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[–]simmonsg 275 points276 points ago

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Buy it back and kill him when you pick it up?

[–]The_Egg_Man 76 points77 points ago

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and if you get any wanted level stars just keep driving till your outside the radius of the flashing blue and red circle

[–][deleted] 88 points89 points ago

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Your gaming reference is wasted on the Mac user.

[–]ltjboy03 20 points21 points ago

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Ah-ha! Not anymore, we have Steam now too, sir.

[–]farooqaaa 21 points22 points ago

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GTA ain't available for Mac yet.

[–]notBornInTheUSA 26 points27 points ago

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it will never be. rockstar games will never be apple's bitch.

-sent from my iphone

[–]RubberDucky451 15 points16 points ago

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Let's be fair guys. Macs now have a 3D version of tetris.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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How are the 3D card options for Mac's these days? I've been out of the game for a couple of years so don't know how game-able mac's are these days. Steam is exactly what mac's have been needing for years!

[–]ltjboy03 3 points4 points ago

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An upper middle class video card with 512mb on the cheapest comps and 1GB on everything else, I believe. They're actually pretty stellar. My mac is 3 years old and I'm still able to edit full 1080p footage with it in Final Cut Pro, while running After Effects, Photoshop, and Illustrator.

[–]joecook1987 0 points1 point ago

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This is more on your processor than anything else... Most on-board cards will do 1080p video.

Games are completely on another level. Try playing SCII with all the "Ultra" settings. Your computer will likely shit the bed. Not to be mean. Just so you know there's a big difference in what's doing rendering and what's doing processing.

[–]ltjboy03 2 points3 points ago

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After reading your comment I realized that have to set my settings on WoW to the middle range to keep 60fps.

Youre not being mean, just setting me straight. An internet bitch slap, if you will. Sometimes bitches just need a slap.

[–]joecook1987 2 points3 points ago

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lol It's cool G. Just buy a PC. ;P

[–]patholio 6 points7 points ago

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as much as I enjoy trolling mac users, I do actually really think it cool that they can now access Steam

[–]ohaithargaiz 0 points1 point ago

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You didn't get it either, mac user II.

[–]ltjboy03 0 points1 point ago

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what?

[–]spacedad 0 points1 point ago

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Wait... what? No..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Mac user here, hasn't downloaded steam since his last PC... 4 years ago. Four years I've been off the sauce. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!

[–]ltjboy03 0 points1 point ago

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Cmon babe. Just have a taste. A little bit won't hurt.

[–]alexgdorman 2 points3 points ago

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I hear there are these special computers these days that are just made for games and you plug them into your TV.

[–]joecook1987 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, but they basically suck at it compared to personal computers.

[–]purelithium 1 point2 points ago

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Apple users can't own other gaming devices?

[–]SkylarkT 0 points1 point ago

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No, they're trapped in the endless pursuit for new Apple products. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apple

[–]YouWillBeRickRolled 1 point2 points ago

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GTA is also available on consoles...

[–]jaybol 0 points1 point ago

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Or drive thru a blue circle and come out of the red circle on the other side of town

[–]VforVuckYou 27 points28 points ago

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Agreed.

[–]7r011 38 points39 points ago

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just act like your gonna buy it and meet him in a star bucks to "check the WiFi" borrow someone else's computer while your there to open teamviewer, have an officer in plain cloths standing by to taze and rape his ass. i thought we all went through this when that bike was stolen?

[–]LoganPhyve 20 points21 points ago

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If you still have the original purchase docs, check your SN in your paperwork against that on the machine. It is possible, however unlikely, that the OS has been wiped and reinstalled to hide previous ownership. Just be prepared with extra ammunition in case your software isn't there anymore. But yes, seconded, have a piggy on standby to beat said thief into submission.

[–]dannosliwcd 3 points4 points ago

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Agreed. There must be some way you can get pics of the person, the laptop, and the ownership docs. However, if this seller is the original thief or is otherwise aware that the laptop is stolen, he might not be too camera-friendly. As a heads-up, I think the S/N is underneath the battery in those things.

If you wanna get a little sneaky, you could go to a coffee shop where you know someone running/working the place. If you know the mac address of your wireless card (your home router may have that stored if it does any type of logging, or if you set it up to specifically allow your computer to access it by address), you could have the seller allow you to test its ability to connect to the Internet. After you connect, have the coffee shop owner check out the mac address on his router and give you a signal if its the same. If it's not the same, odds are good its not yours, and you can just back out of the deal for some BS reason.

