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[–]echospeaks 27 points28 points ago

Ewoks. Heh.

But I do get what you are saying. It does feel like alien species are either highly advanced or very primitive. There is never an in between. I think a lot of alien species in any media are probably more likely to be highly advanced, because there is an assumption that if they are able to travel across the galaxy they have probably also designed some spiffy weapons to accompany them. No one treks across the galaxy to destroy a planet using only muskets (although that would show some serious balls).

The second point would be that many times alien species are used as a reflection of some aspect of human civilization, so there is some exaggeration of that quality. Either technocrats or luddites, in the case of technology.

[–]atomfullerene 2 points3 points ago

I think a lot of alien species in any media are probably more likely to be highly advanced, because there is an assumption that if they are able to travel across the galaxy they have probably also designed some spiffy weapons to accompany them. No one treks across the galaxy to destroy a planet using only muskets

Actually, there's a short story by Harry Turtledove based on this exact idea called The road not taken http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Road_Not_Taken_(short_story)

EDIT: Darnit wikipedia, you and your parentheses-containing URL's.

Basically, there's a dead-end technological path which leads to antigrav and FTL travel...but sends a species down the wrong path in terms of the rest of science. Aliens show up on earth wielding matchlock rifles.

[–]tongjun 1 point2 points ago

Great story. I always loved the idea of a shining golden spaceship descending from the stars...made out of polished, cast bronze.

[–]dreamer_ 0 points1 point ago

Great short story with great continuation; thanks :)

[–]echospeaks 0 points1 point ago

Awesome. I'll have to check that out.

[–]atomfullerene 1 point2 points ago

search for it on google and I'm pretty sure that someone has the whole thing up for free.

[–]Chrispy52x2006[S] 4 points5 points ago

I really like your answer.

But it brings up a couple other things. First thing I thought was "What about the martians from Mars Attacks!" They don't have to travel across the galaxy, barely needing to travel at all (relatively) but still have lasers.

And also, humans still travel across the galaxy and still have the traditional gun and bullets (Starship Troopers), so what about that?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Cannonballs are great ship-to-ship weapons at high enough speeds!

[–]bluexadema 8 points9 points ago

They are also great against houses.

[–]DiggSucksNow 5 points6 points ago

House BUSTED.

[–]KillAllTheZombies 4 points5 points ago

Tusken raiders also use rifles with actual projectiles rather than blaster technology.

You bring up an interesting point with Starship Troopers though because space travel gets more expensive with more mass, so moving all that lead off earth to the arachnids would be mighty pricey. It could be assumed most space-faring civilizations use lasers for this reason among others.

There are also all the aliens that shoot plasma rather than lasers like the Covenant.

[–]yubbermax 1 point2 points ago

Well its similar to what SETI faces. The evolution of species on different planets is almost 100% going to off (either faster or slower or began before or after) than it was on earth. For Seti, this means that either they are unlikely to be able to send radio signals or they would be very far advanced beyond that. Kind of similar situation in my mind.

[–]duckedtapedemon 1 point2 points ago

No one treks across the galaxy to destroy a planet using only muskets (although that would show some serious balls).

Fuck it, we'll do it live. I'll develop the weapons as we kill them and do it live!

[–]greatscoot 22 points23 points ago

Not aliens, but I like the way the Dune novels handled far-future weaponry. Personal defense shields are commonplace and can stop any fast projectile. If a laser hits the shield, a giant explosion results, killing the shield wearer and the shooter. Therefore, bullets and lasers are out of favor. People fight battles in hand to hand combat with swords and poisoned knives. They have developed methods of combat involving fast parrying and slow attacks to try to penetrate an enemy's shield, emphasizing strategy and trickery over brute strength. "The slow hand passes the shield." Very cool!

