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[–]no_where 11 points12 points ago

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does this mean you want watch porn without fapping? cause that's just weird. and don't say no, cause that's even weirder. edit:unless you're a chick with remote control vibe panties, in which case i salute and encourage your endeavor.

[–]He11razor[S] 8 points9 points ago

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heck no.. I'll be whipping the ol' schlong out while riding the train. It's alright because I won't see anyone else while I'm performing this feat. If I can't see them, they can't see me.

Seriously though, any recommendations on video goggles? Say something like this?

[–]loudambiance 0 points1 point ago

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[–]sbarnabas 2 points3 points ago

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He wouldn't be able to see you, so he doesn't care.

[–]kaiise 0 points1 point ago* 

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Why can't you just masturbate the night before? Why does it have to be in public with your... "fellow passengers"? Sorry but keep this fetish to yourself and jerk off *at home*

you're not helping the guy out here.

[–]qda 0 points1 point ago

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how's that weird? there are reasons to watch porn without fapping.

[–]yellowking 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, like an anthropology study or pizza delivery tips. Other than that...no, nothing.

[–]dirtysnachez 1 point2 points ago

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I've used the MyVu glasses before, and they work pretty well. They're at least the less dorky looking style at most trade booths I've seen.

[–]monkeybreath 1 point2 points ago

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These are still QVGA, which might be ok for YouPorn videos, but not much else. I'm holding out for when 720p ships. Say, in 10 years.

[–]PSBlake 0 points1 point ago

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According to their FAQ, the Crystal line of Myvus are full VGA. So still not 720p, but 640... something. You can usually get them on eBay for about $130 including shipping.

[–]monkeybreath 0 points1 point ago

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We're getting there.

[–]DaemonXI 1 point2 points ago

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I had to check twice to make sure this wasn't /r/shittyadvice.

[–]Fosnez 0 points1 point ago

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Why don't you just move to Japan?

[–]He11razor[S] 8 points9 points ago

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I wouldn't need the goggles in Japan.

[–]Rion23 0 points1 point ago

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Train-fapping is very common there.

[–]madcaesar 0 points1 point ago

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Porn is useless to me unless I can fap. I would never watch porn just for porns sake.

[–]Birk 0 points1 point ago

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Would fitting goggles like these with some kind of accelerometer, like we have in phones, be a good idea?

When using them with a computer you would be able to have a 1920x1200 virtual screen, and the goggles would only show like 640x480 (or whatever resolution they have) of them at a time, but you could change your view just by moving your head! You could have as huge a virtual screen as you want this way.