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[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago*

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1) Pay off my debts to parents, pay their debts, buy them a house so they can leave me alone

2) Do what I want, which is to travel, go to grad school for literature/philosophy, and work on my own writing

[–]Cherea 3 points4 points ago

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pretty much the same: 1)pay off my debts to my parents and family,

2)help them fix my grandparents house,

3)provide them with some kind of trust fund to take care of themselves and run charity business, so my dad finally stops working and my mom find something to do

4)find myself a sailing boat and go on a cruise each semester,with me and my friends as the sailing crew

5)Learn all the stuff i won't learn in college beacause i have to choose only one frakkin career: nursing school, anthropology,russian, italian, japanese and greek literature,art history,theater,cinema,political science,biology,psychology and philosophy.

That will pretty much fix me up 'till i die.

[–]Uncoolio 29 points30 points ago

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smoke pot. play video games. fap. pretty much the same stuff I do now.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago*

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It might be over ambitious to say I'd squeeze in time to develop a killer bod if I didn't have the stress of my future profession hanging over me... I think the weed would kill my incentive anyway. I'd rather be fat and fap than hot and tap if I could smoke all day...

Still think working out would be my addition to your list.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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I was reading an entrepreneur magazine in a waiting room once and apparently the owner of http://www.plentyoffish.com/ does just about that, and makes millions each year.

Edit: Well, the article mentioned he had a girlfriend. No, not a supermodel. Better. She could code. And it didn't mention if he smoked weed, but it did say he played video games often and goofed off. Work didn't take much of his time, apparently. And he only had a few employees.

[–]77_65_65_64 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not alone...

[–]fr4vr 3 points4 points ago

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Well, if all you'd do is "smoke pot. play video games. fap.", I'd say you're pretty lonely.

[–]77_65_65_64 2 points3 points ago

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hahahaha...fuck

[–]son-of-chadwardenn 10 points11 points ago

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Assuming we're talking Bill Gates rich I would build a castle. I would also have an airship for a mobile home. I would fund the development of a video game with the depth of Dwarf Fortress but in 3d with a usable interface. I would distribute the game for free. I would wear 19th century formal attire with a top hat and cane. My second home would be in an abandoned salt mine(saw a picture of one in a high school science book, they're impressive.) I would also do all the charity crap.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Damn. Would you give me a million dollars if you were Bill Gates rich?

[–]son-of-chadwardenn 1 point2 points ago

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Even Bill Gates rich isn't rich enough to give every stranger a million dollars. Sorry :(

[–]squidboots 9 points10 points ago

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I'd garden all day, raise sheep and llamas, process and spin wool, and have lots of cats.

Yeah I'm twentysomething with the soul of a grandma.

[–]axiomatic_fallacy 0 points1 point ago

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will the cats have little hats?

[–]gumption 7 points8 points ago

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Travel the world, go to school for a while, start a small family farm. And I'd probably buy up a LOT of billboard space and fill it up with art instead of ads.

[–]junkmale 5 points6 points ago

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I like the way you think on that last one, especially.

[–]knivez 0 points1 point ago

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that billboard idea is just awesome, i figure i can afford some ad space at the local train station, my birthday is coming so i´m gonna buy it up, any ideas of what to post? i guess it would ve viewed by a couple thousand each day

[–]gumption 0 points1 point ago

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Man, that is so great! I have no idea what you should put there, it depends on so many things. Who is your audience? What do you want to say to them? Then there are the practicalities...how big is the space? Where exactly is it? Who prints the sign, and do you have someone who can prepare the artwork properly?

Happy birthday to you!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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To be honest I would not rush out and buy brand new car. Maybe some clothes, and basics, then I would fly first class overseas and buy a nice place on the beach. Find some way to make sure my investment is safe. And thats it, live out my days

[–]junkmale 0 points1 point ago

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Find some way to make sure my investment is safe.

