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What's a good sex tip that most people don't know? [NSFW] (self.AskReddit)

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[–]jaspersgroove 99 points100 points ago*

I'm a guy.

For guys: You can overdo it on the clitoris. Your fingers/tongue/penis don't have to go as fast as a vibrator. Slow down a little. When she says 'just like that', keep doing it just like that. Do not go faster or harder.

For girls: If you're going to fake it, be prepared for a life of disappointing sex. If your guy seems clueless, tell him what to do. Believe it or not, the biggest turn-on for a lot of guys is knowing he just got his girl off. Sometimes I can't even get off until I know I have done this. Once we've been with you for a while, we know if you are faking it.

Edit: clarity

[–]PoeticalArt 5 points6 points ago

What if your girlfriend finds it so goddammed awkward to say stuff like this? So therefore she will not.

[–]a_laughing_donkey 67 points68 points ago

Then you aren't ready to be having sex.

[–]sjmoore 4 points5 points ago

Basically. It's a major and often permanent turn off for me when the guy/girl I'm with is super awkward and won't discuss sex with me, even though we've already done it.

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[–]ninjapro 8 points9 points ago

"Ready for sex" does not mean that there are a pair of genitals between two people.

Communication and trust is just as important as the physical aspect of a sexual relationship.

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[–]ninjapro 2 points3 points ago

If everything's normal except it the bedroom, then there are intimacy issues and therefore not ready for sex. This isn't a difficult concept.

And yes, I know I'm painting in a VERY large brush, but it's late. And with that, goodnight.

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[–]jstaahl 0 points1 point ago

You are no fun.

[–]a_laughing_donkey 0 points1 point ago

Sex is the ultimate act of love, and as cheesy as that sounds it is true. If you can't communicate to your partner about sex, you are not emotionally ready to have sex with that person.

[–]frigginelvis 7 points8 points ago

Then she will be disappointed. But hey, you got off.

[–]CassandraVindicated 2 points3 points ago

Then talk about it when you aren't naked.

[–]megablast 4 points5 points ago*

Talk about it when your both drunk.

[–]CassandraVindicated 2 points3 points ago

That might work for some and if so, then more power to them. I have a hard time with the 'drunk' and 'not naked' occupying the same space-time coordinates.

[–]megablast 1 point2 points ago

Why do you have to be not naked? You can be having sex and talking about it.

[–]zombiebearhug 0 points1 point ago

i've done this mid-sex. To put it a way most people will understand... it's like getting that important Level Up during a heated battle. Worlds explode, things change, you might even see colors you've never seen.

[–]CassandraVindicated 0 points1 point ago

You can, but the point is to do it when there is minimal pressure and an open atmosphere that promotes communication and honesty. Besides, it is really such a bad idea to have your lady thinking about sex with you at a time when she's not having sex with you?

[–]JesterD86 0 points1 point ago

As with any part of a relationship, the key to good sex is communication. If you're having trouble expressing yourselves in bed, try and be more communicative out of it. If we aren't satisfied with something in the relationship but keep it to ourselves it's most often because we're afraid of how our partner will respond. Make sure s/he knows they can talk to you, and that you'll be receptive to what they're trying to say.

[–]balancedhighs 1 point2 points ago

Your sensible question got 8 downvotes. I'm sorry for your loss.

[–]PoeticalArt 0 points1 point ago

Eh. Reddit's generally not an understanding crowd.

[–]JRS7211 35 points36 points ago

Communication is key. They know what they like. Mind blowing orgasms start with communication.

[–]Rawkher 28 points29 points ago

I think it even says this on the packaging, but no one ever reads that. Pinch the tip of the condom while rolling it on.

[–]clearmoon247 4 points5 points ago

this is very true, and its all the more important if you cum in buckets

[–]jaspersgroove 63 points64 points ago

If you only come in buckets, what do you need a condom for?