Regrettably, all this can do is confirm what you already suspect. I don't think this gets it in your hands any faster. At least it is less likely to raise awareness for the seller.

[–]conservohippie 6 points7 points ago

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The Serial Number is somewhere in the About This Mac menu window. Really easy to check that and be inconspicuous ("I'm checking the specs!").

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Even easier way - Go to About This Mac and click on the OS version a couple times - shows you the S/N right away.

[–]spacedad 0 points1 point ago

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Upvoted solely for username.

[–]Shippolo 11 points12 points ago

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Perhaps beat him to death with a MacBook?

[–]oalsaker 55 points56 points ago

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That function is only available with the Pro models.

[–]CeeDawg 13 points14 points ago

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iBeat

[–]oalsaker 42 points43 points ago

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it's a killer app.

[–]thereifixeditforyou 1 point2 points ago

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the unbeatable app

FTFY

[–]oalsaker 5 points6 points ago

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There I failed it for you

FTFY

[–]imanimpostor 2 points3 points ago

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failed that for you

FTFY

[–]chant 0 points1 point ago

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[–]CeeDawg 0 points1 point ago

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Ohhhhhh...Now I see, said the blind man to the deaf dog.

[–]hwillis 5 points6 points ago

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You have to admit that milled aluminum stands up well to repeated face smashing.

[–]Fat-Elvis 18 points19 points ago

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Too bad it wasn't a MacBook Air. You could cut him.

[–]zgh5002 18 points19 points ago

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If it was a Macbook Air, it wouldn't have been stolen. No one wants that shit.

[–]EverybodyIsDead 11 points12 points ago

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Upvote for murder.

[–]boydrewboy 0 points1 point ago

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From a distance so you can say you threw the (mac)book at him

[–]wombey2010 0 points1 point ago

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the ultimate disgrace.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I think with the Mac Book Air, Apple has really come into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole laptop has clear, crisp display and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the computer a big boost.

Hey, Paul!

[–]RealThoughtsNoKarma 5 points6 points ago

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...and steal back the money you used to buy it from him.

[–]Optimal_Joy 2 points3 points ago

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Seriously, get a bunch of your biggest, meanest, friends to go with you in a separate car. You won't even need to fight, just get the laptop back with pure intimidation.

[–]notBornInTheUSA 8 points9 points ago

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my biggest and meanest friend doesn't need a car - he fits in my holster.

[–]Hraes 7 points8 points ago

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I think befriending only midgets counts as racism or something.

[–]Optimal_Joy 1 point2 points ago

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You can't just shoot somebody over a stolen laptop.
However, a few big dudes can beat the shit out of someone, no problem.
Personally, I'd feel a lot more intimidated by a couple of bruisers than a twirp with a gun, because it's a lot more likely to get beat up, than shot.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wouldn't need to shoot him. Probably would be enough just to see the guy you robbed show up with a gun. I'd give it back, NQA.

[–]sandflea 0 points1 point ago

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Hey there, OJ! When did you get out? And how long before you go back for pistol-whipping someone over a goddam laptop?

[–]karth 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds about right

[–]Ottotk 60 points61 points ago

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Call the cops, they should set up a sting. If not, take the law into your own hands. Assemble a rag tag team of mixed racial vigilantes, and take down the entire crime syndicate behind this caper.

[–]NotMarkus 110 points111 points ago* 

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Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if you have an Apple product, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The iTeam.

[–]nobeastsofierce 20 points21 points ago

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Upboat... Even though you missed a jailbreak joke

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[–]twitch135 0 points1 point ago

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Bodie, Doyle, Tiger, the Jewellery Man, they're all there.

[–]sagewah 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks, now I have The Professionals theme running through my head.

Dun-nahnah, dun-nuh dun-nah duh-nuhnanuh, na na na-na..

Fucking awesome.

[–]twitch135 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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Did you register your macbook?

If so you might have the serial code, or could ask for it.

Ask the seller for a screenshot of the hardware overview (apple, about this mac, more info)

the serial number should be visible

[–]xieish 68 points69 points ago

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Thats a pretty generic macbook ad man.

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[–]dafones 5 points6 points ago

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But I say you go the distance and try to buy it back. D'you figure there's anything that would be on it that would determine either way, or would the contents be dumped?