The David Lynch Dune film added another weaponry wrinkle. It's creative and strange, but pretty stupid in my opinion. The weapons seemed to be a kind of sound-gun that could amplify the user's voice into an explosive force that could blow things up from a distance. This was not a part of the Herbert novels, and just one of the things that makes the Lynch film so kooky.

[–]plbogen 10 points11 points ago

My understanding is Lynch couldn't figure out how to depict the prana-bindu martial arts the Bene Gesserit use (and Paul teaches to the Fremen) in a way the audience would understand so he turned it in to an exotic weapon instead.

[–]greatscoot 3 points4 points ago

Yes, that seems like it was the case. I think that change is a shame though. Paul and Jessica teaching the Fremen the Weirding Way is such a cooler idea than giving them a new secret kind of gun that comes across as kind of silly and absurd looking in the movie. "Ccchhhhhhhaaaaaaaa-AAAH!!"

I do love Lynch's Dune though. A wonderful fiasco that is in many ways very beautiful.

[–]plbogen 1 point2 points ago

In the context of 1984 I can see why he did that. This was before mainstream acceptance of Kung Fu, before the rise of Hong Kong style action movies, and before wuxia (and wuxia-inspired) movies were major commercial successes in the US.

[–]znk 3 points4 points ago

I think it would be really difficult to convince people that in an advanced world like that that combat was basically hand to hand. Besides as an avid Dune fan(the first book is by far my favorite book ever) the shield vs laser thing always bothered me. The harkonens just had to send one guy with a laser or even fire it from space to win the battle on Dune. In the context of the books where suicide attacks were depicted it makes no sense that shields were even used considering the risks.

[–]cmlondon13 5 points6 points ago

The problem with the suicide attack idea was that the effect was unpredictable. Sometimes the explosion killed the person with the gun, sometimes the person with the shield, and sometimes both in an explosion more powerful than nukes. That said, Duncan Idaho actually used the shield/lasgun to his advantage by planting a shield and letting some dumbass Harkonnen shoot it. After that, the Harkonnens didn't really want to use lasguns anymore...

[–]znk 1 point2 points ago

I was more thinking about the shield wall that protected the base. It's been a long time since I read the books. I didnt remember the explosions type being random. Anyway I feel it's ok for the book but once you start thinking about how you could use it there is no way I would chose to ever be near a shield.

[–]cmlondon13 0 points1 point ago

Agreed.

[–]cmlondon13 1 point2 points ago

Agreed.

[–]punninglinguist 0 points1 point ago

It seems like the obvious thing would be place a satellite with a lasgun in orbit, and trigger it remotely to fire it at a shield. Document the whole thing so that the Landsraad couldn't accuse you of using atomics. Done and done.

[–]cmlondon13 0 points1 point ago

The downside is that while, yes, you've completely wiped out the Atredies, you've also completely obliterated the only real city Arrakis has. Including all spice stored there, as well as windtraps, fortifications, support structures for the mining vehicles, carryalls, ornithopters, all of it, gone. The Harkonnen would have to rebuild the entire thing from scratch at great cost, and while that was happening, the spice would not flow.

[–]punninglinguist 0 points1 point ago

I'm not talking about Arrakis in particular, but in the context of the whole universe. Why don't the Harkonnens just do what I described to the capital of Caladan? (Or vice-versa to Geidi Prime.)

[–]greatscoot 1 point2 points ago

I gotta agree with you. This is the biggest hole in Dune that I always just have to try to ignore. It's strange that the idea is brought up of a suicide shield attack, but nobody ever does it. I guess it's like a major House breaking the ban on atomics... If one House perpetrates such a dastardly attack against another, all the other Great Houses will unite in destroying the rogue House. Obeying the forms of Kanly etc.

[–]CombustionJellyfish 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I thought it was odd, especially given that there existed high functional drone robots. Just mount a few of them up with a lazgun and open with a suicide barrage -- you nuke the enemy at a very low material cost.

[–]recipriversexcluson 0 points1 point ago

Wait. The weirding module WAS in the book, as I recall.

