if the top question on Ali Largers AMA was about her fucking some guy at prom, I bet there wouldnt be too many great responses from her.

[–]herpes_monkey 2 points3 points ago

He disappeared after four answers. The other answers were made after an hour or so, after the negative backlash had begun.

[–]HobKing 2 points3 points ago

But you're leaving out the actual reason everyone shit on him. Are you serious?

Do you always block out the most important parts of a story when forming your opinions?

[–]LibertariansLOL 9 points10 points ago

He didn't answer every insipid question about how much pot he has smoked so now he's a rapist.

[–]CasualPenguin 0 points1 point ago

This is why we can't have nice things.

Definitely think celebs will be lining up to do amas if they hear about this (which I assume someone will be googling reddit ama for them and tell them about this)

[–]Argle 2 points3 points ago

This isn't the first time Woody's good name has been Munsoned.

[–]dorke 1 point2 points ago

Woody Harrelson raped someone? This is the first I am hearing about that.

[–]IMGONNAFUCKYOURMOUTH 1 point2 points ago

Anyone can accuse anyone of anything, what's different about this? Has he suddenly been arrested, has a victim came forward and pressed charges? No, it's just some goofs on the internet saying "LOL RAPE LOL!"

[–]Atheistus 0 points1 point ago

nice try, woody.

[–]markio 1 point2 points ago

I think it was just a funny punch-line

[–]cartooncorpse 1 point2 points ago

If you want to crucify Woody, do it because he's a parasite. Don't make up criminal charges that "violate" your "moral" dignity.

He's a parasite, that's absolute, he's just like Tom Cruise, and the ONLY reason he's successful is because of STUPID people like you.

After the collapse, it will be interesting to see how far they can get banking on their "stardom" (which is meaningless).

Believe me, there are PLENTY of people who will bash that type of folks' (useless/parasite) head in for cause.

[–]Lovebeard 1 point2 points ago

How do I choose between which baseless accusation I want to believe!?

[–]grow_a_pear 2 points3 points ago

I was 17 at prom...

[–]SnatchlatchMcpissfap 0 points1 point ago

If a prom is in May, isn't over half the class 17?

[–]Forkler 1 point2 points ago

They'll raise their fists and pitchforks shouting all hell when law enforcement, politicians or corporations do things like this, but perfectly alright for them. All hail hypocrisy!

[–]braid 2 points3 points ago

This community has really gone to shit.

[–]RepeatsPhrasesWrong 8 points9 points ago

Welcome to the Age of Deception, where gossip and half-truths can spread faster than any effort to counter them thanks to the internet. Before, people flocked to encyclopedias and other reputable sources to settle disputes. Now, people just accept what they read on facebook/4chan/memes without question.

[–]respjrat 8 points9 points ago

Before, people flocked to encyclopedias and other reputable sources to settle disputes.

do you really believe this sentence?

[–]toadwarrior[!] 4 points5 points ago

Whole event was embarrassing. Reddit is definitely going down the tubes though I'm sure there are a group of 13 year olds who think they're so bad ass now. Even though I'm sure Woody isn't even thinking about it and instead is sitting on his pile of money fucking women that those kids will never obtain which does of course mean he could be fucking any woman.

[–]steve-d 10 points11 points ago

It's not even just the 13 year olds. The most disappointing realization I've had in life is that many adults don't grow up, and still act or fight like children.

[–]Miley_Cyrax 6 points7 points ago

Male Redditors are jealous that he got to take a high school girl's virginity; female Redditors are outraged that a naive girl got pump and dumped.

Who cares about fairness and actual definitions of rape when you have.... feelings?

[–]goshawktopus[S] 26 points27 points ago

I'm female and I don't care a lick about the story because there's no evidence it fucking happened. And regardless of whether it did, he still didn't rape anyone because it was consensual! How is this very important distinction lost on so many goddamn people?

[–]Miley_Cyrax 4 points5 points ago

We are in agreement. I was mocking the motivation behind a lot of Redditors accusing him of rape.

[–]thefourthhouse 3 points4 points ago

They're angry at a rich and famous celebrity for not knowing how to properly do an AmA. It's shit like this that makes me disgusted at the community, and want to delete my account and leave.

[–]Callumlfc69 5 points6 points ago

Then do it.

[–]KazamaSmokers 4 points5 points ago

THERE IS NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR THAT WOODY HARRELSON CUT UP A HOOKER.

[–]GodzillaRobot 2 points3 points ago

It's true. What he did (or was accused of doing) was crappy and he clearly doesn't understand anything about Reddit, but accusations of rape are much worse than any of that.

[–]Mongolor 0 points1 point ago

An anyone considered that this AndyRoony guy could be someone with a psychotic or obsessive fixation on Woody Harrelson?

No evidence was provided, and the person egged the crowd on with his meme based illustrated reenactment.

No offence Reddit, but you put funny pictures in front of your collective face, and you all drool like Pavlov's puppies.

http://i.imgur.com/WWzcQ.jpg

What was this guy's motivation? If you believe his story, it seemed like some time ago, who was the person?

My money is on stalker or soon to be stalker.

[–]jackschittt 0 points1 point ago

My money is on stalker or soon to be stalker.

