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[–]Trollfailbot 71 points72 points ago

ANNE FRANKLY I DID NAZI THAT COMING!!

[–]ProfessorDerpenstein 35 points36 points ago

wow i did not see ur joke coming lol lol lol xD

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[–]Packiesla 13 points14 points ago

CHoo CHoo KArma Train!!!

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[–]DaPurpleCobra 8 points9 points ago

wait... there are people other than atheists on reddit?

[–]Jakeman52 1 point2 points ago

SO BRAVE

[–]adrynaline 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Mugumbe 5 points6 points ago

XDDDDDDDDD

[–]thealienthing 2 points3 points ago

UPVOTE YOU'RE ALMOST THERE YOU FILTHY WHORE

[–]Ochobobo 10 points11 points ago

I'M ENDING THIS PUN THREAD BEFORE IT GOES ANY FUHRER.

[–]yubbermax 2 points3 points ago

YOU SIR ARE A SCHOLAR AND A GENTLEMAN

[–]KnownAsRye 0 points1 point ago

THIS

CAME HERE TO POST THIS

[–]Let_me_tell_you_this 12 points13 points ago

I always wondered if there could be a level of braveness that could touch the testicles of Ron Paul's bravosity and thats when i braved the brave brave brave brave brave brave brave. Upbraves to the left

[–]IAmAtomato 8 points9 points ago

"Sometimes, I strip all my clothes, and lather myself in mayonnaise. I then crawl on the floor, pretending I am a slug."

Another wonderful, inspirational message by our sovereign leader, Ron Paul.

[–]breakingeven 12 points13 points ago

ctrl + f

mayonnaise

UPBOAT FOR YOU SIR

[–]IAmAtomato 3 points4 points ago

I am failing to see your upbrave on my comment score. Do I need the latest update for my Linux?

[–]avietnamesedude 10 points11 points ago

I want karma.

[–]duglock 8 points9 points ago

Good thing, because that allowed Kei$ha to come to the US and invent electricity. (I'm in my AP history class in highschool so I know a lot more about this stuff then most people).

[–]Hiscore 2 points3 points ago*

LOL! FTFY! It's

a lot more about this shit THAN most people. Plus, I love Ke$ha FIVE-EVER more than you! PS. I cry Evry time

[–]Ochobobo 10 points11 points ago

That bravery is outstanding. Almost Ron Paul-level brave

I thought you said Ron Paul-Revere level brave

I was like whoa, that's so brave

[–]xRonnieIsDOPEx 17 points18 points ago

”For every upvote that xronnieisdopex gets, I will pull one troop out of Iraq” -Ron Paul

WHAT ARE YOU, A TERRORIST?!

[–]harrythehood 1 point2 points ago

SO BRAVE

[–]blive2 6 points7 points ago

You mean LITERALLY? HITLERALLY? That was so brave a true war hero

[–]blive2 5 points6 points ago

[INSENSITIVE "GAS CHAMBER" JOKE]

[–]leadershipbyassault 7 points8 points ago

“I know you do. Claudia, she’s worried about a paranormal encounter she had today. She asked me to ask you for her cell phone number, so I could arrange to talk to her about it.”

“Caroline? Caroline saw a ghost?” Claudia looked at him doubtfully. “Wow! It must’ve been due to overwork or something. She’s never seen anything spooky that I know of. That was always my department when we were kids.” She cocked her head and looked at him with interest. “Did she say what it was?”

Martin shook his head. “No; it’s what she wants to talk to me about.”

“You see what I mean?” Claudia groaned. “Rather than give you her number outright, she wanted me to know she’d approached you and not think she was trying to steal you.” She shook her head. “The girl’s so discreet, she’s unbelievable! Remind me tomorrow morning, honey; I’ll give it you then.”

“What have you planned for tomorrow?” he asked, moving into the kitchen to turn on the coffee maker.

“If the license bureau is open in the morning, I’ll formalize my Indiana driver’s license; in the afternoon I’ll start prepping my papers for the office.” She came up behind him and wrapped her arms about his waist. “What about you?” She pressed her head against his shoulders.

“I’ve got some notes to finish up on the Catskill case, and I owe the editor of Occult Times an article on the Chestnut Mansion affair. Tomorrow night we’ll pick up my new truck…” Claudia snorted in mock derision. “…and the day after I’ll drive to Wally-world and buy some clothes.”

She smiled, and kissed him. “Sounds like a plan to me.”

[–]Snailoffun 6 points7 points ago

SO FUCKING BRAVE!

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[–]AnotherClosetAtheist 7 points8 points ago

We need bravery HERE

[–]Dawn_Of_The_Dave 2 points3 points ago

C'mon Hitler wasn't that much of a bad guy, I mean, he did kill Hitler...

(Someone was going to say it.)

[–]WhatHitlerSaid 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

[–]VOICE_OF_REASONING 0 points1 point ago

TIL. AMA.