[–]Biggs_Neutroson 60 points61 points ago

Buckets is his girlfriend. Long story.

[–]bobbieluvsya 17 points18 points ago

Bucket was what a friend of mine called me in high school. scarred for life

[–]pacman20 6 points7 points ago

Now you know Bobbie. All those years... ಠ_ಠ

[–]bobbieluvsya 5 points6 points ago

Wow, I'm an idiot this morning, I just spent about five minutes going through your post wondering where I knew you from. XP

[–]pacman20 0 points1 point ago

RES tagged as "Buckets?" haha

[–]bobbieluvsya 0 points1 point ago

oh nooooo

[–]pacman20 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me of this joke about that sex offender who likes blowing bubbles....

[–]Albuyeh 0 points1 point ago

I've got time. I'm not going anywhere.

[–]Hyponiksxzqc 3 points4 points ago

clever girl

[–]fortycakes 0 points1 point ago

Man, troll reproduction sure is weird.

[–]jaspersgroove 1 point2 points ago

You have just introduced ne to the term 'incestuous slurry'. I'm not sure whether or not I shouod thank you for that.

[–]PoeticalArt 4 points5 points ago

Can I tag you as, "Cums In Buckets"?

[–]Mittimer 1 point2 points ago

As the wife of "cums in buckets" i can absolutely confirm that this man cums way more then any human should. Just fyi.

[–]PoeticalArt 0 points1 point ago

That is slightly disturbing. Legit?

[–]Mittimer 1 point2 points ago

Too legit to quit.

[–]phat-cat 0 points1 point ago

i did it tooo

[–]clearmoon247 0 points1 point ago

yes you can

[–]darwin2500 0 points1 point ago

... damn trolls.

[–]Shin-LaC 0 points1 point ago

Related tip: don't read the instructions, they'll fuck up your sex life.

[–]Lustforpain 30 points31 points ago

Don't get me wrong, I love a good pounding but sometimes I will climax faster and more intense when its slow. I love feeling every vein and every inch move in and out of me. Slow it down from time to time :)

[–]eliasqfuntybunt 5 points6 points ago

Why are Redditors so damn brilliantly descriptive about sex? It's downright concerning sometimes.

[–]Lustforpain 0 points1 point ago

I have a really high libido and think about sex almost all the time. (Im a lady) Plus I have taken classes about sex and Im contemplating on becoming a sex therapist. Im just obsessed with sex and how amazing it is (not just the act, but the brain chemistry and every muscle involved).

[–]Veora -1 points0 points ago

You should, you sound like you'd do an amazing job.

[–]Strumpetincinerator 4 points5 points ago

Inspired by this post, there should be a new band called the pounding inches.

[–]Lustforpain 0 points1 point ago

the pounding veins would also work.

[–]phat-cat 2 points3 points ago

read the first ten words

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[–]Lustforpain 0 points1 point ago

Why is that too much?

[–]MisterAlways -1 points0 points ago

Girl, if you can actually feel your partner's veins, something's wrong with his dick. I dunno, maybe the cockring's on too tight, if you're using one.

It's not naturally supposed to be ribbed for your pleasure. Get that boy to a doctor.

[–]Lustforpain 0 points1 point ago

Oh no nothing wrong with him, Im just very sensitive/small down there. That and if he is rock hard its pretty veiny. I wouldn't take him to the doctor because I quite enjoy it and I have never thought there was something wrong with him, nor has he ever complained.

[–]TheCannon 26 points27 points ago

Well performed sex is like a good action movie - there's suspense, anticipation, a monumental build up, a great climax, and a cool down.

Also, popcorn.

[–]dhirchak 24 points25 points ago

and the occasional laugh.

[–]InfintySquared 15 points16 points ago

THIS. Do not take this stuff too seriously. I mean, have you SEEN the faces we make?

[–]Singulaire 17 points18 points ago

No, no I haven't.