I've thought some about this... I heard that the "really" rich have their investments mostly in treasury bills/bonds. Of course, with the recent fiasco, my thoughts are that those could at some point tank. I think the only sure bet is real estate. That old adage "buy land, God ain't making any more of it" seems to make the most sense.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I agree land is about the only safe bet, you can't trust bonds, banks and stocks. But the title to land will always be yours

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I agree land is about the only safe bet, you can't trust bonds, banks and stocks. But the title to land will always be yours

I don't know. If government bonds collapse, property rights could soon follow.

[–]wacrover 31 points32 points ago

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I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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That's it? If you were rich and never had to work again and had total freedom, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

[–]shallowhallowedbody 16 points17 points ago

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Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

[–]ravage86 6 points7 points ago

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Well, not all chicks.

[–]Araya213 14 points15 points ago

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The kind of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do.

[–]ravage86 5 points6 points ago

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Good point.

[–]wacrover -3 points-2 points ago

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Hey Ravage, man, check out channel 9, check out this chick.

[–]ravage86 12 points13 points ago

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No dude, it's over.

[–]TheFlyingAlbino -1 points0 points ago

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Great movie.

[–]paperman1 5 points6 points ago

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I came in here expecting to find this to be the top answer.

I wasn't disappointed.

[–]noseyb -2 points-1 points ago

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Neither was I...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Set your goals high, wacrover.

[–]HMSuperb 14 points15 points ago

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Start my own business, travel, find a beautiful wife that I love, learn a new language, read a book, write a book, write a poem, cry over my newly written poem, cry on my money, fap on my money, burn my money, cry over my fire, burn my wife, eat my wife, eat my tears, die.

[–]Araya213 7 points8 points ago

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Like a boss

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[–]SecDef 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't that the implied method of death... with two sheriffs standing over the body "Well God dammit.. he actually made it."

[–]frank26080115 3 points4 points ago

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Learn to pilot a VTOL airplane, then buy that plane, and then take my friends on a tour around the world, piloting my new plane myself.

[–]Cherea 2 points3 points ago

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That sounds awesome.....I kinda want to become your friend right now.

[–]skagvark 3 points4 points ago

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Water.

Assuming that rich means lots and lots of money and not just comfortably off, I'll be creating water-saving solutions.

The whole centralised storage (dams) and distribution of water astounds me; there are countries that have tied up more than 90% of their water supplies already, and it all goes into this inefficient system. Whole rivers are channelled into central points, purified, and pumped long-distance at great cost.

This centralised system wasn't designed to cope with the changes in weather either (bigger, but less frequent storms, meltwater drying up, severe drought interspersed with flooding etc), so better ways to manage water must be found.

I would love to fund thousands of small local research projects where local solutions to the water-based problems are found. Not fund the systems, but rather fund the research, educate, give the expertise; find ways that people can make money out of taking care of their own water.

If it doesn't fund itself it will never work in the long run anyway.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I'd start an animal shelter or take over one that was run down in the area.

I think I'd also look into lobbying the government for laws that would list the ingredients to everything like they do with food; household cleaners and shampoo and all that stuff.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I would have someone iron my sheets.

Nice, clean, crisp, lavender-scented sheets are heavenly.

[–]ModernRonin 2 points3 points ago

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Robotics. It's twenty-fucking-ten, I want goddamn humanoid robots already!

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[–]ModernRonin 0 points1 point ago

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Someone else can handle that, I'm sure. I'd rather teach my robots martial arts. (G)

[–]Firrox 2 points3 points ago

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Become a polymath.

[–]blank 0 points1 point ago*

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Upvoted, I like your answer. However, becoming a polymath is not necessarily dependent on being rich. One example of a poor polymath: Leonardo da Vinci.

[–]Firrox 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks! =) tho...Not being rich, but just having the time to do it. Most polymaths were employed by the state to just live and create (like Leonardo), and others were initially wealthy and never had to work, and thus were able to do what they pleased all day long (Ben Franklin). It's not about the being rich, it's about having enough money to not have to work.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I would stop day dreaming about what I would do if I were rich.

[–]fresca 2 points3 points ago

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Bartend. Or just work in general. Man it would be boring to not need money.