My money is on him simply trolling, and being far more successful at it than even he thought he'd be.

[–]JackIsidore 0 points1 point ago

I hate to say it but I'm really feeling sorry for Woody.

[–]gabers83 0 points1 point ago

Come on peeps can we just get along...pretty please

[–]WhoizDanny 3 points4 points ago

They're stupid. They twist words around and everyone just goes with it.

[–]Shnazzyone 1 point2 points ago*

Seriously, this woman should consider herself fortunate to have such an notable way to lose her virginity. Which by the way, she likely chose to do this... thus why expecting an call the next day. Unfortunately, the stars rarely call starfuckers the next day. Hope she got tested.

[–]ThraseaPaetus 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I was also disappointed. I feel like the term is thrown around willy nilly. People don't realize how serious it is.

[–]jasno -1 points0 points ago

Could be "statutory rape" depending on the State and girls age. But she was still in high school if I understand right, so it is certainly possible it could be considered 'rape' as far as the law goes.

[–]Aerik 0 points1 point ago*

the reason think it's rape is b/c presumably because she was drunk and he was not.

Before the commenter amended their thread with a bunch of explanatory .gif's, in which one implied that woody drank, that was definitely the case.

But still, never did the commenter say that woody was drunk and the girl was not*. It's still rape if you're not drunk and the other person is, even after some alcohol is consumed.

[–]so_hologramic 0 points1 point ago

How do we know it wasn't this guy.

[–]freakwent 0 points1 point ago

More to the point -- so what if he was? Still innocent until proven, for this sort of reason.

What a nasty lot of people seem to be around these days.

[–]overloadrages 0 points1 point ago

idk why I'm posting it here but I just realized I've already seen this movie lol a dvd screener of it leaked back in november I didn't think it was that good tbh.

[–]wx3 -1 points0 points ago

Nice try, Woody

[–]ILikeCandy 1 point2 points ago

Hadn't heard anything about it until this thread. Wow. I really like Woody Harrelson and it makes me sad that Reddit is being a dick to him. :-(

[–]stonedoubt 0 points1 point ago

welcome to reddit

[–]LazlikesAlly -1 points0 points ago

According to utilitarian logic, this accusation of rape is more justifiable.

[–]comprehension 0 points1 point ago

I haven't bothered following this much, or read much of any of it.

So I probably shouldn't even comment.. but I'm going to.

the impression I got is that random girl hooked up with woody (I guess during a prom? I thought party but w/e). She gave up her virginity to a "star", and then cried/was upset because he didn't hang around.

Honestly, what did this girl think was going to happen? Did he tell her something else was going to happen? Whole thing seems pretty absurd on her end, yes she's young but who doesn't understand whats going on in those kinds of situations?

[–]haunchu -1 points0 points ago

reddit is just full of a bunch of undercover scumbag steves

[–]cgil9000 1 point2 points ago

Goshawktopus is a rapist !

[–]ArchAengelus -1 points0 points ago

obviously, not calling her isn't rape. But it CAN lead to a rape charge.

[–]lifeisrocks 0 points1 point ago

Thank you

[–]FuckingOnMDMA 0 points1 point ago

There seems to be a vicious rumour doing the rounds on the internet at the moment that Reddit raped Woody Harrelson. Can anybody confirm that this is nothing but a nasty slur?

[–]cptRedBeard -1 points0 points ago

WITHOUT EVIDENCE. I'm ashamed of reddit this week.

[–]Anonymous6990 0 points1 point ago

I agree, but I'm still down voting because it has Woody Harrelson's name.

[–]OppositeTalk 0 points1 point ago

that's what happens when you rampart a stranger in the ass during a celebrity AMA

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

OP IS A RAPIST

[–]greasedonkey 0 points1 point ago

And btw why trust the author of the comment?

And fuck who didn't sleep with someone and never called back... Come on grow up its not that bad!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

What do you mean "you people?"

[–]BuzzKyllington 0 points1 point ago

This is reddit. Everyone is a rapist until proven otherwise.

[–]DaLam -1 points0 points ago

Reddit sucks, but some subreddits are ok.

[–]xemnaught 0 points1 point ago

I just don't understand what the big deal is.

Someone misunderstood the meaning of AMA. So what? Get over it and focus on something productive or sexy.

[–]LarneyStinson -1 points0 points ago

Some places have prom for juniors too, but we do not know anything officially cause HE WOULDN'T ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]osamabindrinkin 0 points1 point ago

Man, that poor PR internet thought their fuckup had gotten as bad as it could already... wait till they get to work tomorrow morning and find out they've gotten their bosses client incorrectly but plausibly accused of raping a highschool student.

[–]Lick_Rimmington 0 points1 point ago

Well, how do you explain the rumors then? No smoke without fire.

[–]GirlwiththeRatTattoo 0 points1 point ago

I'm really sick of seeing this on the front page. Nobody gives a fuck.

[–]jackschittt 0 points1 point ago

One question nobody seems to be asking....

Why would woody harrelson need to crash a school prom to get laid?

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Rape-art?

[–]hippiekyle 1 point2 points ago

Wait.... Woody Harrelson RAPED SOMEONE!!! I'm going to tell EVERYONE!