What's something awful you wish would happen?

lilliandil · 3 months

This is usually.more of a guys fantasy, but the last time I was at work I spent the entire day imagining what I would do if an armed robber were to come in to the store and start threatening innocent bystanders. I was thinking I would totally save the day, but I'd probably fuck up and get killed.

Edit: For those concerned about the safety of bystanders, I would likely just follow store procedure and hand over as much money as possible and not move till he/she left.

snapyobagels · 3 months

I always used to wish that everyone on the entire planet except me would just disappear for like a week so I could do all sorts of fun things like drive trucks through the mall and steal helicopters and pee on the pillows of those I hate.

funkme1ster · 3 months

I wish that butter was easily discernable from I Can't Believe It's Not Butter to the extent that it would no longer be a suitable replacement and everyone would be forced to either switch to butter or accept that things will never be the same and try to salvage some semblance of purpose from the wreckage of their lives.

Takenobu11 · 3 months

I wish the local light rail system would derail while i'm on it. It sounds fun, and I don't know why.

TYRONE_111 · 3 months

Every morning I wake up, roll over, turn on my phone and refresh Reddit's front page to check for some huge military conflict, natural disaster or some other HUGE story. Most mornings I'm disappointed. Kim Jong Il's death gave me hope. That was a good day.

GreaterUndeadAsshole · 3 months

I have three.

A. That reality came to an end for everything and everyone simultaneously.
B. That my family would disown me so they could do what they wanted and I could do what I wanted. (I love my family and they are actually really proud of me, this one is a bit weird)
C. Dystopian Fallout-esque Society. (This is the one I want the most)

Kyrgizion · 3 months

I would kind of like to see a nuclear explosion in person. Don't really know why... it'd probably be the last thing anyone would see. I guess the certainty of impending death and the knowledge that at least thousands of others will join you have a certain grim comfort to them.

It's obviously not something I actually wish to happen, but I simply can't imagine a more badass death than being disintegrated by one of the most powerful man-made objects in existence.

JudgingByMyNipples · 3 months

I wish somebody would spontaneously shoot me in the calf or something, just so I could have a badass story.

All my friends have these stories about how they broke a bone or did some dumb shit and had to go to the hospital. I've never even had a nose bleed. :(

ZeroKelvin · 3 months

A virus wipes out a huge percentage of the male population, leaving you and a few others to repopulate the earth.

snorana · 3 months

Sometimes I wish my brother would die. He is severely mentally handicapped, can't do anything on his own, because of him my mother and father in their "golden years" walk through life carrying a heavy burden. It makes them emotionally unavailable to their other children and their grandchildren. I know it's an immensely selfish wish but I can't help it at times when I see how depressed my mother is.

Doc201 · 3 months

I'd like to see how humanity dies out in the end.

This is the sole reason I'd like to live long, so that I can see what causes our inevitable end. Will it be an asteroid? Disease? War? Nanotechnology? Zombies? Aliens? Natural disaster? I'm so curious!!!

That's why I hope it will come in my lifetime, towards the end of it though.

typicalharu · 3 months

I wish I would in a freak accident turn into a girl.

demo · 3 months

I wish legos would protrude from the ground at random times.

nastybacon · 3 months

I used to fancy a girl on the train on my way into work. I never had the guts to actually talk to her. Instead I'd wish the train would crash, and I'd save her. Then we'd get talking then she'd fall in love with me, then we'd have lots of sex, get married have babies and die old and happy on a beach somewhere :)

digging_for_fire · 3 months

not so much anymore... but for some reason in my early 20's, i used to wake up every morning hoping for another 9/11 type disaster JUST SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO TO WORK.

I was also glued to the tv every morning watching to see who the DC Sniper hit that morning, and was vaguely disappointed on the mornings he didn't get anyone. Just because it added excitement to a boring day.

i am not a good person.

goodeveningthrowaway · 3 months

I wish my friend's fiance would die.

He's an abusive, chauvinistic asshole. It makes me sick seeing how "happy" she is every time I go onto facebook, "I HAVE THE PERFECT JOB!" "WE JUST BOUGHT OUR FIRST HOUSE!" "I CAN'T WAIT TO BE MARRIED!"

Sometimes I wish he'd get arrested like he should have been last time he hit her, but even then I know that won't stop her from being in denial about it all.

ryanmcstylin · 3 months

I wish you had to apply to reproduce

Random_Noob · 3 months

Id like to see Nancy Grace and Dog the Bounty hunter involved in a sex scandal. omg why did i just think of that?

AcneVulgaris · 3 months

5 billion people would cease to exist.

kinjala · 3 months

I wish to see America's current senators dead and replaced by rational and intelligent people.

irishamerican · 3 months

Newt Gingrich dying of a heart attack during a meth-fueled encounter with a male prostitute.

Styleaux · 3 months

A full scale war between India and China.

Instincts · 3 months

Sometimes I wish I would get cancer with the strange impression that if I get it someone else won't. As if there's a cancer quota or something...

BeerInsomniac69 · 3 months

More cat posts on reddit

noobalicious · 3 months

I want to see Megan Kelly sprayed with Pepper Spray.

Pyroman230 · 3 months

That the kid down the street, who's been picking on my brother for the better part of 5 years, would get beaten within a millimeter of his life.

back_scratcher · 3 months

Complete collapse of the financial system. I'd love to have my debts wiped clean.

JTWHAT4 · 3 months

Mitt Romney and Lamar Smith make a gay porno.

Corbenik · 3 months

I wish someone would break into my neighbours house, and decapitate him

edit: For anyone wondering why, he's a horrible person and a weasley little prick. He tries to indimidate my wife when I'm not around. If I'm with her, he will run into his house like the little cunt he is and says nothing. The only thing stopping me from smashing his scrawny little face in, is the fact that I like an easy and quiet life. One of these days I'm going to snap and seriously fuck him up.

Radinkina · 3 months

I kind of wish anti-abortion activists would find themselves in the position of needing an abortion or care from an agency like Planned Parenthood.

soal1 · 3 months

anonymous to form a political group. like the tea party.

HoffAmazing · 3 months

Michele Bachmann and Rick Santorum were killed by evangelicals or someone mentally ill that was told by god to kill them.

GetHisWallet · 3 months

The entire Westboro Baptist Church goes over a cliff in a flaming bus.

snoobs89 · 3 months

Something Exciting Asteroid, super volcano, Nuclear war, Aliens, Anything that would rock the world & make the "elite" people realize they are the same as everybody else when you take away money and titles.

GCanuck · 3 months

I want to wake up one day and have 95% of the population dead.

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