[–]7r011 2 points3 points ago

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TEAMVIEWER. MEET HIM/HER AT STARBUCKS. USE OTHER NEARBY COMPUTER TO DETERMINE IF ITS YOURS.

[–]dand 4 points5 points ago

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Chances are the hard drive has been wiped already. But you can still compare serial numbers.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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Look in the keyboard to see if the crumbs of his favorite snacks are still in there.

[–]dafones 4 points5 points ago

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But wasn't he advertising the applications on it?

[–]GregPatrick 2 points3 points ago

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A lot of common criminals don't think that far ahead.Plus, you can always check the number under the battery can't you?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, in fact I think it should be on the purchase order.

[–]greymundo 3 points4 points ago

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The seems to be severe wear on the "w" "e" "a" "s" keys in the CL pic. Does this match your laptop?

[–]subgameperfect 1 point2 points ago

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It seems to me that if you look at the distribution of those keys, it quickly becomes evident that it is not only the keys with the shininess; the surrounding casing is similarly affected. I think that's more an effect from the lighting of the room and the camera than usage in general.

Better to check, IMO, is that dock layout at the bottom of the screen. The OP's "intuition" may very well be rooted in that. Sadly though, the post has been deleted from craigslist itself, and there doesn't seem to be any concrete evidence from the posting itself. Looks like a buyer has bought. Or it could be one of us.

[–]Commander_Q 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously, could you share what makes it more than just intuition?

You're bequeathing help but not giving us a lot to go on, here.

[–]krappie 0 points1 point ago

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but it's more than just intuition.

Because of the phone psychic?

[–]yeahmuffins 0 points1 point ago

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Did your keyboard have those word wasd keys?

[–]K1LLWHITEY 0 points1 point ago

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How about an update? Or did you just get lazy and give up?

[–]sprashoo 0 points1 point ago

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The price is a little low. Other than that, yeah, I'd agree that it looks pretty generic.

Shitty photos and almost no description could indicate someone without much invested in the sale, although lots of people are just incompetent at selling things online too, so that may be a red herring.

[–]Commander_Q 32 points33 points ago

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First off, call the police. You have basically no legal leg to stand on in terms of recovering this without a stolen goods report. Moreover, the cops will offer you advice much cheaper than a lawyer will.

This looks to me like a pretty generic ad for a Macbook, but you say you're sure it's yours. If so, there should be plenty of ways to prove it, based on the details you provide in the police report. If you have filled out a stolen goods report, you can just meet the seller, check the serial # (or whatever proves it's yours), and then tell him: "you know what? This is my computer, it was stolen from me, and I'm keeping it."

If he objects, tell him you're happy to call the police or take it into the station, since it matches the stolen goods report you've already filed. In either case, after the meeting, even if he runs off with the computer, you will have his email, probably his name, his cell#, his license plate, etc, which you will of course immediately report to the cops, whether you get the computer back or not.

When you contact him to get the computer back, use a fake name and a new email address. Use a phone number that he won't recognize and do not have your name in the voicemail greeting. Set up a new gmail and google voice account or whatever, since he probably already knows your email, real name, and may even be savvy enough check your contacts if you try to use your home , cell, or girlfriend's phone or whatever.

The police will almost certainly not set up a "sting" for something like this unless you have a lot better proof than a CL ad for a macbook for sale. However they will almost certainly tell you that you're free to meet the guy and keep the computer if it's yours, and to call 911 if you have any problems. Meet him in a coffee shop near a police station, if you like.

On a side note, if you are ever the victim of a crime, call the police, don't ask reddit. This is not some esoteric technical problem or question about StarCraft continuity. There are people who handle this stuff for a living, day in and day out, and your tax dollars pay them to do so.

[–]hearforthepuns 2 points3 points ago

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Why is this not the highest ranked comment?

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[–]Commander_Q 3 points4 points ago

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Dude, if you have his phone number, or if you don't, CALL THE FUCKING POLICE, not a private investigator, not reddit, not your friend who works for Apple...

I will tell you right now that the police are probably very dumb when it comes to technical matters. Judges are, too. If you bring a printout of a serial number or an email, that will usually stand as proof in a court of law unless the other party has something conflicting or a "computer expert" who can describe how an email might be faked... Cops, lawyers, and judges are generally pretty ignorant of computers and tend to regard anything printed in black and white as, well, "black and white"-- doing something such as copying an email to text file and changing the "from" text is generally viewed as "hacking", or something similar. If you were to walk in and fill out a stolen goods report with a piece of paper that said "serial number: XXXX-XXXX-XXXX", that would almost certainly count as "proof" in their eyes. They are kind of like mac users in that respect.