(been a long time though)

[–]greatscoot 0 points1 point ago

Nope, it originated in the Lynch movie. It was later also used in some of the Dune computer games from the '90s.

[–]raevnos 32 points33 points ago

Battle: Los Angeles squids. New BSG Cylons. Lots of Warhammer 40k aliens (but energy weapons are common too). Many species in the Old Man's War 'verse.

[–]IAmGarrisonKeillor 18 points19 points ago

Cylons aren't aliens.

[–]HunterTV 38 points39 points ago

No, they're frakin' toasters.

[–]Ha_window 0 points1 point ago

I find that term offensive.

[–]RageX 4 points5 points ago

Your mother was a cellphone and your father was a trash disposal.

[–]ramp_tram -5 points-4 points ago

Cylons are made by aliens, so technically they're alien.

[–]IAmGarrisonKeillor 2 points3 points ago

I didn't think it was necessary to specify since he already specified "New BSG Cylons"

[–]ncataldo -1 points0 points ago

Cylons were made by humans

[–]ramp_tram 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, no. Human-like aliens aren't human.

[–]hollywoodbob 1 point2 points ago

No I think you'll find you're wrong about that.

Apollo told Boxey, that the Cylons were made by an alien race that had died out and all that remained were were the machines they left behind.

[–]LegoForte 24 points25 points ago

New BSG Cylons were made by humans, in contrast to old BSG Cylons, which were made by aliens.

Aaaaand here I am, arguing about Cylons on the internet.

[–]rmwpnb 13 points14 points ago

My personal favorite here. Definitely no laser beams.

[–]Chrispy52x2006[S] 1 point2 points ago

Is that alien or just futuristic? =P

[–]rmwpnb 1 point2 points ago

I believe the OP's question was if an alien species "had" a gun that fired a non-laser beam projectile. Even before the Mangalores acquired this beautiful piece of hardware they used guns that fired a ballistic projectile. Proof here. But I agree with you, these weapons are not likely "alien" in origin.

[–]Chrispy52x2006[S] 2 points3 points ago

I am the OP. And yes, the mangalores have what I was looking for.

But the gun that you posted was made by Zorg, and I don't recall them even hinting at him being something other than human. Making the gun just futuristic. Hence my =P

[–]cmlondon13 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, but what's that little red button on the bottom of the gun do?

[–]Yard_Pimp 0 points1 point ago

GIIIIMMMMMEEEEEE THE CCCAAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!

[–]Clocked 1 point2 points ago

[–]Cerulilly 19 points20 points ago

The aliens in District 9 didn't, it was electric arc guns.

[–]Neebat 0 points1 point ago

I get the impression the OP was only looking for bullets. All the plasma and electrical weapons in SG1, for instance, he'd call "lasers". (A plasma weapon fires hot ionized gas, not bullets, but also not a beam of energy.)

[–]spacem00se 0 points1 point ago

And some projectile weapons.

[–]Quack2TheFuture 6 points7 points ago

no laser guns in the mass effect or halo universes

[–]hereiam355 2 points3 points ago

Except Forerunner sentinel beams from Halo.

[–]RabidSeastar 1 point2 points ago

Or the spartan laser.

[–]Mister_Shady 7 points8 points ago

The aliens from Fallen Skies use physical projectiles.

[–]keef2000 7 points8 points ago

The Na'vi from Avatar, although they are humanoid and don't use guns, plus Avatar is a "us invading their planet type film" rather than the more common "them invading our planet type film".

[–]lvlobius 6 points7 points ago

The aliens in the Xcom video game were all armed with plasma guns. It was actually the humans that developed lasers as weapons. A weird thing to note is that since the aliens used plasma (arguably better than laser), their armor was also built to stop it. It had very little effect against lasers.

they also used a self propelled explosive football. shrug

[–]Neebat 3 points4 points ago

OP considers plasma weapons "lasers", since the bolts glow and your grandmother couldn't tell the difference. He's looking for bullets.