[–]Asdayasman 6 points7 points ago

There is very little funnier than body on body farts.

They're not all that funny in themselves, but when you're in throes of passion, all emotions laid bare, humour is really appreciable.

[–]boolean_sledgehammer 1 point2 points ago

Then you slowly walk away from an explosion, not looking back at that shit once.

[–]Lazix 2 points3 points ago

and jackie chan... wat?

[–]clearmoon247 11 points12 points ago

the popcorn has the hole in the bottom, right?

[–]sagewah 2 points3 points ago

popcorn

Now I can only think of this...

[–]MrKrazybones 0 points1 point ago

I find action movies tend to have a bad ending

[–]wito87 1 point2 points ago

I like the ones with happy endings.

[–]Itkovan 16 points17 points ago

Masters and Johnson maintain 75% of heterosexuals prefer the lateral coital position after trying it. (That % is not externally verified)

It's not mind blowing but it is a pretty good position. Both partners have some control and there are no high pressure points to fatigue.

[–]ferox1 3 points4 points ago

Dat ass

[–]jdcooktx 41 points42 points ago

get half the money up front

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Get all the money upfront!

[–]Warlizard 24 points25 points ago

If you want a fun position that isn't really that common, go standard missionary, then put your legs OUTSIDE hers. She'll get some good stimulation on her clit and she probably hasn't had anyone do it before.

[–]ninjapro 16 points17 points ago

Really? REALLY? This is coming from the guy who's ex-fiancee's very first orgasm was from a dog. ಠ_ಠ

[–]AppleAtrocity 3 points4 points ago

Wait...wut?

[–]eliasqfuntybunt 2 points3 points ago

.........

[–]Warlizard 0 points1 point ago

Well, you'd expect me to know a thing or two based on my history.

[–]zamakusi 0 points1 point ago

we should have to be able to share and sync RES tags.

[–]redrobine 4 points5 points ago

This works wonders!

[–]geezlers 3 points4 points ago

Hey, it's the guy from the Warlizard Gaming Forums!

[–]its_like_a_FOREST 1 point2 points ago

didn't you once fuck a goat?

[–]Warlizard 0 points1 point ago

I did NOT fuck a goat. Easy mistake to make.

[–]borderlinebadger 1 point2 points ago

Makes it tighter and deeper

[–]ProstheticBabe 1 point2 points ago

And it'll feel tighter for the guy I'm guessing

[–]screamingcontest 1 point2 points ago

This is one of my favorites. AMAZING.

[–]monsieurlee 1 point2 points ago

Tordak, can you confirm this?

[–]that1guyDrew 7 points8 points ago

Make sure she is taken care of. I get the best results when I make sure she orgasms first.

[–]eliasqfuntybunt 1 point2 points ago

This. It's job one for me. I don't feel particularly good about myself if she doesn't cum as well, usually first.

[–]metarugia 0 points1 point ago

Yup! Always feels better for yourself after she's gotten off. It's like double win!

[–]turkeypants 8 points9 points ago

Fuck her again the next morning. She'll still be up for it and it's fine if it's a quickie.

[–]Asdayasman 6 points7 points ago

Waking her up by fucking is another matter.

[–]TheBananaKing 13 points14 points ago

Handjobs. A lot of women really suck at handjobs, and I think I know why.

If you are using your arm to move your hand, you're doing it all wrong. You'll get tired in no time, and it doesn't feel very good anyway.

What you're meant to do - and how we do it - is to clench/relax your fist in a wave from finger to thumb (think drumming your fingers on your palm, but less fiddly), letting the weight of your arm push gently down o the base. Each time you squeeze, the glans will squip out of your hand, like trying to pick up a bar of soap in the bath - and the downward pressure moves it back as you release.

It's your hand that moves your arm, not the other way around.