It's not that they are all stupid, in fact they are probably vastly smarter than anyone posting here is when it comes to catching bad guys and especially to the laws and procedures relevant thereto, it's just that they are usually accustomed to having other people do the "computer stuff".

In short, you are and have been asking entirely the wrong people. For example, it actually doesn't matter whether your computer has been "sold": it's still stolen goods, and you're still legally entitled to get it back. The seller will know and have contact info for the "buyer".

Moreover, the seller/thief will, 99 times out of 100, be cowed into admitting the theft (or where it came from) in a matter of minutes under police questioning, if the police know it was stolen--the quality of proof rarely matters-- the first step is to figure out who the bad guy is and what he did. Having determined that, the police can usually get a confession, find out where the computer ended up, and can usually get it back to you if it all happens quick enough, no proof and no trial necessary. Cops love it when you bring them this kind of case on a platter.

And "clear" proof that it was yours plus contact info for the thief is all they need. And you've been really vague about how you know it's your computer that was for sale, but assuming it's something like worn keys or some other identifying mark, that's all the cops need. They are not TV police, and they're not going to create a GUI interface in Visual Basic to see whether the culprit is blogging in real time.

OTOH, if you walk into the police station NOW, with a blurry picture of a macbook sold on CL and a claim that you had a macbook stolen with worn keys, that's not nearly as good as if you had filed a stolen goods report the instant it was missing, and included that it had worn keys, and then found one that turned up on CL after the report was filed: police are often quite bad with computers, but very good at sequence-of-evidence and chain-of-custody matters.

Which is why, the lesson right now, yesterday, and tomorrow is always ** CALL THE FUCKING COPS** when you are the victim of a crime. If you have not already called them then you are stupid and deserve to have lost your macbook.

[–]Theodorist 12 points13 points ago

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You made it to the first page. Now let's hear the colorful story.

[–]BillyShearsPwn 11 points12 points ago

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this was on my frontpage....

anyways I say arrange a meeting and then confront him about it. But make sure you have a way to prove it is yours first. As for that I have no idea.

[–]horsepie 3 points4 points ago

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He should have the serial number that's on the box label. The same serial number is on the bottom of the laptop.

[–]fred_in_bed 1 point2 points ago

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...ask to check it works when you are there to buy it. Also, offering to buy may allow OP to delay proceedings slightly, if cops are slow.

[–]dalemamimueve 47 points48 points ago

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Buy a new one. Not that big of a deal. Steve. Sent from my Ipad

[–]9FingerDave 45 points46 points ago

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Police.

[–]vladimirptn 16 points17 points ago

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oh, but NEVER talk to the police!

[–]GregPatrick 15 points16 points ago

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Police DO NOT do shit in these kind of situations.

[–]Sequiter 5 points6 points ago

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It's unlikely that police will take the initiative to help you out.

Even if you do get the macbook back with the help of the police, they may hold it for months as "evidence."

[–]daysi 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, cause that's going to help.

[–]pieguy314 16 points17 points ago

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sudo give it to me

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[–]almostdvs 5 points6 points ago

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I could really use a macbook sans hdd

[–]Seeyousuckerslater 10 points11 points ago

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Report it to the police. Show them the detective work, get them involved, and make sure that you are able to prove the laptop is yours. Police like it when someone does the legwork for them.

[–]gantte 2 points3 points ago

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and don't forget to bring doughnuts...

[–]LeakyPenny 2 points3 points ago

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...and don't get tased and/or beaten!

[–]hearforthepuns 1 point2 points ago

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...bro.

[–]sparkletone 0 points1 point ago

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If you have the serial number, give it to the police. I inventory everything I own. Why? Because I was robbed before and detectives will match your # a/g the pawns and justice will be served. Good luck!

[–]ContentWithOurDecay 5 points6 points ago

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PLOT THICKENS: [17:38] revruback: lol. even the girl that you loved tried to steal from you? the TV? that's sad man. and you will be waiting for my "move" possibly forever. have a good life.

I gave my girlfriend that TV. some psychic.

You lost me.

[–]geekuskhan 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I don't get it either.

[–]ContentWithOurDecay 0 points1 point ago

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This post is just straight up bizarre. I have no idea where the psychic hotline thing has anything to do with this.