Upvotes for XCom.

[–]dreamer_ 1 point2 points ago

Plasma-based weapons were so much better than lasers in x-com; lasers were worth having only until you reverse-engineered plasma. Aliens also had elerium based weapons (stun bombs) and in sequel they developed "sonic" based weaponry.

[–]lvlobius 1 point2 points ago

When going for a 26 person landing party I had trouble with the supply cap at times. I had to go back to the lasers to pack everything I wanted into the ship. Having said that, yes plasma does have better stats in range and accuracy, it just has the drawback of reloading.

[–]xavier47 0 points1 point ago

I used laser "clean teams", laser pistols only, green recruits with crap skills

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bug bait

[–]k1down 4 points5 points ago

A couple of races encountered in Star Trek use classic projectile firearms. In a voyager I watched the other night it looked like they were just toting black glocks.

[–]paradox1123 5 points6 points ago

The Mass Effect guns fire paint chip sized metal shaving accelerated to relativistic velocities, and they were used by aliens before we made first contact with them.

[–]ovnem 11 points12 points ago

The xenomorphs in the Alien films. The Predators use a variety of weapons. The aliens in The Abyss didn't ave laser weapons (that we saw anyway).

[–]Chrispy52x2006[S] 4 points5 points ago

I wasn't aware the Xenomorphes used guns.

I was thinking about the Predator before I asked, but I was fairly certain that the guns it uses were still a laser.

I don't know anything about The Abyss, but did they have guns? That's the key point I was asking. Yeah, the predator used other weapons and that's fine, but when it comes to it's species guns, does it fire lasers?

[–]HunterTV 7 points8 points ago

I could be wrong but I think the red laser thing in the Predator flicks is just a targeting system; not sure about the shoulder gun that it targets. It's kinda ballistic-like in that it has travel time, but it could be energy. shrug

[–]neodiogenes 0 points1 point ago

In the games it's referred to as the "plasma caster".

So, yeah -- laser gun, more or less.

[–]joelwilliamson[!] 5 points6 points ago

All the aliens in Turtledove's The Road Less Taken use muskets, cannons, etc.

[–]kasutori_Jack 0 points1 point ago

Also in his 'Balance' series.

[–]quarksurfer 5 points6 points ago

in district 9 there's a great scene where they try a bunch of alien weapons. there were certainly some non-laser ones...

[–]MercurialMithras 6 points7 points ago

Jonas Quinn's people in Stargate SG-1 and Ronon Dex's people in Atlantis were at approximately our level of development, but they're indistinguishable from humans, so I'm not sure how much that counts.

You're right, though, in that I can't think of a species that looks "alien" which is not either extremely primitive or extremely advanced. I think part of this might be that, at the point in the future when a lot of sci-fi is set, humans are also usually in possession of energy weapons, etc. so the aliens using fire arms would seem backwards by comparison. In that situation, human-level technology becomes the baseline, and most species encountered are at least at that level or farther. The only people who are below the human-level of technology in science fiction are usually that way because it was dictated by the plot.

Of course, this never stopped aliens from wielding other technically obsolete weapons (Bat'leths come to mind), so take that for what it's worth.

[–]OwlEyed 5 points6 points ago

I think a majority of the weapons in the John Carter series are swords and guns. I could be mistaken, though, since the wording is usually pretty vague.

[–]rpglover64 4 points5 points ago

Farscape has a variety of weapons, IIRC, many of which aren't laser-like.

Also, my mother can tell the difference between a pulse weapon and a beam weapon.

[–]thunderbird1 4 points5 points ago

The aliens in Gerry Anderson's TV series "UFO" used bullet-firing machine guns.

[–]golden_boy 4 points5 points ago

In doctor who, the nesteen use plastic bullets

I know you said metal rounds, but I'd consider any solid projectile to be sufficiently separate

[–]Chrispy52x2006[S] 0 points1 point ago

I was looking for stuff that you could actually hold, so this works.