This is important, as it produces a throbbing pressure wave concentrated right at the frenulum (in intact guys), at the base of the glans on the underside, which is where the penis is most sensitive. (this is the place to put a vibrator, btw). This is far better for getting us off than simply sliding your hand up and down.

[–]CassandraVindicated 8 points9 points ago

It's funny. I'm 42 and I've never gotten a handjob. I've had some contact that was handjob-like, but never an intentional handjob to completion. Now, I've done things that would make a billy goat puke, but this simple time-honored tradition has escaped me.

[–]megablast 4 points5 points ago

Well, just ask. They are usually a lot cheaper than sex as well.

[–]CassandraVindicated 18 points19 points ago

I'm 42. What the fuck do I want a handjob for? I want to fuck 18-year-old twins in the ass while covering them in chocolate sprinkles, whip cream and 10W-35 (30 if it's winter).

[–]megablast 0 points1 point ago

Well, if you have two options, one is handjobs, and one is the twins, I think would all choose the twins. But we don't always have those two options.

[–]tcrpgfan 0 points1 point ago

Why not both??

[–]megablast 0 points1 point ago

I think that your dick would be too busy in other places.

[–]tcrpgfan 0 points1 point ago

Nonononono. The idea is to get off about a half an hour to an hour before you begin to get intimate. So that when you do start firing up, it won't go down in a matter of minutes.

[–]megablast 1 point2 points ago

I don't do this. Just have sex with her twice.

[–]tcrpgfan 0 points1 point ago

It's not always an option, man.

[–]eliasqfuntybunt 1 point2 points ago

I just don't, honestly, see the point in getting a handjob off of someone else. Seriously, why do that?

[–]MrDoogee 1 point2 points ago

To paraphrase Joe Rogan (re: girls giving handjobs): Why would you think you would be as good as me at something I've been doing daily for half my life? You have so many other great ways to get me off, leave the handjobs to me.

[–]nwtreeoctopus 6 points7 points ago

Tip: have sex with my wife; she's really good at it.

[–]Chastain86 6 points7 points ago

Come on, who here in this thread HASN'T had sex with your wife?

[–]phat-cat 2 points3 points ago

pics or didnt happen

[–]justanothercommenter 1 point2 points ago

Just the tip?

[–]throwaway111811 1 point2 points ago

Confirmed.

[–]thisaccountismine 46 points47 points ago

Avoid pooping.

[–]MrKrazybones 10 points11 points ago

Is farting cool?

[–]knuklz 15 points16 points ago

cool? It's practically expected.

[–]wtf_not_even_once 8 points9 points ago

If pooping on your partner is cool, you can call me Miles Davis.

[–]YesImThatJake 0 points1 point ago

After reading your comment and then looking at your username, I'm truly terrified of the proposition that inspired it.

[–]pacman20 7 points8 points ago

This. Above all. To thine own self be true, and do not shiteth on thy partner

[–]Hip_Hoppopotamus 13 points14 points ago

Normally 10% of the bill.

[–]2goodforyou 1 point2 points ago

I see what you did there

[–]Just_Downvoted 0 points1 point ago

Really 10%? I would have expected a "good" tip to be upwards of 18%.

[–]InfantSpore 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I usually aim for ~20% if I have enough money. I only tip less than 15% if the service is really shitty. Stupid friends in the service industry, guilt-tripping me out of being cheap...

[–]Slehpher 9 points10 points ago

Doesn't matter. Had sex.

[–]badg3r_wils0n 4 points5 points ago

If you apply the Seizure Vibration Maneuver to your arm while you're jammin' on a girl's g-spot, you will forever be known as "you have great fingers".

[–]Crazy-Redhead 0 points1 point ago

yes. so true.

[–]badg3r_wils0n 0 points1 point ago

In my experience, yes it is.

[–]Strumpetincinerator 0 points1 point ago

You mean the "look how it shakes uncontrollably with muscle spasms" thing?

[–]badg3r_wils0n 1 point2 points ago

No, I mean the Seizure Vibration Maneuver.

