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[–]Rubin0 32 points33 points ago

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Where's the E-Meter?

[–]JGailor 26 points27 points ago

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He was at my video store last night. It was a total star-struck moment.

[–]7oby 11 points12 points ago

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You'd think he'd know how to use Netflix.

[–]MouthBreather 4 points5 points ago

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What did he rent? Was he alone? Was he friendly?

[–]kingtrewq 44 points45 points ago

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What color were his shoelaces? What direction were the majority of his hair facing? What tint of black were his glasses.

[–]Ciceros_Assassin 21 points22 points ago

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What was he doing? Who was he with? What was he thinking of? Was he thinking of me? And will he ever return to me someday?

[–]donaldjohnston 5 points6 points ago

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do an AMA!

[–]DiamondBack 5 points6 points ago

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Did you talk to him? Did you take a photo with him? Did you get his autograph? Did you take him home and hobble him?

[–]AnalFTW 2 points3 points ago

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Did you get the runs today?

[–]hellweaver666 0 points1 point ago

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When was the last time you had sex?

[–]JGailor 0 points1 point ago

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Last night.

[–]hellweaver666 -1 points0 points ago

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Oh Yeah! Giggidy Giggidy! Giggidy Goo!

[–]JGailor 0 points1 point ago

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No, my poop is robust and fibrous

[–]craptastico 1 point2 points ago

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I can't stop thinking about Tony...

[–]JGailor 1 point2 points ago

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To answer your questions. I don't know what he rented, he was alone, and I tried to be respectful (as did everyone in the store) and did not approach him. However, he bantered with the clerk for a good 10 minutes and I think he ended up buying a t-shirt from the store.

My girlfriends co-worker lives in the same neighborhood as Jaime, and she told me he doesn't like people coming up to him. I figured Mr. Savage might be the same way. It was cool just to see him IRL.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, but that's Jaime. He's like Anti-Adam. In fact, if you take Jaime's reaction to something, and take the opposite, that's probably Adam's response.

[–]zyzzogeton 15 points16 points ago

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The large empty area, near the top, in the middle, bothers me.

[–]bobcat 11 points12 points ago

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You have defeated Adam in the Anality Contest.

[–]searine -3 points-2 points ago

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I read that as "You have defecated Adam in the Anality Contest."

[–]phreakymonkey 10 points11 points ago

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It's for that other meter he can't live without that he doesn't know about yet.

[–]ExiledCommunist 1 point2 points ago

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Those are for future expansion obviously.

[–]jeannaimard 9 points10 points ago

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How does he call the meter to measure all those meters, so he knows none is missing???

[–]bloobloobloo 8 points9 points ago

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CLEARLY FAKE CASE IS SMALLER THAN 1M IN EVERY DIMENSION

[–]MrSurly 2 points3 points ago

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That's the measure of a man.

[–]Poromenos 5 points6 points ago

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"To whit"?

[–]Bjartr 4 points5 points ago

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It's "to wit". Comic portrayals of lawyers have led to the common misperception that it's "to whit".

It's used almost exclusively in the legal profession and it means "namely" or "that is to say" as in "The complainants, to wit Joyce Smith and Robert Jones, wish to withdraw their complaint."

It can be used facetiously as in "My dinner, to wit one stale donut, is an improvement over my lunch."

--torontosaur

[–]Poromenos 3 points4 points ago

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I know, I was incredulous at the misspelling, but thanks for the info!

[–]snowyday 1 point2 points ago

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To cool whip.

[–]BritainRitten 0 points1 point ago

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This whill not stand!

[–]soyabstemio 6 points7 points ago

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It's a meter case. It holds all his meters.

Best said in a Jason Statham "Turkish" voice.

[–]coollettuce 6 points7 points ago

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Sorry, I'm American. I'm gonna need a conversion into miles.

[–]ryy0 3 points4 points ago

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Serious question, do you use voltmile and ampmile in the USA?

[–]flaminglips 2 points3 points ago

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I'm still not sure if you're serious. The suffix, meter, refers to the fact that it measures something and has nothing to do with the units. The units are volts and amperes .

[–]ryy0 7 points8 points ago

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Of course it's not serious. That 'serious question' bit was a ruse.