[–]Mittz 0 points1 point ago

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hell yeah. how much fun is bartending.

[–]happybadger 5 points6 points ago*

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I'll speak as the opposite, a silverspooner who dreams of poverty.

There is no such thing as freedom. Even if you jump off a building, you're still a slave to gravity. When the poor dream of being rich, they don't take into consideration the culture of wealth. Instead of becoming a slave to your debts, you become a slave to your image, brands, investments, and unwarranted self-importance which eventually eats away every last bit of your humanity until you're nothing but a consumer.

I'm quixotic, so my idealism blinds me to the bad side of poverty, but the freedom that the poor see in the rich is the same freedom that the rich see in the poor. Wealth is nothing but a two-headed coin.

That being said, I agree with Wacrover. Two chicks at the same time, man.

[–]IDFlash 2 points3 points ago*

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you become a slave to your image, brands, investments, and unwarranted self-importance which eventually eats away every last bit of your humanity until you're nothing but a consumer.

You've obviously never been poor...you list lifestyle choices as if they are necessities. When you're poor, your choices are extremely limited and have nothing to do with self esteem; they are about how to keep a roof over your heads, food in your stomachs and hopefully lights, water, telephone, etc.

I'm not poor any more, but I'm certainly not rich and therefore (according to you) not a slave to my image, etc...guess that means I win?

[–]happybadger 1 point2 points ago

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I've not been poor yet, but I've romanticised the idea of living for necessity enough that it sounds right :)

The lifestyle choices listed are made by people who subscribe to my parents' culture. One day they're buying a better brand of coffee, the next they're moving to a golf course because the telly told them that that's what rich people do. That mindset, that you have to prove you have wealth through image in order to be rich, is what fuels Prada and their $2000 shoes.

[–]transitionality -1 points0 points ago

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They're not truly rich if they feel like they have to prove it to others every day of their lives. They haven't internalized their wealth. They're poor inside.

[–]dirtymoney 2 points3 points ago

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Being an unhappy rich person is much better than an unhappy poor one.

[–]happybadger 1 point2 points ago

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That depends on what you define happiness as. In my opinion, it's friends, love, and the ability to freely express who you are. As a result of money, all but a handful of my friends are horrible people, women I've dated have turned into materialistic whores, and the phone calls out of this house are screened and recorded and my every publicly made detail is most likely in some file in my dad's office.

If money and things provide you with comfort, and you know this for a fact, greed is good. If people and feelings are your fancy, the best and the most sincere people I know don't even own a mediocre private jet. [peasants!]

[–]dirtymoney 2 points3 points ago*

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my point being ... having money means one less concern/worry. Money can provide quite a few solutions (shelter, food, etc. etc.)

ANd yes, having a lot of money CAN cause problems, but those type of problems are better than the problems of not having any.

[–]soondot 1 point2 points ago

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having a lot of money CAN cause problems...

Having a lot of money doesn't cause problems. Letting lots of people know you have a lot of money causes problems.

[–]Itkovan 0 points1 point ago

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Your view seems "grass is greener on the other side." Take a lotto winner versus an average 7-11 worker. While the 7-11 worker cannot buy really nice things, he/she can afford the basics in life and if people are wanting to hang out with them it's because they like to. The lotto winner can also afford basic needs, but also lavish things. However, he/she cannot know who is really a friend and who isn't. That would suck.

[–]transitionality -4 points-3 points ago

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Women do not turn into materialistic whores, they're born that way to begin with. They're just a little worse at pretending otherwise when there's a lot of money at stake.

[–]fas2 1 point2 points ago

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you become a slave to your image, brands, investments

It does not have to be like that. In fact I know I would not let that happen.

[–]happybadger 2 points3 points ago

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I'm talking about rich culture. There's a difference between "having money" and "being rich". You can't know that you wouldn't let it happen unless you have been rich at some point.

[–]JoeSki42 3 points4 points ago

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I'm not so sure about that. What if you're just not very social to begin with? Not all the money in the world is going to make you want to hang out with more people than before.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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That's not "rich culture," but the culture of new money.