[–]zamakusi 0 points1 point ago

details? what kind of movement exactly?

[–]badg3r_wils0n 1 point2 points ago

The best way I can describe it is if you were playing some vidya where you need to tap the button really fast to complete a mini-game(like the drinking game in Chrono Trigger).

instead of hitting the button from the fulcrum of the base of your thumb or your wrist, you sorta make your entire arm/wrist/hand go stiff as if it was in a seizure. Do it hard enough and it will cause quite a fast vibration and then you just hold your thumb or finger on the button for the multiple win. Apply that to when you are tending to the girl's g spot (when you 'hook' your fingers up into it) for mass profits.

[–]zamakusi 0 points1 point ago

okay, i like your description, and I know EXACTLY what you mean! So it's not 'zamakusi finger-fu' anymore, but it's common. Still counts. We've got the fingers man! (how did I expect to be me inventing that? :P )

[–]youhavethenerve 14 points15 points ago*

Kegel exercises. Do them.

[–]jaspersgroove 4 points5 points ago

I'm going to assume you mean 'kegel'.

But yes, girls that do this are nice.

[–]dfn85 11 points12 points ago

Do them during sex. A big plus for both parties.

[–]youhavethenerve 1 point2 points ago

Stupid iPad auto correct...

[–]branded99 1 point2 points ago

Such good advice, when i do this a lot of guys have never experienced it before, they melt over it. I've gotten a lot of "how do you DO that??". Simple trick!

[–]dfn85 1 point2 points ago

Oh yes. Did it accidentally, the first time. My then bf was all "HOLY SHIT!"

[–]sexrockandroll 4 points5 points ago

Foreplay can be tantalizing and fun for both parties.

[–]theheebiejeebies 3 points4 points ago

Focus on the moment, not on achieving an orgasm. It makes it way better.

[–]bobbieluvsya 3 points4 points ago

One that most Cosmo-style sex tips lists won't include? Listen to what your partner needs. There's not one set move that'll bring everyone off every time. If your partner's not feeling the Number One Touch Him On The Penis Blast Off Special!!! that doesn't necessarily mean you've done it wrong. It could be not his thing, it could just be thought up on a deadline by a columnist and not really physically possible. It's easier to figure out what people will like and not like if you communicate during or after.

And let them know if they're fucking up, could be the difference between your orgasm and lack thereof. Most people can handle "could you please not bite my clitoris?" or whatever.

[–]keepishop 7 points8 points ago

Pounding is not the end all be all.

[–]Neurotikitty 18 points19 points ago

It is for me. The real lesson here is to ASK THE LADY what she prefers.

[–]megablast 1 point2 points ago

Preferably, the first time you meet her. Best to get this out in the open.

[–]keepishop -3 points-2 points ago

Yeah, but you can't just have pounding alone, you gotta have a build up and a few little distractions along the way.

[–]Neurotikitty 22 points23 points ago

My vagina begs to differ.

[–]keepishop 4 points5 points ago

Your clit and nipples may disagree.

[–]Neurotikitty 0 points1 point ago*

I like the first but don't much care for the second (it depends, sometimes it's fun). My cervix is still the giver of the best orgasms.

[–]the_harbing3r -2 points-1 points ago

How about pounding the butt?

[–]forman98 9 points10 points ago

Lame I know but love. Passionate sex is the best, you get in a rhythm and you don't really worry how it's going. Also [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYvkRZookFM]

[–]Neurotikitty 7 points8 points ago

You may need a bigger condom than you think.

A lot of guys think Magnums are for people who just want to feel good about themselves but don't really need them. But have you ever put on a condom and felt it was too tight/restricting blood flow, even if you never considered your penis to be much larger than average? Try magnums. My fiancé has a penis that is slightly above average, but nothing ridiculous. But we always had issues with him keeping it up because regular condoms cut off all the circulation. We tried magnums and they worked SO much better.