[–]ExiledCommunist 3 points4 points ago

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Well too bad, I am going to do all my electrical engineering homework in voltmiles and ampmiles today!

[–]flaminglips 0 points1 point ago

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I had to be sure!

[–]goingnorthwest 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Tgruber 1 point2 points ago

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Storm Case ftw. I just got one for my camera equipment.

[–]TearsOfRage 1 point2 points ago

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My meters. Let me show you them.

[–]spacentime 2 points3 points ago

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I thought this would be something the Hyneman would do.

[–]wackoman 0 points1 point ago

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does it have a hellameter?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Damn I've been trying to find some of that foam for my case forever.

[–]mordaunt0 0 points1 point ago

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holy crap he has a scope in his toolkit.

I want a portable scope O_O

[–]monsterflake 0 points1 point ago

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which one is the nerdometer?

[–]bunjamins 0 points1 point ago

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It is.

[–]eleitl 0 points1 point ago

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What do you find about Mythbusters so compelling?

[–]gfixler[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Mostly all the meters.

[–]eleitl 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously. The love for Mythbusters is strong on reddit. Why?

[–]gfixler[S] 13 points14 points ago

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Probably explosions and Kari Byron.

Growing up, I absolutely loved and identified entirely with the concept of being a mad scientist. I mixed up potions from the cleaning stuff under the sink, and would test each out on stains, thinking I'd invent the next amazing product. I once cut the end off an extension cord, dunked it in a big glass of water, held a clear chair mat in front of me like a shield, and plugged the other end in to see what would happen. I'd drop food coloring into water or watch things burn in the fireplace and try to understand the movements of the ink and flames. I nearly broke video tapes going frame by frame in our old VCR trying to better understand how things really move (which eventually lead to me going to school for and becoming an animator). I was always being a scientist in one way or another.

The Mythbusters not only are like grownup versions of my inner child, but they delight the huge part of me that hates how so many other grownups in the world just accept everything at face value, are never curious about the world, and never bother to question their own assumptions. It leads to stagnation and things like religion (faith without proof, and no wish to try to prove anything). They also get to do things like fly in a freakin' helicopter while chasing a car in the desert they're controlling by remote, smash semis together, launch things at rocket speeds into walls, and blow up cement trucks. They're living every little boy's dream, while doing science, albeit a non-rigorous, light form of it. I'm glad that kids today have it to help them learn a bit more about testing their hypotheses, and that science can be a lot of fun. We need more of that.

This all might be part of it. Am I to take it you don't like it? Either way, I'd like to hear your thoughts.

[–]eleitl 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks. That makes a lot of sense.

This all might be part of it. Am I to take it you don't like it?

I grew up in 1960/70s, far behind the Iron Curtain. No TV role models there, in fact TV never figured prominently. Books however did. Like you I was interested in science, or the high explosives and pyrotechnics variety.

I can see how Mythbusters would be appealing to kids today, especially given that first-hand experience and technical information is no longer easy to come by. What however does get my (adult, scientist) goat is the "albeit a non-rigorous, light form of it." While fun, this is painting a wrong picture of what science and technology practice looks like.

[–]gfixler[S] 1 point2 points ago* 

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No TV role models there, in fact TV never figured prominently.

That's very interesting. Something you seem to have escaped is the hold TV has on my generation (grew up in the 70s and 80s). It's a default. It's not just a tool. It's like a friend. Too many of us will sit for hours hoping something good will come on instead of going to find something worthwhile to do. This is something I've fought with even in the last several years - understanding that I actually don't have to watch it, and that if there's nothing very appealing on, I can do something else. I almost changed the previous sentence, but realized it makes my case for me. I didn't say "I never have to watch TV." I said "if there's nothing very appealing on," indicating that if there is, I will (must?) watch it.

My generation, and the ones after it don't even comprehend the concept of no TV. You don't "not like TV." The TV is given. You just don't like some or most of what's on it. You do, however, like, or love some of it. I can understand it better in terms of alcohol. I've never had interest in it, and in fact, have an aversion to it. I wish it were less prevalent. Almost everyone I've ever known drinks, or has had alcohol. I never have, and it's a bit of a life mission of mine to keep it that way. To most, though, I haven't just made a simple decision long ago that I never think about now. I've ruled out something absolutely intrinsic to being a human in the United States - in fact, in the world - and am now some kind of alternate form of human.