Eccentricity is much more acceptable to the landed gentry. I for one would be very content to spend the rest of my days at a nice country manor. In the morning I would go out for a long walk in the countryside, return home for tea, and then spend the rest of the evening studying the ancients (or, you know, playing video games).

[–]happybadger 2 points3 points ago

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Is there really all that much of a difference? The rich in old Rome threw giant orgies and ate grapes. The rich in new Rome have giant televisions and eat steak. That's more like light and dark grey than black and white.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"New money" refers to those with wealth, but no class. They are often ostentatious and gaudy in an attempt to be cultivated. They do this in order to imitate and try to fit in with old money.

Old money refers to the class of people whose families go way back. If you were to inquire why a certain person is wealthy, you'd likely come to the answer that it was due to their ancestor siding with William the Conqueror. They do not completely agree with meritocracy (and some outright oppose it) and believe that everyone has a place in society. Moreover, it is the duty of the nobility to look after the poor and defend the weak.

of course, it doesn't always happen this way, but this was and is the goal to which many members of the old money club aspire.

PS. When thinking about the excesses of ancient Rome, do not forget the austerity and wisdom of those like Tacitus and Marcus Aurelius.

[–]Itkovan 0 points1 point ago

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You talk about wealth as it's portrayed in movies and certain pieces of literature. What happybadger says makes a lot of sense: you can't know unless you've been there, done that.

[–]KoldKompress 1 point2 points ago

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I want to live like Common people, I want to do whatever Common people do. I want to sleep with Common people, too.

[–]happybadger 1 point2 points ago

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Are you sure you want to live like common people? You want to see whatever common people see? You want to sleep with common people? You want to sleep with common people like me?

[–]soondot 0 points1 point ago

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I think the spivey378 meant "financial" freedom. You know, not being tied to a salary, debt, mortgage payments, bills, etc.

But you're right, most people are a slave to their own desires. If you want a cell phone, you're a slave to telco. If you want internet, email, you're a slave to your ISP.

Only way to be truly free...remove all non-essentials, live off-grid, don't pay taxes. Is that even possible?

[–]happybadger 0 points1 point ago

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Entirely so. As long as you're free of debts or get a change of identity, vagabonding is easily doable.

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[–]happybadger 0 points1 point ago

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Well, it all comes down to your ability to save $500 or so. With a good backpack and good walking shoes, along with four changes of clothing and a swiss army knife, all you're left with is a date.

Setting a definite date is what transforms vagabonding from a pipe dream into a reality. One month, two months, May 24th, 2010- as long as you have that and you stick to it, the world is your canvas :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Give away everything I have now (minus my books, movies, clothes, cats), pay off my debts, leave Houston and it's shitty humidity behind, and start a new life in Portland, OR. It's where I'm hoping to eventually move anyway, but it'd definitely be a bit easier if I were rich.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Dude, yes, the humidity here is so ridiculous.

[–]whatthedude 0 points1 point ago

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thanks for never rioting at Haliburton, dicks

[–]Senethior459 1 point2 points ago

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Be smart with my money. Get a job anyway, so I have something to occupy my time.

Build a quantum computer.

[–]-___- 1 point2 points ago

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I think I'd try to write novels.

[–]f3nd3r 4 points5 points ago

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I think you can do that anyway buddy. Hopefully, I am encouraging you enough to actually get started.

[–]-___- 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, I really should stop wasting so much time on reddit and actually do something productive with my life.

[–]jaxspider 2 points3 points ago*

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I'm so happy you actually accomplished this. That or so disappointed you changed usernames.

Either way you made me feel something. Cause that's all I could hope for that this time of night.

[–]f3nd3r 0 points1 point ago

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Me too man, me too.

[–]Zentripetal -1 points0 points ago

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You failed to drop the addiction. How do you feel about Reddit 8 months later?

[–]f3nd3r 0 points1 point ago

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I still love reddit, I feel too connected with it to leave. My life has changed incredibly in the last 8 months though, however.