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[–]ContentWithOurDecay 0 points1 point ago

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The plot thickens? What girl stole from who?

[–]shempmalone 9 points10 points ago

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um, beseech.

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[–]canadianleftie 8 points9 points ago

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It's just that bequeath means that in helping you, we'd all have to die. I want you to get your stuff back, but that seems like a bit more than I'm willing to commit to at this time.

[–]tribes 0 points1 point ago

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IE doesn't have a built-in spell-checker.

[–]paulcam 0 points1 point ago

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bequeath is correctly spelled, so it wouldn't make a difference.

[–]arjie 0 points1 point ago

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Well then, it should be "I beseech", not just beseech if you're talking about just replacing "bequeath" in his text.

[–]ryegye24 4 points5 points ago

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Use paypal/check/card to pay for it, cancel/reverse payment, tell him to fuck off when he complains.

[–]Fat-Elvis 5 points6 points ago

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This is probably ruined, because some Reddit white knight will mail the guy and alert him, but just in case it isn't...

Buy it back, do the exchange in person (like most CL sales) and bring six of your biggest friends along with you to pick it up. Or maybe you can find an off-duty cop here on Reddit to walk along with you and sit at the next table in the food court.

He'll give it to you.

[–]matlick 4 points5 points ago

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So dumb of OP to include perp's email in CL pic

[–]drumskatelove 3 points4 points ago

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some Reddit white knight will mail the guy and alert him

I think we have a winrar.

[–]edwardunknown 9 points10 points ago

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If you're James Bond you would probably email the guy (of course not with an address that has your name in it) and go to buy the laptop. You would then go to the house, examine the laptop and if it turns out to be yours you will calmly hold up a cell phone so the thief could see a pre written text message to the police which shall include the thief's address, and your finger shall be on 'send'.

This strategy is not without risk.

[–]86me 12 points13 points ago

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Since when can you SMS the cops?

[–]NotMarkus 31 points32 points ago

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hlp. being r8pddddd lol -_-

[–]tyranBROsaur 0 points1 point ago

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I know rape isn't funny but damn, I lold

[–]freehunter 0 points1 point ago

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[–]matagascar 2 points3 points ago

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What fucking version of Windows are you using to take that screenshot?!

[–]txmslm 3 points4 points ago

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give him a break - his macbook was stolen.

[–]zaphodi 0 points1 point ago

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i wondered the same thing, looks like 7 mixed with windows 2000.

so win 7 classic mode maybe?

[–]Fat-Elvis 0 points1 point ago

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I assumed it was one of those rinky things in a web cafe.

[–]sirdrizzzle 2 points3 points ago

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Tell him that you're willing to pay $16 million for it but just need him to pay the 5k transaction costs to transfer the money to his account.

[–]Wogan121 6 points7 points ago

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Ye I'd arrange to buy it back, meet in a coffee shop and ask to have a demo of it to "make sure its working". Use the few seconds to confirm it's yours. If it is whistle twice and have several of your biggest friends come running around the corner and rob that shit back. Life's a bitch, fuck it like one.

[–]Fat-Elvis 4 points5 points ago

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No need to "rob it back."

Just ask for it nicely once your friends arrive.

[–]in_vitro 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck that. If it is his then it means that the guy broke into his house and stole a lot of his shit. Fuck him up.

[–]zeptillian 0 points1 point ago

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If these people are shady, they will insist on picking the location. Do you want your friend to run around the corner and get shot? If you want it back bad enough to risk a meetup just have your friends at the location early, go and when you look at the laptop and verify it's serial number it will be in your hands. Snatch it and run. Your friends should be close in case they try to chase you.

Keep in mind, anyone that has broken into your house knows where you live. If they know it's the owner taking it back, they might remember the place where they took it from.

[–]geekyatheist 4 points5 points ago

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Ask for the serial number to check to see if it's eligible for AppleCare. Then compare it to your serial number from the box. If you have a match, involve the police. That's the best I can think of.

[–]zeptillian 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, because people who try to sell stolen goods anonymously will surely respond to an email asking them for the serial number.

Best bet is to try and buy it. Act casual. Tell them you have cash and offer to meet in a public place. You can even buy it back. Cheaper then replacing it no? With proof that you got the stolen item back, get the police involved to get the IP address the ad was posted from and find out from their service provider their address and hopefully, the rest of your stuff.