[–]ramp_tram 2 points3 points ago

The Eldar from Warhammer 40k have shuriken cannons.

[–]Top7Hat 1 point2 points ago

I was wondering when someone would mention 40K.

:)

[–]Neebat 2 points3 points ago

You can't get much more alien than the things you fight in Half Life. Very few of them use any kind of beam attack. Some highlights:

  • Tethered darts (aka tongues)
  • Weaponized insects
  • Sonic blasts
  • Explosive body parts
  • Teeth
  • Good old fashioned claws

[–]BigBreakfast 2 points3 points ago

Even the beam weapons really aren't "beams" in this game, they're more like... "field" weapons.

The alt-fire orbs that the overwatch machine gun shoots, for example. It's much less a beam than a field of weird particles that disintegrate whatever it touches.

Also, in HL1 there are a few bio weapons, such as the fly-launcher or snarks, or in Opposing Force, the chem launcher, the lightning bug, and the barnacle.

[–]Moracy 1 point2 points ago

The bounty hunters from the Critters movies.

[–]joelangeway 2 points3 points ago

Oh man, this always drives me nuts in shows like Star Gate and generally everything on the scifi channel. The aliens are made of squishee bloody meat just like us but carry energy weapons that fire once every couple of seconds and don't even kill you most of the time while the humans have sub-machine guns or assault rifles. In a more believable sci fi universe given the premise that the humans have machine guns while everyone else has shitty lasers, the humans would be regarded as terrible monsters who rend the flesh of their enemies from far away, completely un-fuck-with-able. At least in star-trek the phaser was a sort of general purpose beam carried by people that generally didn't want to kill anybody.

[–]Thrown_Away 2 points3 points ago

If you are referring to the Goalud and the Jafaa's staff weapons, they explain that in the series. A staff weapon is a terror weapon, designed to scare as well as kill, since they are generally dealing with people of much lower technology.

[–]joelangeway 0 points1 point ago

That makes a lot of sense. Still, I'd suspend disbelief a little easier if the humans' tactical advantage was a little more apparent.

[–]Salkovich 4 points5 points ago

Technically speaking, nothing in Star Wars or Star Trek shoots a laser beam.

[–]USSMunkfish 10 points11 points ago

Technically speaking, nothing in Star Wars or Star Trek shoots anything.

[–]HunterTV 11 points12 points ago

They shoot After Effects.

[–]USSMunkfish 3 points4 points ago

touché

[–]darmon 0 points1 point ago

prawns had different ballistics and electrical discharge weaponry in District 9.

[–]Yage2006 0 points1 point ago

The aliens from Phantasm didn't have laser shooting guns. They had those spheres of death equipped with blades and saws and stuff.

[–]hollywoodbob 0 points1 point ago

How about the Kilrathi in the Wing Commander franchise? Didn't they use projectile weapons?

[–]Yard_Pimp 0 points1 point ago

Nope...Laser

Scroll down a bit to weapons tech.

[–]limbodog 0 points1 point ago

I was going to say "Predator" because his main gun is some kind of plasma cannon, but he does have a targeting laser...

The brood from the Alien series tho'. No shooting.

[–]Occamslaser 1 point2 points ago

The Prador in Neal Asher's Polity novels use a lot of rail guns.

[–]captain-ballsack 0 points1 point ago

Mass Effect. I mean, the collectors sort of did, but the rest of the alien races didn't.

Bullets are more effective than lasers anyway.

[–]Tigerantilles 0 points1 point ago

If you were traveling to another world, and you expected to be shooting something, how would you figure out how much ammunition to take?

As a plot device it's easier to charge a phaser than it is to reload a Glock?

[–]Cobol 0 points1 point ago

You don't, you use your scouts to ascertain the presence of an asteroid belt, then mine that shit for additional railgun slugs when you get there. Only need to carry enough for initial beachhead action.

