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[–]frostysauceGordon's Gin and Flat Tonic 11 points12 points ago

You've been breathing.

[–]OldMilwaukeeOld Milwaukeee & Special Old Rye Whiskey[S] 9 points10 points ago

is that alcohol on your breath? That depends... is this my fist on your face?

[–]eduffy 6 points7 points ago

I love u

[–]OldMilwaukeeOld Milwaukeee & Special Old Rye Whiskey[S] 3 points4 points ago

Aww... <3

[–]LookmanospacesCheap beer, Protestant whiskey, and forgiving women 6 points7 points ago

"That's the only reason I'm not in here with a Kalashnikov, cockhead. Now say something nice, or that shit'll change quicker'n you can shit your panties."

[–]Buster_Rant_CaseyWhiskey and Rolling Rock 2 points3 points ago

Nice, ive never heard that one. YOINK! Seriously, ima get stabbed in the eye for saying that to someone.

[–]emailbitesmyass 4 points5 points ago

For fucking years, asshole.

[–]ucecatcher 5 points6 points ago

What, would you prefer I took my alcohol rectally?

[–]OldMilwaukeeOld Milwaukeee & Special Old Rye Whiskey[S] 2 points3 points ago

You can actually get drunk from that... Which is disgusting.

[–]ucecatcher 4 points5 points ago

And since it bypasses your normal protective vomit response when you've had enough, it's a great way to go clear past boozebag all the way to a bodybag.

[–]OldMilwaukeeOld Milwaukeee & Special Old Rye Whiskey[S] 5 points6 points ago

...until you fart or shit out whiskey.

[–]ucecatcher 8 points9 points ago

The Aristocrats!

[–]themagicshortbus 3 points4 points ago

my thanksgiving was spent at work with a bottle of Ezra Brooks. my job rocks. then i passed out in my car in the parking lot. get home... first thins i hear. "you've been drinking" yeah, what else is new ??

[–]KingoftheFlyPeople 2 points3 points ago

No, I've just been leveling the playing field for this conversation

[–]lattrommiPints of tears, gallons of semen. 2 points3 points ago

You've been drinking.You've been drinking.You've been drinking.You've been drinking.You've been drinking.You've been drinking.You've been drinking.You've been drinking.You've been drinking.You've been drinking.You've been drinking.You've been drinking.You've been drinking.You've been drinking.You've been drinking.You've been drinking.

[–]SobekWinking Owl Shiraz. Dick. 0 points1 point ago

None of my friends even notice. or they are used to it.

[–]healarsCA HQ Mom 0 points1 point ago

I love nothing more than telling a fellow drunk that I don't believe them on account of their alcoholism.