[–]lvl10troll 7 points8 points ago

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ask for his aol email and sent it the internet police.

[–]Shippolo 0 points1 point ago

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Consequences will never be the same?

[–]MrTissues 2 points3 points ago

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Only if they can successfully backtrace the IP

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[–]coppersink 3 points4 points ago

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How exactly do you know this is yours? Specifically.

[–]m1ss1ontomars2k4 1 point2 points ago

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Police sure but it's not like they ever get anything done quickly now. Realistically after 24 hours, my chances are zilch.

Why don't you tell that to the last redditor whose MacBook got stolen?

[–]matlick 1 point2 points ago

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Definitely email him to buy it. You want to meet somewhere in public, not at his house. Find a way to confirm it is yours while you are testing it, like a serial number on it or something. If you meet in a coffee shop near the police station, just take it and run. He isn't likely to follow you. No need to make a citizen's arrest or have friends threaten him. The laptop belongs to you and always has, so just take it. Go to a place with security cameras if you need the police to catch him. Or have the police there with you.

[–]Iamreallyfuckingdumb 1 point2 points ago

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Call the police

[–]justus87 1 point2 points ago

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Ask him for the serial number so you can check the "warranty history".

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two words-

baseball bat.

[–]ravend13 0 points1 point ago

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This. After you check the serial # to make sure you're not mistaken. Or before, if the place isn't too public and he doesn't see your car's plates.

[–]Snow_Monky 1 point2 points ago

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Queef.

[–]fathairyape 1 point2 points ago

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I had a friend in this exact situation. His mom's computer got stolen from inside her home, and she was a wreck about it. She couldn't physically do anything about it because she felt so invaded, I guess.

What he ended up doing was employing a private investigator who I guess got a warrant, applied to buy the stolen laptop, showed up to the guy's door, and then arrested him. And he got the laptop too! The day was saved!

[–]shiffilis 1 point2 points ago

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pay by cheque. cancelled cheque.

[–]nateblack 1 point2 points ago

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i can not recommend this enough to all new(and old) mac laptop owners undercover

[–]takita787 1 point2 points ago

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Just steal it back, really. Have some friends come with you in maybe a seperate car then just jack the kid. It's that simple. They dont know you, you dont know them, leave it at that

[–]krappie 1 point2 points ago

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Your friend is fucking hilarious. http://keithruback.com/about.php

[–]Atomskie 2 points3 points ago

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I say we give this Craig guy a call and ask him in not so nice terms why he is letting shitheads like this guy sell stolen property on his "list".

[–]Fat-Elvis 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, Craig's a pretty cool guy. He might help.

[–]TheSnop 5 points6 points ago

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These comments are a new low for reddit to me. So far we have someone complaining about his misuse of "bequeath", someone complaining about his misuse of "pawn", someone complaining about his misuse of "robbed", people complaining on his windows theme, people complaining that he included the email address.....

I usually enjoy these posts for the amount of help the OP gets, but this is just sad. It's one thing to just make a funny comment making fun of the op, but most of the people here just sound like douchey, pedantic pricks.

[–]I_imported_an_Aussie 3 points4 points ago

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I know, right? Not to mention the comment where someone is complaining about the people complaining. And then there's the completely unhelpful comment someone left, in which they complained about you complaining about the people complaining. WTF Reddit, you sucky.

[–]TheSnop 4 points5 points ago

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You're right. I fully realize that my comment isn't adding to the discussion, but since coming from Digg some months ago this was the worst case of "digg-like" comments I've seen.

[–]zeptillian 1 point2 points ago

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Please keep in mind when complaining about comments or complaining about complaints they receive; time slows down for anyone who actually reads these type of comments. A complaint about a complaint about a complaint could get someone trapped for years.

[–]Purp 0 points1 point ago

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but most of the people here just sound like douchey, pedantic pricks

you must be new...

[–]cpels7 1 point2 points ago

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serves you right for EVER using internet explorer

[–]itsmeee 1 point2 points ago

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If someone lives in the area you should check it out and get the serial number from it. Have the redditor call you with it the moment they step out and if it matches call the police.

[–]brokenangelwings 1 point2 points ago

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see what the police say first. be safe. I say offer to buy it and meet in a public place, call him out on it. Bring friends. Go to his house. Bring friends. Pay in a check make it so it bounces. no friends needed. Did you have any images of yourself? would he know what you look like. disguise. now do you have proof its yours...receipts shit like that? stuff on there like pics, work stuff? but use all caution, because you dont know who you may be dealing with.