[–]darthjt 0 points1 point ago

Alternatively, depending on your mission, nudge those asteroids into an unstable orbit with demolition charges and use them to wipe out the people below.

[–]Afaflix 0 points1 point ago

The Day the earth stood still .. the remake

[–]mshiltonj 4 points5 points ago

There never was a remake of that movie. It doesn't exist. IT DOES NOT EXIST.

[–]hacksoncode 1 point2 points ago*

If your mother saw someone shooting a .50 cal with tracer rounds, she'd probably call it a laser beam.

That aside, TV and movies are likely not going to generate that many hits, as "lasers" just make better visual media.

There are plenty of examples in SF literature of aliens that use projectile weapons. My favorite example are the Tines from A Fire Upon the Deep :-), which probably don't count because they start out with arrows rather than bullets. But various alien weapons in Iain Banks Culture series fire bullets, among many, many others.

[–]ender1980 0 points1 point ago

Dark Angel (I come in peace)

[–]entertanus 0 points1 point ago

The Transformers shoot a very large variety of different weapons, I can't recall any lasers though.

[–]joelfriesen 0 points1 point ago

eXistenZ shot bio-weapons with bullets made of teeth

[–]Chrispy52x2006[S] 0 points1 point ago

Not alien.

That was a weird-ass movie.

[–]FnordBear 1 point2 points ago

Wookie bowcasters are basically railguns that fire a long projectile encased in an energy sheath.

[–]ThrallState 0 points1 point ago

The aliens from falling skies use bullets.

[–]GALACTICA-Actual 0 points1 point ago

Cylons had only kinetic and nuclear weapons. But, they weren't aliens, so they don't count.

[–]danzilla007 1 point2 points ago

In babylon 5 they had PPGs which fired a small charge of superheated helium

[–]ragnoroc 0 points1 point ago

Other species had many non-laser weapons. Collapsible staff weapon (rangers), knives (everyone), projectile weapons (everyone), telepaths (everyone except the narn), and lets not forget things like the technomages.

[–]EnoughWithThePuppies 1 point2 points ago

The space elephants in Footfall used kinetic weapons. They were particularly fond of raining metal rods down from orbit onto earthbound targets. That was a book though.

[–]BigBreakfast 1 point2 points ago

The Na'vi from Avatar had bows and a big psychic tree.

[–]diamened 0 points1 point ago

Predators come to mind. Also Cylons (from the new BSG).

[–]PSBlake 0 points1 point ago

Stargate SG1 and Atlantis encountered many planets which were technologically close to us, using bullets and other non-laser weapons. Arguably, they're not "alien species" but this kind of gets handwaved after a while.

[–]distractthepaladin 0 points1 point ago

Klingons and Romulans carry disruptors, which I think shoot a kind of shock wave with no visible beam.

[–]StochasticOoze 0 points1 point ago

Most of the weapons in Mass Effect are high-speed projectiles.

[–]z0n3 0 points1 point ago

Halo, there are dozens of different projectiles used in the series.

[–]comradevoyager 0 points1 point ago

No Fifth Element love?

[–]ifeelstabby 1 point2 points ago

Always with the slow laser beams too. No wonder they always lose.

Can't watch SG1 because there isn't a single machine gun type laser. Take 4 staffs, put them together and put them on a alternating pattern. They could have wiped SG1 out in the first show.

[–]Betamaxreturns 5 points6 points ago*

There is an explanation given by Carter at some point (I think) - staff weapons are intended to be a psychological weapon and are intentionally handicapped to give the Goa'uld an advantage over the Jaffa.

[–]RupeThereItIs 2 points3 points ago

Just watched that Ep.

Was Jack making the statement, while Carter was doing the shooting.

[–]Betamaxreturns 0 points1 point ago

Ah yup, I just found the clip. Seems like I made up the bit about the handicapping.