[–]Zentripetal 0 points1 point ago

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My life has changed incredibly in the last 8 months though, however.

Go on...

[–]f3nd3r 1 point2 points ago

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I'm no longer a shut in for one. I have a lot of friends now (they invited me to live with them, which was amazing) and I can talk to people without feeling so introverted. I'm in college again (I dropped out in 08'). There's a lot more but I don't want to get into each and every detail of my life though.

[–]TheBigLewinski 1 point2 points ago

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Finish my documentary well ahead of schedule. Then complete scripts for a couple of feature films that have been churning in the back of my overworked head for years. Then shoot the films.

If those were successful, I'd hire Bethesda Studios to create a sandbox video game based on the Blade Runner world, but with the game depth of Elder Scrolls IV.

[–]Intel81994 1 point2 points ago

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lots and lots of chicks

i hear they like money

[–]Noche 1 point2 points ago

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One doesn't need to be rich to have total freedom. True wealth comes from the inside.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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That is what rich people want you to think.

[–]Noche 3 points4 points ago

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Nah, I don't agree with that. I used to have a fair sum of money, had nice things, etc. I lost it all due to drinking.

It took losing it all to realize that money doesn't buy happiness. I'm living on peanuts and happier than I've ever been in my entire life.

None of this will make sense to anyone who hasn't experienced it.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Having money doesn't make you happy, but being poor sure does create misery for a lot of people.

[–]TGCID 2 points3 points ago

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I have heard that money can't bring you happiness but it can make you happier.

In my opinion playing cards in on a yacht with quality beer is better than playing cards in a basement with crappy beer

[–]Noche 2 points3 points ago

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I once heard a saying, it goes something like this:

"Money isn't everything, but it sure beats the hell out of whatever is second."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It makes you happier to a point, after that, you cultivate your own happiness. Playing cards in a basement with 5 friends and some crappy bear probably beats playing solitaire on a yacht no matter what kind of beer you have.

[–]deus_ex_latino 0 points1 point ago

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Ya because we all know that Bears are total Card Sharks....

[–]Itkovan 0 points1 point ago

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Seems to me money can remove annoyances much more easily than it can directly make you happier.

[–]f3nd3r 1 point2 points ago

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I would work on an anti-aging cure, and then would work with gene therapy.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Get a Yacht and travel the world by myself.

[–]CampusTour 1 point2 points ago

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I read once about a rich guy who bought himself an old prop-driven fighter plane, got permits for the machine guns to go on it, and does strafing runs in the desert on targets he's set up. Sounds like a good deal.

[–]barfbarffart 1 point2 points ago

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become a crippled alcoholic

[–]Malhavik 1 point2 points ago

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Whatever, whenever, however I want.

[–]barbehque 1 point2 points ago

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one thing i've always wanted to do is buy a hummer and reinforce it with metal bars all around it.

this way, if i'm every driving and see someone acting like a idiot on the road with their fancy bmw or something, i'll just hit their car and happily pay for any damages and for however much they feel the need to sue me for, just to teach them a lesson about driving like an asshole

[–]wootpro 0 points1 point ago

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I would set up several different funds with money managers to manage my wealth. Then I would continually donate money to education, the Pirate party, and other causes that mean something to me. I would travel a lot and read while traveling. I would meet a lot of people on my travels, hear their stories, and share my own. I also may also take classes in photography, design, marketing, and business because that's something I'm interested in that I haven't had time or the means to do yet.

[–]ayeeFOOL 0 points1 point ago*

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.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Fund a lot of research. Hopefully something would be worthwhile and it could make more money. Then I would set up some kind of foundation/business and leave them with the left over money and a mission statement when I die.

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I'd make sure my family was taken care of, and then I'd do what I want. I'd run off with my SO, and we'd travel the world and see every country together for the rest of our lives.

[–]mikemcg 0 points1 point ago

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Do volunteer work when I'm bored and feeling productive. Otherwise? Drink and hang out with friends. Maybe see the world and make foreign friends. I'd just live.