[–]matlick 2 points3 points ago

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Do not write a bad check as it is still a crime even for this purpose. He is not likely to accept a check anyhow.

[–]brokenangelwings 0 points1 point ago

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good point.

[–]joojoobomb 1 point2 points ago

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Happened to a friend of mine with his bike.

Make sure you have the serial number for the laptop. This proves ownership.

Respond with a fake email address. Meet at a public, open place. Bring a couple of the biggest guys you know. Walk up alone and ask to "examine" the laptop. Once it's in your possession, have your friends run up.

Inform the seller it's stolen and you're calling the cops. At that point, there's one of three outcomes. He sits and waits patiently for the police to come (which our seller did, for whatever reason), he'll attempt to take the laptop back by physical force, or he runs.

Just bear in mind that basically any unprovoked physical contact with the seller will most likely end up with an assault charge placed on you. If he runs, you at least have the laptop back. Let the police find him, that's their job.

If he's smart he'll say he bought it from someone else. This makes it far more difficult to prove that he actually stole the laptop. He'll get away with a charge of possession of stolen property and a future court date.

Just be ready to throw down if the guy(s) wants to as well.

[–]ropers 1 point2 points ago

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[–]pfennigweise 1 point2 points ago

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Ask Apple for help, they love their customers

[–]hornfinger 0 points1 point ago

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Why the downvotes? That was pretty funny.

[–]vanishing_point 0 points1 point ago

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[–]sparkletone 0 points1 point ago

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Send Dexter after him. Just wash off the blood.

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I agree with the revenge side of things, but let's make it a little more fun. Meet with the guy to purchase it back. Have a friend come along but watch from a distance. Once you've confirmed its yours, give your buddy the nod. I would suggest purchasing the thing back, but have your buddy tail him. Eventually he'll take you somewhere either he, or someone he knows calls home. I bet they have a lot of cool stuff there. I bet you'd like to own some of that cool stuff. I bet he wouldn't be so fuckin happy when you have all "his" stuff.

[–]ZuG 0 points1 point ago

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Do you have documentation that it's actually yours (serial number, mainly?) If yes, email the guy and schedule a pickup and bring a cop with you.

[–]RapedByPlushies 0 points1 point ago

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There was a post a while back about a guy who had his bike stolen. He found it on craigslist, enlisted the police's help who asked him for a thorough description of exterior of the bike, then set up a meeting with craigslist seller.

in the end, he got his bike back with police help...

i just wish i could find the post...

[–]wordthebird 0 points1 point ago

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If I lived near you and had money to spare, I would buy it off the guy and then deliver swift justice. then turn him in and get all your stuff back and then gift wrap you laptop...but alas I do not live near you nor do I have money. Remember, if I did I would...yea say you want to buy it, go to buy with a large group of strong friends (or double that group size and just bring normal strength friends) disregard laws acquire currency and laptop.

[–]Skitrel 0 points1 point ago

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  1. Arrange to buy it back
  2. Post details of location you're picking it up from and meeting him, arrange angry internet flashmob.
  3. ????
  4. Profit from youtube videos of the hilarious mob justice.

[–]notjawn 0 points1 point ago

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Call the police, but just so you can get a report so you can file an insurance claim and get a new one. I doubt they'll go bust the guy with a SWAT team if they do anything at all.

[–]jblo 0 points1 point ago

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My roomie and I live in Broward, we'd come meet with you in the public place for extra safety. I'd have your girlfriend call or contact him and act like you are a young student and want to buy it asap just to hold it, then meet in a public place. Go to the applecare site, print the serial off. When you go, and if you can confirm that it is your laptop - if you call the police and say your laptop is physically there and that you THINK the perp has a gun, they will be there faster than you can sneeze. We would be glad to help a fellow redditor in his PURSUIT OF JUSTICE!

[–]apandafunn 0 points1 point ago

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Ooh..Miami. I just moved to Miami, don't ruin it for me!

Seriously though, I hope you get it back. Good luck!

[–]sup_brah 0 points1 point ago

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Call the fucking police.

[–]c0dger 0 points1 point ago

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Get the A-Team on it. They'd know what to do.

[–]goob 0 points1 point ago

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What all proof of ownership do you have? If you have the original receipt with the serial number on it, just show up to "buy" it with a bunch of friends and videotape the whole procedure. If you don't have the receipt, did you recently purchase it? I think your Apple account has copies online for a decent amount of time.