If you don't like the feeling of standard condoms, I seriously suggest you try magnums. Magnum XLs are for the real pornstar dicks. But if you're average/above average, you may find magnums are more comfortable.

Just a useful tip that I wish we had known from the start. :)

[–]Not_Me_But_A_Friend 7 points8 points ago

Not everything is a Jolly Rancher.

[–]RagnorakTres 4 points5 points ago

Thanks for the setup!

[–]eliasqfuntybunt 1 point2 points ago

Oh god you should see the face I am making right now after reading that. It's somewhere in between nausea and pained confusion.

[–]darkviper039 8 points9 points ago

Put The Penis in the vagina

[–]CassandraVindicated 6 points7 points ago

Stab with the pointy end.

[–]CarlWeathersRightArm 1 point2 points ago

But I like using the side :(

[–]teachthecontroversy 10 points11 points ago

ooooohhhhh THAT'S what I've been doing wrong

[–]JagEsquire 2 points3 points ago

wash

[–]metarugia 2 points3 points ago

For Girls: If you're going down on a guy. Stay consistent. Constantly changing it up is like hitting the reset button.

For Guys: Same as above. I'm not saying pick one pattern, one motion, one position and stick to it. But give each thing you do some time. It's not a race.

[–]Spysix 2 points3 points ago

If your fingers are ganna go anywhere, clip your nails.

Also for the best smelling experience, shower before the deed or date.

[–]wassupden 1 point2 points ago

Communication.

[–]nazbot 0 points1 point ago

It's not what you're doing, it's who.

[–]MrMalfunction 0 points1 point ago

I've been told that randomizing the rhythm and angle of penetration slightly can work wonders. I've taken their word on it thus far, but really, I'd do just about anything my partner says works for them.

[–]tcrpgfan 1 point2 points ago

Bust a nut before the foreplay even starts. Helps you last longer.

[–]ModernDog 1 point2 points ago

Just sneak off at some point during the date.

[–]metarugia 0 points1 point ago

Or have her start with a hand/blow job. And even if you don't, there's nothing to worry about. Your partner should understand that you need some recuperating time after letting one off, and they'll be ready to hop back on as soon as you've had that.

[–]branded99 1 point2 points ago

Ladies, get on top, make your own orgasm, don't rely on your man completely. When you're into it he will be more into it as well. Also, if you figure out to reach your own climax you have more of a chance to have multiple orgasms.

[–]anon-na 1 point2 points ago

Foreplay is never overrated, it is key.

[–]Chemdawg90 1 point2 points ago

As a guy.. You take care of her she will take care of you..

[–]XD_DeMiGodking 1 point2 points ago

Be selfless. Make sure your partner is enjoying themself before you let yourself start having a really good time.

[–]Damocles2010 0 points1 point ago

SUCK - SUCK - Blow is ONLY a figure of speech.....

[–]balleklorin -5 points-4 points ago

While doing doggy style right before you bust, pretend that you are actually haveing an orgasm. Spit on her back whil holding your real orgasm back, and then explode into her face when she turns around.

Also put a finger in her ass.

[–]oskarw85 -2 points-1 points ago

My tip is pretty good, I think most people still don't know it.

[–]r2d2quotes -2 points-1 points ago

Good sex tip hmmm...get as many fingers in as many orifices as you can

[–]mattigus 0 points1 point ago

I don't think R2D2 ever said that.

[–]r2d2quotes 0 points1 point ago

Orrr......did he?

[–]Damocles2010 -2 points-1 points ago

While doing her doggy style - justbefore you cum - lean forward and whisper in her ear...

"You aren't as tight as your sister..."

Try and hold on and enjoy the ride....

[–]budgie93 -1 points0 points ago

Not to cum in 30 seconds is a pretty good one

[–]vip3rxxx7 0 points1 point ago

yeah set a goal for about 35 seconds

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