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I would:

Build my own house, go to culinary school, get a reader card at the Library of Congress, brew tons of beer, spend a summer or two at the beach surfing, learn to live off the land, live like Thoreau in Walden, sail a boat, be a race car driver, take my GF around the world, learn other languages, learn piano, learn photography, ride my bike across America, ride a motorcycle back to where I started, canoe the Florida trail, drinking the finest wines and scotches, make the finest wines and scotches.

And whenever I get run down I would retire to my house in the Caribbean or my cabin the mountains, depending on my mood and the season.

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I would be buying an RV and small cargo trailer and touring europe's many racetracks on my set of racebikes. This is my dream.

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Help people until I can do no more and go fishing.

[–]glasspenguin 0 points1 point ago

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I'd buy some gorgeous rural land, and then donate it all. It would go to nature conservancy organizations, who would ensure that the land would stay wild.

And then I'd sit around eating really expensive chocolate.

[–]dirtymoney 0 points1 point ago*

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relax, man. Relax. That's what I'd do.

Well, first of... I would tell off my boss. Wait about a year & then pay to have the place burned to the ground.

Then I would buy myself a nice large amount of acreage. Build a small, unassuming house on it. ANd then have a nice fully outfitted bunker built underneath. The whole property would be fenced in with motion sensing cameras all over the property that would alert me to any tresspassers. The small house on top would be a decoy.... I would live inside the bunker. The bunker would be completely secure. I'd buy a couple of cars ( a 4x4 vehicle, and maybe some classic sports car) and class C RV ... then I'd travel the country metal detecting. I'd also travel europe metal detecting as well.

ps. I would track down & exact my revenge upon every single person that has ever done me wrong. :|

[–]tandembandit 0 points1 point ago*

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I would purchase a nice, reliable, digital SLR camera and maybe take a few classes on photography to get better, then I'd buy a copy of 100 Places To See Before You Die (or whatever the closest thing to such a book is) and then see them. Then I would buy a car, something fun to drive but not too flashy. With that car, I would travel to each state capital in the 48 I could drive to (I'm too lazy to drive through Canada, you see) via each major highway (20, 30, ...80 and then back through the 15, 25, etc.) and just keep traveling, visiting whatever I wanted.

In short, I just want to travel and take pictures without worrying about affording gas.

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hire round the clock personal trainers. I'd spend some time each day exercising, meditating, playing an instrument, flying airplanes, and learning.

[–]datruesurfer 0 points1 point ago

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Hm...

  • Repay all the money my parents spent on my college tuition
  • Buy really fast car that doesn't run on gas (probably a Tesla Roadster)
  • Buy a private jet, learn to fly, take my friends and family on a tour around the world.

[–]notjawn 0 points1 point ago

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Find a part time job where I got to interact with different people all the time.

[–]redditchic 0 points1 point ago

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Buy the whole world. If I don't have cash to buy off the whole world, then I would still work, coz' I ain't rich enough.

I already have more than freedom that should be given, so nothing would actually change drastically. I'll be the same then, as I am now. My life sounds boring,eh?

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this is almost out of sight and out of mind. 90% or more of what i think of day to day are how to get rich. so if i was suddenly rich, there would be a big-ass void in my life.

i would definitely get a personal trainer and stay away from nachos.

[–]brainburger 0 points1 point ago*

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I guess I would do lots of degrees. A private jet would be good too.

[–]Brainsalad[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Move to London.

[–]Prius -1 points0 points ago

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Cure death. Then do...something. Build a time machine, maybe.

[–]transitionality -1 points0 points ago*

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1) Get a vasectomy.

2) Fuck the unending parade of hot, nubile young whores that would inevitably fall in my lap.

3) When some of them return, claiming that they got pregnant from me and looking for a payout, sue the fuck out of them and collect every last dime they have for fraud.

4) Profit!

[–]spivey378[S] 0 points1 point ago

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owned

[–]mrdelayer -1 points0 points ago

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Two chicks at the same time.

Fuckin' A.