I've at once loved and been kind of dismayed, even frightened a little by too many people's reactions to the fact that I don't drink, never have, and never will. It's a kind of horror that wraps their faces. It isn't a playful jab at me, making a joke with a horrified face for laughs - it's clearly an actual emotional response that they can't control. "Not drink!?" It's insane to them. I've never had anyone say "You want a beer?" at any social event who's stuck around to talk to me for more than another sentence or two after I've replied "Oh, no thanks. I don't drink." They can't even relate to me once I drop that bomb, and smilingly back away and find somewhere else to be.

In somewhat similar fashion, the majority of redditors grew up with TV as a cornerstone of life. They won't decide (not en masse) not to watch TV, or its shows via download/streaming sources. They will instead wade through its offerings in order to find which ones they most like. When they find them - Mythbusters is a good fit - they will latch on and call them the best of what's available, and therefore, in the group of "best things." Love, praise, and hyperbole-filled shouts of its greatness will follow. That's my take on it, anyway.

Oh, and I can't even count how many times I've thought of a half dozen other possible explanations for conclusions the Mythbusters have reached at the end of an experiment. I wish they'd let me on the show for a week to hit them with all of my secondary questions, but I realize it probably wouldn't exactly make for "good TV," at least by whatever metric by which that is currently measured.

Edited to add: For my part, while Mythbusters is clearly not exactly how science is gone about, they speak in terms of science, rigor, hypotheses, "results," and comparing experimental data, which gives kids at least something to search for later. They see lab coats and explosions, but also things like predicted trajectories, and slow motion playback against gridded backdrops, and calculations using math to determine things like speed based on frame rate and observed alignments of projectiles and grids. It at least involves the idea of trying to get to the bottom of why something is happening (not just saying some supernatural force did it).

I think it's a lot more good than bad. It gets kids excited about science, and competes well with the inane things kids might watch instead if it didn't have explosions and Adam's excitability. More of these kids are likely to pursue science. When they start heading that direction, and realize it's not all explosions and Vodka taste tests, I think many are going to say "Well, it's still very interesting," and decide that the adult, "real" variety of science is worth exploring anyway. Advertising has taught me that you don't have to explain things exactly. Subliminal information - hints at things - things that just get your product (in our case, science) noticed and talked about draw in alarming numbers of people. At the lowest end, I think it will create a lot of people who don't accept the first version of a story they hear, and that's a lot better than nothing, which is what most of the rest of TV is giving them.

[–]tso 0 points1 point ago

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also there is a whole lot going on behind the scene, thats cut out because of the regimented way that tv operates (10min content, 5min ads, repeat until you fill a hour). Heck, they had to change the format of the show after the first season, as people would just watch until the main myth was completed, and then switch channel, resulting in the 2-3 myths stacked semi-randomly that they have had since season 2.

heck, i think there is one episode, where jamie and adam is discussing a helium filled mattress of sorts, where they had to cut out 3 hours of those two going back and forth over how to best build then thing.

[–]EatSleepJeep 0 points1 point ago

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It's the expression of "LOL, SHOPPED" taken to the extreme. Except in their case it's "That might not be real, but I have the physics background, resources, manpower and determination to put it to the test."

[–]ungoogleable -1 points0 points ago* 

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[–]MrSurly 2 points3 points ago

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Nope.

[–]bananapeel 0 points1 point ago

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He did have a tape measure in there.

[–]cianmm -1 points0 points ago

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You know, if I didn't know about mythbusters, I would think that the man who made this is the most boring human being to walk the planet. But I know he actually uses all this stuff. Which impresses me.

[–]bsolidgold -3 points-2 points ago

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Shouldn't it be "new, improved case" or "new and improved case"?

[–]mattbayless 0 points1 point ago

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Shouldn't it be newly improved case? How can something be both new and improved?

[–]bsolidgold 0 points1 point ago

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That implies he made modifications to an already existing case. New and improved states that there was a previous version (case), the new one having improved functionality/features.

[–]mattbayless 1 point2 points ago

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Touché.

[–]bsolidgold 0 points1 point ago

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It's nice having an intelligent discussion without name-calling every once in a while. Fucker. ;)