[–]TheWizardsCock 0 points1 point ago

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Buy it back, and show up with a gun and the receipt for it.

[–]publife 0 points1 point ago

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You used two words incorrectly in the title, nice one champ.

[–]stutheidiot 0 points1 point ago

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"Pawn" doesn't mean what you think it means.

[–]BILLYBOB817172 0 points1 point ago

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Update us?!

[–]davezilla1995 0 points1 point ago

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we can talk when you stop using IE

[–]omgitscellyz 0 points1 point ago

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lolz you use internet explorer...

[–]alanmagid 0 points1 point ago

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The owner of that cell number in miami listed two other macs on the same day, 24 Aug 10.

Just google the phone number and the word "craigslist". Too low prices. Probably a scam or a fence. The police should be interested in this. Professional criminals commit most of the property crime.

[–]tspderek 0 points1 point ago

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that looks like every other macbook i've seen, ever.

you're nuts if you want to take action based on this ad. it was stolen, life sucks, move on.

[–]sirrogue2 0 points1 point ago

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Send him an e-mail, confirm it's your laptop when you inspect it in a public place. When you do, pull out your cell phone and call a friend - or the group of friends you have on standby. (Have them all waiting nearby for the best effect.) They show up, you take the conversation outside, beat the ever-loving shit out of him, and you walk away with the laptop. Problem solved.

EDIT: Also helps if you have proof that it is indeed your laptop on you - a receipt or a hardcopy screenshot of the serial number always helps.

[–]vonguard 0 points1 point ago

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Have him meet you at a coffee shop that is popular with cops. When he sits down and shows you the laptop, be like "One sec, gonna get coffee." Then walk up to a cop who's getting coffee and quietly inform him that the fellow you're sitting with is a thief and you would like to press charges against him.

[–]Jumin 0 points1 point ago

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Contact the police. A redditor here not long ago (I could not find the link) had his bike stolen. He called the police, they had him setup a meeting with the dealer. As long as you can confirm that the laptop is yours (i.e. identify service tag) then you are good. If you cannot identify it... the police will be as useless as they usually are. Hope you get it back! Mine was recently stolen as well >_<

[–]Wh0rse 0 points1 point ago

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a mac book at that price has well and truly been sold by now.

[–]RubberDucky451 0 points1 point ago

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All I could think was...

That thieving bastard misspelled "throughout".

[–]wolfzero 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think that word means what you think it means.

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[–]Scipion 0 points1 point ago

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Serial number is on the buttom of those, under the FCX mumbo jumbo.

[–]fizzlesizzle 0 points1 point ago

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Go and act like you're going to buy it from him, ask him where and when he got it, how long he's had it...little interrogation and hopefully, maybe his guilt will take over. tell him it's yours and if he gives it back to you, you won't call the police.

[–]chudd 0 points1 point ago

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Don't you have a login?

If yes, make the deal to buy this laptop back, and bring the cops. If you can successfully log in or give file descriptions before hand, it should be open and close.

[–]UtopianComplex 0 points1 point ago

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If he isn't the one that stole it but bought it from the thief in a legitimate transaction... that was in good faith... then he is the legal owner of the laptop now

[–]afterwinte12 0 points1 point ago

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I had a generator stolen offmmy property once. I bought it used, no receipt, and I didn't write down the serial number. I tried to report it stolen, but with no evidence the police didn't even want to take a report of it.

A month and a half later, my dad saw a similar generator on craigslist that was painted a different color and had the same electric meter broken. Called the cops to report it, but the one who picked up didn't want to make a report of it because he was off in an hour. Told me to call back later. So we took it into our own hands and my dad, a friend and myself went to the address to check it out.

The distinguishing marks on it were the broken meter and a rats nest on the inside. We told him that it was stolen, and bluffed about having the serial number and a police report. Told the guy we're going to call the police. He had a bunch of different stories about how he got it. Never admitted to stealing it, but he "believed" us and didn't want to have to deal with the cops. So he gave us the generator back.

[–]sagewah 0 points1 point ago

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and you will be waiting for my "move" possibly forever.

Little more backstory explaining what the douche is on about would be nice. Sorry about the laptop. Junkies suck. File a police report with the s/n.

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[–]K1LLWHITEY 0 points1 point ago

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You are a douchebag for not updating this thread.